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The club are right to rate him...... And right to promote him. He is a player with a heap of upside and will be an excellent player in our future, especially learning his craft from the likes of Hibberd.

The great Sir Les once said of his boring wife.......... She's so boring, she'd bore an A....hole in a wooden horse. I think it's fair to say this couldn't be said of our Bitters. Some of his acolytes, perhaps yes. oh bye the way, it's a big no to Gach from me.

Unbeaten against the axis of evil ( Collingwood, Essendon and Richmond ) Flogging one of Norf or Saints.

Oh yes it was and what a shocker, kicking across the goal face in the backline!!!!! An absolute no no in those days now it's "de rigeur". Oh how we laughed when Beasley got that goal. Especially those few souls who hated Collingwood, not that there were many of them.

I would wish him all the best for the future but in terms of our future, it would be an emphatic no............

She used to play Ping Pong, but not in the traditional way.

And a beautiful leg............... ( just channeling Bruce McAveney !!! )

I'm weighing up my options at the moment. Should I buy crack cocaine or a Melbourne membership crack cocaine/ melbourne membership ?? crack cocaine / melbourne membership ?? Which one will give me the greatest long term joy ?? Its a toughie !!

For what it's worth, the AFL will allow Jab to keep the Brownlow. The AFL's own protocols only disallow the winning of a Brownlow if a player was reported and suspended in that season. As Jab wasn't suspended, he holds onto the Brownlow. Who cares what some overseas body says, they're dealing with the AFL. On this dung hill, the AFL carry more weight.

Get your ducks lined up,then you won't get your ducks mixed up. Nor will there be any further f... ups. It's Scrooge Mc Duck, surely

Jeez Powelly, I'm all aquiver about that Cleveland Indian news. I thought they'd been shifted to a reservation in South Dakota.

Bingo, team? How good is it to build on the playing group you've got and not lose and experienced and required player. This has always annoyed me a great deal. I am in Thailand with the trouble and strife and even the Thais have mentioned this as a positive to the pre season.

I have just discovered a little book called " Banana Recipes......... King of fast foods" It's a cracking read and it has almost swayed me to bananas from pineapples. Never thought I would see the day. I will sell it to any No T$ No B$ Fan for a reasonable price however if you are keen ( it is a first edition )

Yes, this is disturbing............. silence of the lambs baddie ?????

I cant understand this line of thought. This guy is a talent that could develop into a very important part of our best 22 long term. I know this is against conventional demonland thinking but I'll bet there are many in the club who would agree with me.

Let's not suggest getting rid of Tyson. He is every bit as important to our structure and our future as is Brayshaw or Petracca. I also think he's a bit better than B+

That's Brad Hill's record and no one can take all that away from him. If you look closely at how he performs under a bit of one on one pressure or he doesn't get separation from an opponent, he is a liability. If he gets the ball and a metre or a metre and a half on an opponent, he's off and gone and he's a fairly reliable kick. Let's not overestimate Hill's value to Hawthorn, or any other team he ends up at. ( sorry to end that sentence with a preposition !! )

Let's send Umpire Wallace up there too. Hirdy will need someone to chat to and Wallace can put a little thought into his umpiring efforts.

It used to be 3 weeks dont forget. That was too much. 2 weeks is about right.

Rule number 2 ........... No wife..........no strife

As some insightful d'lander said on another thread, the purpose of the AFL Integrity unit is to detect any integrity amongst it's employees and have them sacked.

That's a damn lie !!!!!!!!!!!

This is my plan too, without the gym bit. And with the occasional Gin and tonic on a warm day. I really liked what this kid did in that Hawks match because he was involved in a lot of the play and got the ball to team mates. real good signs for the future !!!!

Come on Wheaters !!! Overly refreshed= Drunk. Sheesh !!

Bitters, I'm tipping your style of poetry would start with lines like " By the Thames sat the old Duke of Buckingham.........." Or "I met a lewd nude in Bermuda...... ". Something snappy but with a touch of the perverse.