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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Hawthorn

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Langford on track to become our best ever midfielder lol

 

Should have been a 7 goal quarter

Umps robbed us of 2

The rest is our fault

 

Hees we've missed so many chances.not just the kicks but bounce of the ball in our fwd line.

We should well and truly be winning.

Forward line is absolute garbage. Fritta and JVR need a big second half

 

That ability to quickly gather on the mistake and in one step throw a decent attempt on the boot when no-one else can kick over a tin.

We picked the right guy

Other than kicking fot goal , good quarter


Just now, Satan said:

Should have been htb

I think I’ll need to attend umpire training, as their trainer, and explain how the ducking that Dambrosio just did is prior opportunity and that he needs to make an attempt to get rid of the ball legally – an attempt will do as he was tackled straight away.

But [censored] me, he can’t just lie on the fricking thing.

Just now, layzie said:

That ability to quickly gather on the mistake and in one step throw a decent attempt on the boot when no-one else can kick over a tin.

We picked the right guy

Absolute gun

Langford coming of age

Edited by jnrmac

Just now, Phil C said:

Forward line is absolute garbage. Fritta and JVR need a big second half

Plus Jefferson.

Petty or Turner up forward offer so much more.

Jeffo sub out and Kolt on. Need to move Disco to CHF


1 minute ago, Gunna’s said:

That’s HTB maggot. Ducked and didn’t dispose of it. Cheating [censored]

How four umps didn't see Kozzie being legged when people from the New Guinea highlands did, I'll never know.

1 minute ago, Satan said:

Other than kicking fot goal , good quarter

Completely true but" other " is a big word

I don’t remember being as angry watching the footy as I watched the quarter. So many wasted opportunities and then that missed call 🤬🤬🤬🤬.

HOW THE HELL CAN ALL 4 UMPIRES MISS THAT TRIP!!! ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC.

Edited by Vipercrunch

Gawn’s tap work that quarter was some of the best I’ve ever seen


It won’t be because it happened to us and not a popular club, but that blatant trip with umpires standing right there watching should be all over the footy shows and media this week to show how horrific the umpiring continues to be.

Just now, SPC said:

Jeffo sub out and Kolt on. Need to move Disco to CHF

Good call.

Something has to change.

Turner a good set shot.

We need someone tall in the fwd line who can take a grab.

Gah. Imagine if we were 10.4 instead, would have been pretty much game over against these pretenders.

 

If there’s a son of a wh0r3 that I wouldn’t mind seeing Kozzie get rubbed out on, then it’s Watson.

Would love for someone to knock that pos out. Smug sob

Isn’t that trip a reportable offence? Should get a week for that.

Umpires every week are royally screwing us over. Every week .


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