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Bitter but optimistic

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Posts posted by Bitter but optimistic

  1. Agree totally Red!

    For an experienced veteran ( and a bloke I'd previously considered a sportsman ) Kohl's exchange with a young first gamer was [censored] weak.

    Note. the replays clearly show that Konstas was walking his own line and minding his own business when Kohli bumped into him

     

  2. 22 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    <Non-PC warning...>

    Accompanied by any *cough* 'staff' augmentation? 😉

    Very perceptive Tim!

    My in depth cultural studies have provided me with a number of ideas ( albeit some rather abstract ) that I will expect my domestic aides  to implement with vigour and enthusiasm.

  3. 11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Anything much happening around here this week?

    I've just completed a cultural tour of Thailand and will be returning to The Manor tomorrow. 

    I expect I will receive a warm welcome from the good citizens of Romsey. 

  4. 8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    I not been paying that much attention to the Dees lately as the loss of 4 straight finals matches was so annoying. But it appears the Dees are self-destructing in so many ways,  I had to come out of my hibernation and order a truck load of popcorn.

    I hope you are well?

    I am very well thank you Frog. 
    I am sitting by The Manor’s pond encouraging the cat to stalk and devour some of your cousins!

  5. 1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    I mighhhht get to Casey providing no bulltish gates locked stuff, coz. Whats the piont???, Also, I have invested in a new Tournequet, anti Snake venom, fly swat, and a yowie anti mating kit!🤩

    No self respecting Yowie would mate with you picket !!!!

  6. 15 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I have two actual phobias, snakes and costume party stores. 

    From reading your posts over the years Ethan, I am confident in saying your issues run far deeper than " two actual phobias" .

  7. If we haven't got sufficient nous, talent or people skills within the administration, football department ..... or whatever the [censored], to retain a player of Oliver's calibre then the MFC is a totally irrelevant and [censored] up organisation.

  8. It's a show I often watch .

      Robbo  ( aka a name that that starts with S and ends with o but is censored on this site ) is an illiterate dunce. 

    It was always  more enjoyable when The Chief or Jordan Lewis  or the part time dunny cleaner filled in for him.

    No loss.

  9. I've been on Demonland 13/14 years - minus a number of bannings. 

    Many of my posts have been schoolboy smut ( but quality schoolboy smut ).

    A number of my posts have been blatant and intentional insults.

    But ..... some of the [censored] on this thread makes me look like a rank amateur .

    [censored] me ..... I'm reading and learning - I'll bounce back.

  10. 26 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    As Marilyn Monroe sang in the movie Gentlemen Prefer Blondes:

    "A kiss on the lips might be quite continental,

    But bananas are a girl's best friend."

    Good heavens !!!!

    This thread is becoming quite vulgar !

  11. 19 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    I have no idea who Harry Garside is but I'm intrigued by what he does with his book. 

    @Bitter but optimistic, any experience in with such literary perversions?

    Thanks for calling upon my expertise Goffy, however, in this instance I can be of scant assistance.

    You might note though, that in a quite controversial story about a fellow named Portnoy, the eponymous hero performed a rather nasty act on the family dinner. 

    I will leave further investigation in your hands.

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