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WalkingCivilWar

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  1. In my neck of the woods (the wild, wild West) the only Dees bumper stickers are on cars that’ve been stolen from the Eastern suburbs.
  2. So much effort for only 24 hours banned?! I give up. I concede defeat. I’ll just have to learn to embrace my bizarre fascination with this thread, and the clinically insane who regularly post here. 🙄
  3. That gives me a solid 20 minutes to attract a lengthier ban. For starters, how’s this… I used to fantasise about Tom Scully (in case you missed it, that’s THOMAS SCULLY) playing for the Blues and absolutely killing it, even winning the Brownlow and a premiership or two with them.
  4. I’ll go with the first of those options. The second one is out of the question for many, many reasons, the main one being I don’t have a removalist truck. Do you even know how heavy 7XL kaftans are?!?!
  5. Your closet must be the biggest room in the manor. 7XL kaftans ain’t fitting into a regular closet. And as for your ‘other bespoke items’ where I come from we call them crocs.
  6. You never noticed the blue on our players? As in, predominantly blue?
  7. That makes two of us! On the entire planet, that is. #SmallestMinorityEverInTheHistoryOfMankind
  8. I’m sure BBO has waaaaaaay worse skeletons in his creepy old closet. *shudder*
  9. Au contraire 640! It shows an undying devotion to the mighty Dees. Do you realise how hard it is to silently barrack for our beloved Dees whilst wearing your Bruce 11 Doull duffel coat?!?!
  10. It gets worse, red: I’m attending a Big Bash match tonight.
  11. I spent 20+ years masquerading as a Carlton supporter. Does that count?
  12. I wouldn’t be seen dead in black and white stripes! Nor am I a cow! However, I bought something that I’ve yet to try but really don’t hold much hope of them working … mosquito patches. They’re like nicotine patches except they adhere to your clothing and not to your skin, and they don’t help you give up smoking. 😁 I will use one of these patches tomorrow at feeding frenzy time and report my findings here. You're all welcome.
  13. Shame the same can’t be said about this year’s MFC calendar 😑
  14. Well a poster on here did ask Webber who the third player is in the Max n Jack painting. Another poster said that it’s Gus, you can see his helmet. So… 🤷‍♀️ edit: Soz if I’ve offended anyone’s sensibilities. 😬
  15. Yeah, I’ll get on to my landlord about that. I’m sure he’ll drop everything and hotfoot it straight over here to fix it, just as with every other issue with this house. 🙄
  16. @Webber Hey R, I finally got around to mounting my Max n Jack set (beautifully framed by @joeboy) in my new (but very old) house. The positioning isn’t ideal but that’s what happens when indelible marks and cracks in the wall dictate where pics are hung. I think they look awesome anyways. 🙂
  17. Not much notice is ever given. I asked a buddy in the DA, our go-to for intel on training schedules and even he couldn’t confirm today’s time and location ‘til 11pm last night.
  18. I’ve not heard this tip before. I’ll try this tonight. If it doesn’t work, you’ll be immediately added to my list of ppl who give sh!tt advice. But if it does work… thank you!
  19. I’ve also jettisoned bananas from my diet, Red. But not for weight loss reasons. I have it on good authority that mozzies won’t feast on one if one refrains from eating bananas. I’ve not indulged for over a week, yet last night I was a 20-course degustation for the [censored]ers just while putting my wheelie bin out. So my good authority may not be as good as I thought. He’s a fellow-Demonlander so I won’t mention names. However, his initials are @skort😁
  20. I’ve got an idea. Sounds crazy but it might just work… MAKE THE PUZZLES EASIER FFS.
  21. Well, don’t subject the poor children to it anymore! Simples.
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