Monocology

Goodnight & good luck NT. Give a crocodile a kiss for me.

Please no more NT MFC - a complete disadvantage with hangover thrown in for following round.

Darcy the only commentator bothering to mention us.

Okay so now the oppo crowd is influencing umpires into incredibly bad calls

A straight kick from Kent - I've seen everything now

Bugger, forgot that. Strike me down anyway- we're better in white.

To express in a Generation Y way: we are missing sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many key players here. To nab one against a top 4 side will be a step up to next level. Strike me down but I'm looking forward to seeing us in white again.

I'm sorry but does anyone else suspect Jane Bunn's an android?? Alarmingly consistent downward inflection at end of each breath.

The AFL have apparently also asked SouthPark's 'Big Gay Al' to provide half time entertainment. A great opportunity to forget, forgive 'n feel super again.

Dean Kent travelling to offer hugs after goals perhaps? A simple side step & he's left looking like Forest Gump.

Jack Viney - 'The Brick with Eyes' - & isn't he just. Speedy recovery son.

RIP debate over Dean Kent.

We stole one today. On my way home to kneel in front of my Nev Jetta alter. Glory Glory!

*a hit to the back of the head (the less vulnerable area........) of an MFC player will however earn a 5 week reduction on a 7 week offence.

Gold. Was there also a lavish launch party in opening scene of 'Towering Inferno'?

Guts, grind, self belief & belief in the team mate down the line. Against the odds & umps. ABBA had an album called 'Arrival' - ashamed to admit I have it somewhere & it could get a spin tonight -'cause we just did. Love ya Dees!!

Should have won this one last year with a far less developed & settled list. I remember the umps went coast-to-coast on us in the last quarter - physically trying to blow the ball over their goal line with a whistle - remarkable. Smash them tonight you good things.

Love it too. What I also love though is when in full goading mode his hands never leave his sides - tempting opponent to take a swing. Very Patrick Swazey in 'Roadhouse'

OMac starting to overtake Frost - as Frost is going from solid to damaging

Nice of them to allow spectators on field today

Very confident there'll be beer there today.

Oh yes we are. Save the Adelaide game & doing it for Hogan, our first halves have been The Return of the Sleepwalkers.

Oh dear, like advertising for terrorism.

Posters might prefer TMac take a leaf out of Jack Watts's book & just avoid contest all together

Our laziness & our faffing - now in a league of our own.