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I like you Stuie. But ironically your gif has slowed down my whole computer.

And here I was thinking I was filing my tax return. Similar returns though.

Cheers Stuie for providing my case in point.

Surveys rely on the sort of people who voluntarily respond to surveys. Same as jury duty.

Shame Mick still isn't at the helm. May have gotten Yarren and some other decent cast-offs for free as well.

Interesting that we matched up well on Port last year as well.

Dawes? Hard to keep up with all the chooks on this board.

Came to the club with a few 40ish seasons. Cost us tiddly-winks. We've been crying out for a decent pocket for years now. Jeff will eclipse all expectations. One of the very last on the list we should be upset with for an ineffective game. Suprisingly young still and will hopefully cause us occasional angst you years to come.

Mumblecore adaption at its best.

I think we should focus our attention on Tex instead.

Petrie-dish Dee-luded? You might have missed one there.

Vanden Boogie?

Haven't been paying much attention to draft prospects this year. Is Riley Bonner a real person's name or something out of a Pynchon novel?

I don't meausre player performances against contract or draft position. That's just juvenile.

It worked for Nigel Smart in the early 90s.

Most if not all are either stamped or contracted for the future. On ice. May as well let Michie, Riley, Newton, and JKH have a run for the remainder of the year. No comment on Toump.

I shouted that that was the worst kick-in in the history of the AFL which sounds precisely like something I might say in the heat of (watching) the battle. At least on this occasion neutral supporters somewhat agreed with the sentiment after watching the replay. *I like Jack. I want him on our team.

Dee-luded - there's a bloke at Geelong who would be perfect. Just can't get out on the park though.

Signed till 2017. Buy the bloke a ticket to Bali now and let him put his feet up.

And along with Gus and Jack, his commitment to the Dees seems somehow ineffably unquestionable.

The only suggestion of cockiness or arrogance is a self-appraisal. Kid seems to have his head screwed on completely and demonstrates outstanding maturity and confidence for a bloke his age. We've earmarked Gus and Jack as potential future leaders of the club - It might get interesting for the future top job if Christian can overcome this injury and perform next year.

Lamashtu? Where does JV fiddling with our draft history fit? Obviously Nathan Jones would be the T-5000, the living embodiment of Skynet. His mission is to corrupt the leader of the future Melbourne premiership team, Angus Brayshaw, into a T-3000. He then corrupts an entire team of VFL-spec players into believing they are capable of being AFL-spec and winning more than 4 games in one season. Of course this doesn't factor in the time-travelling subplot where Simon Goodwin returns to 2011 and makes copies of Essendon's drugs program spreadsheets, before Vlad can tip them off.

So something to do with the paleo diet?

Something that's been playing on my mind for a while now. Dunn and Tmac don't seem to play well at the same time but I can't come up with a decent theory why? Coincidence? Not actually true? Any ideas?

I'm staggered that anyone can honestly suggest that performance shouldn't be measured against contract size.