Moonshadow

Uncle Bitter I think your new name is most appropriate. It defines your Febfast efforts AND your (now not so) new found gym abs. Are you still frequenting the local lycra 'n' sweat establishment? ......and I'm not talking about The Gat.

Errr..... Jack Watts?

Cannot believe people do not like our song. Might as well be saying that Nate Jones is a [censored]. Seriously, best in the comp by a mile.

Just got on here, so haven't kept up, but are you so blind to not see the irony of your post? Maybe practice what you preach (or yell).

Great report ruffles. Cheers

Gold dc.

How about pole dancers and circus animals like elephants and monkeys parading around the boundary?

Go Dunny!

Half of those guys need to learn how to push their chests out for photos. Grimes should be known henceforth as The Pirate for that sunken chest. But I fully agree yossarian, the guernsey looks unreal.

Drink up Jazzy O, you don't need Biff or BBO. A smoke goes very well with a drink of booze y'know.

Looking forward to seeing increased competition for spots in the backline this season. With talk of Salem and Toump spending time there and the recruitment of Lumumba, guys like Terlich and Grimes will have to step up another notch. Sure, they all play differing roles, but there is only so many guys that can fit into 6 spots. TMac, Garland, Dunn, Frost, Jetta, Grimes, Terlich, Lumumba, Salem, Toump, and occasionally Watts.

It hasn't been easy being a Melbourne supporter for the last 8 years, but I am sooooooooo glad I'm not an Essendon supporter. They have only seen the tip of the 'pain iceberg'. Couldn't have happened to a nicer club!

Come on mate, comparing Jordie McKenzie to Brett Kirk is drawing a very long bow. Look at what each achieved at the mid way point of their careers. I'd take Kirk's kicking any day over Jordie's. It's great to see him putting in everything on the track, good on him, but the reality is he's a battler with poor kicking when it matters, during games.

Couldn't agree more old. Good to see you back Toady. Trust all is well in the wild west. Uncle Bitter my neighbours are doing Febfast and swear that the key is to drink soda water or mineral water from a wine glass and close your eyes. Most of your senses are satisfied, except taste of course. Who knows, you might even become a teetotaller out of this.

Spencil is nailing goals, Jordie is in the best 22, Fitzy's pinpointing passes and Matt Jones is kicking truly. Woweee! They're training the house down. Round 1 can't come quick enough!

That Katy Perry half time Super Bowl extravaganza was certainly full-on. Ughh! Hope our GF never gets to that point, but I'm guessing Gil would have wet his pants watching that.

Absolutely. Manipulating the outcome of a match.

Surely the Junction Oval gets a mention?

Tim Lane's take in The Age this morning. Laser of ridicule closes on James Hird's feet of clay Interesting bit: What about whether the players were actually injected with a banned substance under the watch and approval of Hird? Isn't that the crux of what the process is trying to discover? Hird supporters can paint it whichever colour they want, but at the end of the day, are the players and EFC officials guilty? That's what is important and needs to be ruled upon.

A new dawn?

Lucky for some poms on here his secret turn-on is an English accent......

Wonder if this guy is going to arc up again? https://mobile.twitter.com/uberageorgiou

Yes, because talking about football is indicative of the demands of extreme religious killers. FMD.

No. That's your domain.

Dazzle - 3 Saty - 0 *reaches for popcorn*