Supermercado

Martin by miles

Can't we just pick a coach and get on with it? I'd love Malthouse but all these fantasies and conspiracies about what to do if we can't get him next year are a crock of the proverbial. If he's in he's in, otherwise move on, get somebody else and let's get on with things.

Thank god there's no video footage of when I used to play comp table tennis. Final warning about being kicked out of the competition when a bat was broken being piffed at the wall. Retired immediately. Can't pick up a bat again to this day. Although that was about six weeks ago so it's not that long out of the game.

Would have liked to see something fly across the room as well, but overall excellent performance 9/10 He looks like a smaller, beardy Stef Martin

Moloney or Sylvia McKenzie to score heaps from when he got back in the team

Just because we're rubbish at drafting

Loaded question of the century

This Bate guy sounds good

Is Fev on Jamison?

17500, the extra 2.5k as a combination of a (presumed) easy win and it being the last home game of the year.

Rates up there in great SEN calls with the guy who rang this morning to say Sam Mitchell to GWS was 100% confirmed. Ignoring the fact he's under contract... Do we need a thread for every dumb rumour off the radio? I'd rather a thread dedicated to Chris From Camberwell and the guy who rang up and cried after the Richmond game.

The Freo comeback game and the game against them the week after the Richmond tankfest both had kick to kick on the ground after. Meanwhile if you're aged between 17 and 30 and can show an appropriate level of desperation in the post match sprint to the centre square you might score a rookie contract.

Can Tmac still come off the rookie list, or did we waste the last spot on Campbell?

May as well call yourself the Klu Klux Klan if you're going to be named after that scum

Despair week continues

That's it, I'm out of here *slams door*

Wow he kicked ten against Frankston.. who have won two games in two years. Maybe we should take Miller back because he wrecked Gold Coast last year?

And this is why a top 9/10 etc is an absolutely garbage idea.

Would rather Jakovich as he is now

No

I like how we should play Fev in our seniors so we open up a spot at Casey for somebody else. This thread needs circus music whenever opened.

No thanks. I'd expect similar results to Cousins at Richmond - some buzz, a media circus, a handful of decent games and he's off two years later with us in no better place than he was when it started. Find me midfielders who can get the ball to our forwards, not a forward who will be standing down there wondering why none of the midfielders can get it to him. Don't give a rats what he did five years ago unless you can get him as he was then. I'd like to think there's no chance, but maybe the club is in the same desperation mode as the fans.

Good news for Dean Bailey and Josh Mahoney.

Because the [censored] on when we win the flag in 2055 will be immense.

I'm for Dunn and for keeping him but his tough act is fooling nobody. Especially with that rubbish on his top lip. Here's to a coach who will tell players not to go around looking like [censored].