Chook

Too bad he can't kick.

Just did a ladder, so it's official: Win 0 and we're 11th Win 1 and we're 7th Win 2 and we're 4th Win 3 and we're 2nd …massive stakes with every win.

So what you're telling me is that this is pretty much the best Melbourne team of all time?

Pathetic.

What are you talking about? You want to go pick up Barry Hall as well?

I don't want that f log anywhere near my footy club.

Anyone who wants Gaff at Melbourne next to Gus Brayshaw needs to think again.

Demons suck never gonna make it oohhh boo hiss.

Nah drop him.

Hogan coming into some form. Find a negative in that Dees fans...

Smith's done his shoulder. Poor fella.

Nice mark Hogan.

My lord a bunch of whingers in here. Newsflash: We're not Richmond.

Great effort from Hogan. He's not a marking forward's bootlace right now, but he's…something. A tall midfielder? A defensive forward? IDK

Geelong isn't even in the 8.

2nd best percentage in the comp with 4 less wins not enough for you?

Getting worse or nothing to play for? We've won. We've got an unassailable percentage. We have 3 tough games coming up. Why go for the kill?

When will people realise you do not take on Sam Frost…and when will Sam Frost realise he should never kick the ball?

That's why I never rated Vanders: He can't kick.

He was definitely Ralph Macchio's nemesis in The Karate Kid.

I feel like we can cover him no dramas. Otherwise just leave him forward.

Great mark Hogan. Our rebound from defence there was great.

People do not understand: You do not take Sam Frost on if you have the ball.

He's clearly stress eating.

For the past 2 months?