Supermercado

Wasn't Dennis Jones an unmitigated shambles? Classic DJ from R21, 1978 (http://demonwiki.org/Round+21+1978) "A Reform Group had been handing out leaflets at the game demanding big changes in the Demons administration, including sacking Jones as coach and he gleefully stomped their literature into the ground in the rooms after the match." Gleeful stompage of literature is sadly lost to modern football.

26. No waving of the arms to slow the play down 8 minutes into the second quarter.

2. Crumb of any variety

Bloody hell you're right. I've lost it.

Not exactly the most imaginary nickname...

I wasn't aware gameplans were handed down through the generations. As if he doesn't adapt his philosophy to the team at hand.

You know the second and fourth ones are absolutely viable do you? Talk about insight, just naming anybody who hasn't told us to [censored] off already. Big thumbs up for red hot guesswork.

Alright, your choice is Peter Rohde or Matthew Knights. Get cracking.

Who do you want? Put the Malthouse/Roos/Matthews pipedreams aside for a second and tell me which 'experienced' coach would be a better option. I'd have Williams or Laidley if available. Then you've got Eade, Craig and ... Damien Drum? More than happy to go along with Neeld if it's true. Obsession with having a coach who you've heard of it before is madness. May as well sign up Gerard Neesham and Ken Judge in a dream team.

Any rumor started by Sports News First can be instantly dismissed.

I certainly support his antics

I'd prefer their turn up from last time where about 20 people put their hand up and five appeared.

#chokeyourselfwithatie (not for the suggestion, I'm right there with you...)

Maybe we never asked him for help?

Any danger St Kilda might bring more than five players this time?

First rumor they've ever gotten right. Lower strike rate than Sports News First. On their front page they've still got us being almost certain to swap pick 52 for Josh Hill last year.

I've been doing 1 and 2 for a decade. Footy Record is the biggest paper based whank in the game.

Happy to stand in the back pocket and have one kick and an injury again

It's not a State of Origin competition

I like it when they do it five minutes into the quarter.

Couldn't they take whoever they like in the PSD? Burn in rich man's hell $cully.

Surely Freddie Clutterbuck of East Perth should be getting this push.

I'd be happy to have 60,001 fans if 60,000 of them cared. Slop survey but ask the Swans how much they're making out of their million fans, 950,000 of whom probably think Plugger is still palying.

Thread deserves circus music

"Won't be in our next premiership team"