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4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

You lost me at Psychopathic Cowpoke. And pray tell the censored word after “chicken” is not what I think it might be. 
Maybe I’ll revisit this album one day when I’m bound and gagged and can’t leave the dungeon, for example. 

Bound and Gagged?? Dungeons?? Sounds like the guest suite at Uncle Bitters manor!!😂

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56 minutes ago, skort said:

Need heaps more information. The band that was playing when? Like at the exact same time as you chose the Dees? 

Nah when I was choosing the name I was playing a Gorgoroth album, I was born a Dee. Dad wouldn’t have allowed anything different.

 

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5 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Sashay Away All Hail The Queen GIF by Tokyo Cowboys

Sigh. Dazzle, Dazzle, Dazzle… you have no idea. Anyone who has to say “Bow before me” is not worthy of having anyone bow before her. It shouldn’t have to be said. 
 

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6 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Bound and Gagged?? Dungeons?? Sounds like the guest suite at Uncle Bitters manor!!😂

If your Ariel album is playing it’s more like a torture chamber. Soz. Not Soz 

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19 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Do yourself a Favour WCW Check out Jamaican Farewell, Psychopathic Cowpoke, Chicken [censored], Worm turning Blues and from Rock and Roll Scars the whole friggen album is GROUSE!!

Jamaican Farewell is brilliant. 

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38 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Hi Skort. Would that be the same Sophie Lee that played the sax in the band Freaked Out Flower Children? I saw them a couple of times on a Sunday night at the Cherry Tree in Cremorne back in the day. I think she was dating the lead singer, Gumpy, before she dated Mick Molloy. 

Correct 

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6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

A little off-topic I know, but since when has that ever stopped me, amirite?! 

One day I got to thinking about how if someone dies suddenly their online contacts may never know. To this end I had a convo with my middle son. I said, “if I was to die suddenly, don’t worry about FB, nor Insta, nor any of the band forums I’ve ever been on, there’s just one thing I want you to do online. I want you to tell my friends on Demonland that I’m dead. You don’t have to create an account, just log in under my account and let them know.”

He said, “so, to be clear… if you die you want me to log into your fan forum, as you, to tell them you’re dead. Okaaay” 😳

So I said “ok then, create your own account for the purpose. You could call yourself SOWCW as in Son Of WCW.” He said, “nah, I’d be Walking Civil Unrest, and he (points to his younger brother) can be Walking Minor Spat.”  😂

Yep, we put the FUN in dysFUNctional!

A bit late to the party here, but there was a case like this I recall not long ago. I am sure others will remember @jazza from a few years back. He and Bitters were famous for slagging each other off in a good-natured manner, especially on the eternal NoT$NoB$ thread. He went very quiet at one point, and it was only through some circuitous means that we found out he had paid his debt to nature, as they say, which was of course some time after the event.

Perhaps every Halloween we should initiate a salute to Demonlanders past?

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25 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Sigh. Dazzle, Dazzle, Dazzle… you have no idea. Anyone who has to say “Bow before me” is not worthy of having anyone bow before her. It shouldn’t have to be said. 
 

I legitimately have no idea who she is.

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7 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

A bit late to the party here, but there was a case like this I recall not long ago. I am sure others will remember @jazza from a few years back. He and Bitters were famous for slagging each other off in a good-natured manner, especially on the eternal NoT$NoB$ thread. He went very quiet at one point, and it was only through some circuitous means that we found out he had paid his debt to nature, as they say, which was of course some time after the event.

Perhaps every Halloween we should initiate a salute to Demonlanders past?

I remember Jazza.

@markc was another well known Dland poster who we unfortunately lost to illness. 

Makes you wonder who else have passed without us even knowing.

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Straight after winning our GF @Lucifers Herochanged username to Premiers 2021 or similar only to change it back to Lucifer’s Hero as soon as was allowed since many on here (me included) expressed how much we loved the original name. Probs coz many on here (again, me included) love Luci. 💕

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1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Now WCW, between you, dear Uncle Bitter and Dazzle Davey 36 you have clinched 1,2,3 in the Picket Fence Hall of fame!!! Problem is who's on first, what's on second, and I dunno is on third!! Strange strange Fantastic Dream that!

Ariel - A Strange Fantastic Dream (US IMPORT) CD NEW

Picket is on the [censored] again!

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3 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

All I can say is Jibroni is nothing to do with following the MFC. Maybe it is time for a change.

What reason for the name Jibroni?

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22 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

A bit late to the party here, but there was a case like this I recall not long ago. I am sure others will remember @jazza from a few years back. He and Bitters were famous for slagging each other off in a good-natured manner, especially on the eternal NoT$NoB$ thread. He went very quiet at one point, and it was only through some circuitous means that we found out he had paid his debt to nature, as they say, which was of course some time after the event.

Perhaps every Halloween we should initiate a salute to Demonlanders past?

This is starting to rival that, content-wise.

Fun!

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3 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

You didn’t watch Warner Brothers Cartoons?

At least 40 years before Homer and Monty

I say, I say, I say, did, good Sir. See my avatar (Slap! 'Nah!')

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Am loving the Warner Bros references. Also, I seem to remember Mo Howard expressing displeasure with Curley, Larry or anyone else with “Why You Little…..” or “Hey Wiseguy….” Happy to be corrected.

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23 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I remember Jazza.

@markc was another well known Dland poster who we unfortunately lost to illness. 

Makes you wonder who else have passed without us even knowing.

Two Sheds Jackson left a long post on here before he departed, still remember reading it…

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3 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

“Abstemious”???!!! Would love to know the meaning behind that and your current name, BBO.

Some years ago I undertook the "Feb Fast" and went off the [censored] for a (albeit short) month. During that period I was "abstemious". Remarkably , I did the time successfully, despite the shakes and hallucinations I suffered.

BBO well that is a long story.

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