Bang Bang Bang

He wasn’t that bad was he? Two goals, a couple of misses, a dropped speccie. A couple of good defensive acts. Wasn’t his best outing but I don’t think he needs to be singled out just because he hasn’t signed.

He’s a whiney little rodent but B Scott is a good coach, and he absolutely owns the Dees. One loss to us in a decade I think it is. And today’s performance was largely on the back of what he did with his magnets. I’m a little concerned that we’ve had two mulligans in five weeks. Last year we only got pantsed once down in Geelong and were overrun in a few other games. In 2021 we only had one or two mulligans for the entire year. But it’s a long season, still confident we’ll be there at the pointy end. People writing off Steven May need to get off Demonland for a couple of days.

We know Tomlinson can have his bad days, but Petty has been in awful form this year too. Essendon forwards are having a field day.

In better news, Gawn is at 1-2 already which puts him in the frame for Anzac Eve. Would be amazing if he only missed 3 games.

That score review guy needs to be fired. Looked like a goal to me, at worst it was worth a closer look. I'll be bringing this up in August if percentage becomes a factor! Plainly unprofessional. Good solid scrappy win. A 10 goal margin was probably about par. Grundy is a freak of nature.

I watched this on Channel 7. Bailey Laurie played an incredible game, but in a totally different role to what I was expecting. He reminded me a little of Caleb Serong, with a low centre of gravity and good decisions by hand and foot. It is next to impossible to get a game in our engine room at present, but it will be interesting to see how his career pans out from here. I think he’s good enough. Jefferson will be a handful on the MCG when he gets a few extra kilograms. Rangey type, really like the look of him.

More like a 2022 performance so far. Fritsch has a [censored] laser boot and has been the difference between the two sides.

Could not imagine a worse way to lose a game than that. Just imagine a parallel universe with Max’s kick falling short. Lol.

Kosi for Hibberd. Petty to go back. Another possible out is Sparrow (just 10 touches) but I feel like he was vital in getting centre bounce clearance momentum back. No way can Harmes replace JJ. Jordon was immense today.

Also I know Viney on Maverick Weller exists, but May's tackle today is up there with the best I've seen in our games.

We are a better side than the 2021 version. Doesn't guarantee anything but I'm bloody excited. What a luxury having Brodie Grundy take over the #1 mantle from Max and absolutely dominate. Meanwhile McStay will be Collingwood's #1 ruck for the next month. LOL!

Dogga is going to cop a hiding in the WA media this week. It's one thing dropping marks and having no impact, it's a whole other issue when a zip 2 team has their first pick tied up on the investment. Hope mum's lasagna is worth it.

The journos are running with 4-6 weeks now too. Great news. And probably a lesson there for all of us who’ve been trawling this thread all day.

Harmes is too clumsy for my liking and Melksham plays like he’s not invested. Obviously Gawn will go out for someone. I’d back the rest of them in. Sydney are a real bogey side and in form so I’m concerned about how this one plays out.

I have no doubt if you told me May would be a late out and Max would go down in the opening minutes, then I would have known for sure we’d struggle to beat Brisbane on their own moist dung heap. But it was still a really poor performance, probably our worst effort since the Cairns debacles in 2020. So many clumsy frees against by the usual suspects. Petty has been poor this year and could make way for May. Just saying. His hobbling can’t fool me! Love the guy by the way. On a positive note it’s clear as [censored] day Lachie Hunter makes us better and it’s good to see footy’s most likeable man Big Bad Bustling Benny Brown turning the clock back to 2018. Take the fake margin and move on. We will be right.

I think it got swept under the rug because we won... and.... it's.... Clarry. But it was maybe the dumbest thing I've ever seen a Melbourne player do on the field. Up there with ANB playing on from out of bounds in the 2018 prelim.

Regarding Ben Brown - our new game style is going to suit him to a tee. Already looks like close to the prime North Melbourne version of himself. Speaking of the game style, how good was it to watch? That was way better than how we played at the MCG last year - 10 zip included. Beats me why we bombed it to the pocket for an entire year but good on Goody for switching it up.

MAY TO PLAY AT CASEY NEXT WEEK!!!! That final Ben Brown goal was not safe for work.

It would be good if G&G stopped talking and butting in so much when the guest is on (particuarly Gawny). I feel like Lachie Hunter was an interesting guest and a little on the cheeky side, but he barely got a word in. Chandler spoke well but his news had already been covered earlier in the episode too. Despite those criticisms, I think it's a good podcast with a good dynamic. Lachie didn't even know if the Dogs do one!

Nope. He always carries on a little bit when he cops a knock but he's missed one game in about six years. Lock him in for Round 1.

Kicking 121 points against a supposed contender without Fritsch (who would have kicked at least 4 with that supply) is very pleasing from a connection point of view. Grundy and Gawn, I wasn't sold on the idea, but it is making us look pretty formidable. I loved Jackson, but I'm already thinking [censored] Jackson. The only negatives would be that Chandler and Laurie didn't really take their chances, and Ben Brown is still a bit of a worry. Oh and I should mention that Lachie Hunter was an absolute smirking pest when he played for the Dogs, but he's always been a very good player. This is nothing new. That was the best trade of the off season.

It's hard to predict when a player will start slowing down, but it wouldn't surprise me at all if this isn't the last contract he signs for us. A 34-35 year old Steven May, perhaps playing in a Hibberd-type role, would still be good enough for AFL and in the best 22 most likely. Hope his body can hold up.

3 likely teens picks for 4 and 22 is ok by me. I’m curious who JT is targeting though.

I really like Mitch Wallis. 2020 might be too long ago now to use as an accurate form guide, but he had a great year and towelled us up on the Gold Coast. Excellent 1-on-1 and a deadeye in front of goal. From all reports a great guy to have around the club too. I'd be surprised if we were interested in him as Melksham plays a very similar role and we're keeping him another year. But some food for thought...

I think it was within 24 hours. There’s two of us floating around as @Nashermentioned. All good though, it’s only the best moment ever and all. Here was me thinking Nasher was a big fan of my work knowing all my previous names before letting the cat out of the bag re. How to search for it.