Supermercado

Am biased but would keep. Versatile. Also aware that he's about as popular on DL as a parking inspector and will probably not be with us come next Friday.

I like the guy but I'm not entirely sure why. Would keep for one more year at least.

Working on an audio (at least) broadcast of the next game. Chances of getting any of our players names right will be remote, chances of any of the opposition players nil.

Shock second game loss to an unholy alliance of Collingwood and Essendon 6.8.44 to 2.2.14 Pies and Bombers about to play now, bikes getting antsy. Gunfire imminent.

Full time - Melbourne 10.3.63 to Essendon 4.1.25. Match against pies now in progress. Some bikies are waiting to play a game after, so if we all die carry on in our names.

Nathan Carroll to be AA full back shortly before Jonathan Brown decapitated him.

Surely they knew what the wages would look like before they came here for the draft camp. Unless they were just trying to rip the AFL off to get themselves a free overseas holiday. In that case I salute them.

Riv and Moloney must be on Maccas level wages.

Seecamp. Violent madman and comic mastermind. Biffed his best mate, got suspended for it then went fishing with him at the end of the year. And let's not forget this... [media=] Apologies to Whelan, Frawley and even accounting for today's events Rivers.

Live streams? If somebody rolled in with a camera I'd totally commentate.

I'll ask if he wants another eight kg of fat for his knee. If he pays for the liposuction it's his.

Would like to win some games of football first, but we certainly haven't gone backwards.

It's become a spirit quest.

Does it increase our compo position if both he and Rivers leave? I don't mind the guy, but if we could get something worthwhile I wouldn't cry.

You sir or madam are bang on correct, but it was a good gimmick for confusing gullible footy fans of all persuasions.

Sadly afl.com.au seem to have fixed the glitch where you could make it look like a player was on another club's profiles list by playing with the URL.

He means Nick Update: Probably missed an expertly hidden gag.

If we don't pick him then I fear for the safety of the player and the sanity of our fans if JV turns out to be better.

Farewell to one of the great AFL haircuts.

I think you can use one of your rookie spots on an international without drafting them. Doubt we'd get involved though. I'd love it, but I suspect their view would be that they have to get the natives right before embarking on any special projects.

Fresh and original gimmick

Was it him or Chris Johnson who tried to kick in to himself and fell flat on his face? And which game was it, I would love to see that again?

Was it him or Chris Johnson who tried to kick in to himself and fell flat on his face? And which game was it, I would love to see that again?

So, 1 out of 50 and you're going to get your kit off?

Helps to be surrounded with ruthless professionals and flat out good players.