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That uneasy feeling you are experiencing is perfectly normal with large quantities of amphetamine. Just ride it through.

ProDee is a bit like the Rockliff of Demonland. Wins lot of possessions but can be a bit too blunt with his teammates.

Dion, if a football team left their window at precisely Round 4, 2015, and traveled backwards a one million miles an hour, how long will it take them to reach the 18th and final stop on the journey? Umm, is it 750,000?

I see what you did there.

Mahoney asks Rocky's manager how much he's asking and it's way above budget. We're not interested in Rockliff. We never spoke to him. Due diligence and honesty.

Beaches are bound by the ocean - Sandilands! That's about as lateral as I can get without moving in next door.

The footy department has figured that with Jones, Viney, Lewis, Tyson and Oliver in the middle we won't need a back-line come 2019.

What could possibly be holding up the Dunn trade? Token late-round swap shouldn't be too hard to sort out. Unless there's more to it?

Where did everyone go?

Lauchlan Keeffe - clenbuterol

Are you hinting at Dunn for Swan?

Now we just need Jordan to get in Roughie's ear and we can call the engravers.

What sort of psychopath would butter their sandwich with a Stanley knife? I want him at the club.

I've just ordered a fixed-blade Viojo-Rainbow hunting knife on ebay.

Is the Riddler a plant front Brisbane? https://twitter.com/brisbanelions/status/788164961927168000/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

Well, well, well. After a two year hiatus, the Riddler has decided to return. Entering the second week of a tumultuous trade period in which we've seen unexpected chess moves and the demise of player loyalty, there are bound to be rumours floating around the airwaves. Will Jordan Lewis arrive? Will the Hibberd deal go through? Is there any truth to the Kurt Tippett murmurings? But fear not, for the Riddler does not deal in speculation. The Riddler only deals in cold, hard, facts. Contained in this Riddle is perhaps the key to the future of the Melbourne Demons. Unlock it, if you dare. Riddle me this: Which player spreads both butter and his wings, yet remains ocean-bound? Er?

A port by its nature is bound to the ocean.

You're usually up this time of night AF. Without a doubt this is a serious fully-fledged tilt at the 2018/19 flag. The contracts give an idea of that themselves. Everyone key to the immediate future is signed up till around then. Beyond that? Pretty much every team that has sustained success in recent times has had some minor edge over such a tight comp - father/sons - priorities - or cap space. Geelong and the Hawks have managed dynasties through salary sacrifices. I think Jackson and Roos sat down with one simple question - how do we make the MFC relevant again? Success. But what about sustained success? We plot a four-five year plan to a flag while instilling discipline, unity, loyalty and giving a taste of success and then hope for the best in terms of the cap and potential sacrifices. Everything else has been measured to perfection. Get young talent in early at the expense of future picks or super-elite talent (extra development for a year and to form a core group growing together). And then top it it with A-graders with a window within that tilt before clearing them out for spots and cap-space. Plug gaps with currency in the interim. No doubt about it - we've targeted 18/19 to break the hoodoo - and in a wildly different path than the Doggies.

A plow is a type of anchor, right?

A roughhead is a type of marine fish, right?

The prefix inter- can denote 'between'. Such as a player who has played in two states . . .

The key to Melbourne's future. Unlock it if you dare. There's a few Lauchie's floating about the AFL . . .

If that were the case it's none of these - K. Tippet J. Lewis T. Goldstein A. Gaff J. Lyons K. Buoy N. Fyfe M. Goatflaps J. Kennedy T. Cutler D. Towers D. Swallow C. Wingard T. Nankervis D. Prestia H. Ballantyne T. Rockliff J. Darling J. Lever

But Max wouldn't be a relief for Martin. Stef hasn't really ever proven himself capable of playing second-fiddle.

Chad Wing-ard from the dairy town of Murray Bridge who plays for Port.