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Nothing will ever beat Fox Sports getting rolled by the Carowhine Wilson account.

I like the still footage because you can't see that we're 78 points down at the time.

For god's sake, couldn't they make us $499 to put us above the franchises. Premiership markets are odd - I'd have thought that adding an extra zero to the bottom few wouldn't have hurt.

"Tries hard, just needs to find a bit more consistency. A big pre-season will stand him in good stead for 2013".

Hopefully we unveil our new Chinese recruit [media=]

Lucas Cook just so we can see him do one thing in an MFC jumper before he's shot out of a cannon

Will take it for the flag.

Another hot exclusive from that account! Sports News First in disguise.

Murderous Demonland threads do not a fractured club make.

Richmond flattened Hawthorn this year, and it didn't mean they were anything more than a mid-table side. Good sides have horrible days, average sides have good days. Thankfully that day the two happened at the same time.

I will take that as an invitation to join the coaching panel and accept accordingly. Which is like making Isaac Weetra the forwards coach, but why not.

Imagine having players who were so successful that they could get up to these sorts of shenanigans? No, nor can I.

Put me down as an apology. I could probably play another two games and go without having any more disposals but am retiring with a goal as my last kick.

Other tweets from the same account. Guy is full of it, but no doubt he'll fluke one eventually. The last three are from last year's trade period. I didn't even have to delve deep to find these, they're all of equal farce status. Travis Cloke will play for Fremantle for the next 6 years at 1.1mil a season. Expect Pies to sign up rest of unsigned stars shortly Sydney has thrown a late pick at Richmond's Daniel Connors. Good move. #tradeweek #gotiges #AFL Luke McGuane will be at Brisbane next year. Details of what the trade will involve still to come. #tradeweek #gotiges #AFL Addam Maric looks certain to join the Roos in exchange for their 2nd round draft pic

What about BT trying to explain the fireworks? Apparently they were "practising for the Show" (which started today) "by the Yarra" (even though there was a big fk off commission flat next door).

First time I'll ever support Richmond (or another Victorian club).

Or you could click the "Don't contact me" button. Or not click it if it's opt in etc..etc..

No problems with the song, but any danger of somebody singing it? The tape they use has been played so many times it's wearing thin. I know somebody singing it is a mixed bag which can end in tragedy but at least it shows effort. As for Waltzing Matilda you might as well shut the country down if we start playing that.

The worst is Saturday night when they read tweets out. I'm a Twitter addict, but I don't give a rats what @slapnuts75 thinks about Jamie Elliot.

Is he going to do it at a fairground? Followed by Lucas Cook trying to jump a line of cars on a motorbike.

I'd rather he be himself then force passion and end up sounding like a plonker a'la Sheedy before Round 1 and his remarkably unconvincing "Don't let anyone DOMINATE you".

Unless they merge with the Nazi Party mine probably is. If the place falls into disarray again and the fans do nothing to stop it then we deserve what we get.

Players from other clubs aren't counted. Interesting time to change it to include non-first year players for the first time since the award began in 1947! Well deserved honour (especially considering his B&F finish) but come on..

Funny that the Best First Year Player became Best Young Player in the year where we only had three 'first year' candidates and two of them played five games between them!