Jump to content

Discussion on recent allegations about the use of illicit drugs in football is forbidden
  • IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING

    Posting unsubstantiated rumours on this website is strictly forbidden.

    Demonland has made the difficult decision to not permit this platform to be used to discuss & debate the off-field issues relating to the Melbourne Football Club including matters currently being litigated between the Club & former Board members, board elections, the issue of illicit drugs in footy, the culture at the club & the personal issues & allegations against some of our players & officials ...

    We do not take these issues & this decision lightly & of course we believe that these serious matters affecting the club we love & are so passionate about are worthy of discussion & debate & I wish we could provide a place where these matters can be discussed in a civil & respectful manner.

    However these discussions unfortunately invariably devolve into areas that may be defamatory, libelous, spread unsubstantiated rumours & can effect the mental health of those involved. Even discussion & debate of known facts or media reports can lead to finger pointing, blame & personal attacks.

    The repercussion is that these discussions can open this website, it’s owners & it’s users to legal action & may result in this website being forced to shutdown.

    Our moderating team are all volunteers & cannot moderate the forum 24/7 & as a consequence problematic content that contravenes our rules & standards may go unnoticed for some time before it can be removed.

    We reserve the right to delete posts that offend against our above policy & indeed, to ban posters who are repeat offenders or who breach our code of conduct.

    WE HAVE BUILT A FANTASTIC ONLINE COMMUNITY AT DEMONLAND OVER THE PAST 23 YEARS & WE WOULD LIKE TO CONTINUE TO BE ABLE TO DISCUSS THE CLUB WE LOVE & ARE SO PASSIONATE ABOUT.

    Thank you for your continued support & understanding. Go Dees.


NON-MFC: Round 15, 2022


Demonland

Recommended Posts

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Why the vomit emoji BBO?!

You don’t paint your nails during boring footy matches?

@Bitter but optimistic

Well ..... I used to have a domestic helper to paint my toenails WCW...but ... ( as I'm a reformed and woke individual) I can no longer provide details on intimate matters

  • Like 1
  • Haha 7
Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 hours ago, Engorged Onion said:

I appreciate this forum is a place to vent for some people, and what really riles me, is that there is often vitriol towards umpires from certain posters.

Personal attacks wouldn't be accepted against any other group. So why these individuals? It wouldn't be tolerated in my house against anyone, I'd send my 6yo to his room, and if I spoke like that, I'd send myself to the room and give myself a good long talking to about respect, compassion and common decency.

So it's been bugging me that this forum perhaps doesn't sanction that sort of commentary (perhaps it does and I am not aware of it).

We can do better Demonlanders. #notallDemonlanders

 

A sample of EO when people were 'attacking' "Britney' 😉...or 'PRGUY17'

 

sad chris crocker GIF

 

EO, without knowing exactly what comments you're referring to I do agree. I'd even take it further, I've got no time for personal appreance smack talk or "Most punchable head in the AFL" threads. Some people need to grow up and if they don't like it they can kick rocks. 

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

7 minutes ago, layzie said:

EO, without knowing exactly what comments you're referring to I do agree. I'd even take it further, I've got no time for personal appreance smack talk or "Most punchable head in the AFL" threads. Some people need to grow up and if they don't like it they can kick rocks. 

But Layzie, that thread wasn’t a personal appearance thing. It was about players who are the most irritating. I’m guessing so anyways. You’d have to ask the poster who created it, whoever she or he is

Suspicious Meme GIF by MOODMAN

 

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to kick some rocks. 

  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

But Layzie, that thread wasn’t a personal appearance thing. It was about players who are the most irritating. I’m guessing so anyways. You’d have to ask the poster who created it, whoever she or he is

Suspicious Meme GIF by MOODMAN

 

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to kick some rocks. 

Give yourself a jolly good thrashing WCW

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites


Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

Give yourself a jolly good thrashing WCW

I certainly will, BBO. As soon as my nails dry. 

  • Like 1
  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

But Layzie, that thread wasn’t a personal appearance thing. It was about players who are the most irritating. I’m guessing so anyways. You’d have to ask the poster who created it, whoever she or he is

Suspicious Meme GIF by MOODMAN

 

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to kick some rocks. 

I'm not talking about a specific thread but in my experience they are usually 100% exactly that. Find it hard to believe it's ever just soley behaviour when nearly all the people in it are redheads..

Edited by layzie
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

18 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

My god the saints are terrible. It's a fine night in sydney and they have only kicked 2 goals and we are in the final term. 

Turned off after ¾ time.  Awful spectacle. 

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 minute ago, layzie said:

I'm not talking about a specific thread but in my experience they are usually 100% exactly that. Find it hard to believe its ever just soley behaviour when nearly all the people in it are redheads..

I get where you’re coming from, Layzie. But that thread was definitely NOT a looks thing. And by no means whatsoever was it an invitation to bag redheads for it was me who created it and guess what colour hair I have??? Yep, a ranga I am. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I just feel for the common footy fan that pays their membership year in year out. Not gonna get high and mighty just because we were there once, I think they owe it to their fans to not fold faster than superman on laundry day after half time. Crap effort Saints, really crap effort.

On the other hand I love watching the Swans up and running. The good thing about being a general footy fan is you're able to separate emotions and not hate a team just because they beat us a few weeks ago. 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I get where you’re coming from, Layzie. But that thread was definitely NOT a looks thing. And by no means whatsoever was it an invitation to bag redheads for it was me who created it and guess what colour hair I have??? Yep, a ranga I am. 

I honestly don't know what thread you're referring to WCW so I'm not potting that one specifically. I must not have seen it. There are a couple on here each year and even more everywhere else where people go to town on personal appearance smack so it's much more general.

Edited by layzie
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just now, layzie said:

I honestly don't know what thread you're referring to WCW so I'm not potting it. There are a couple on here each year and even more everywhere else where people go to town on personal appearance smack.

I agree with you 100%. Personal appearance should never come into it. 

I started a thread last year that was intended for ppl to discuss which players get under one’s skin the most. Apart from one player, that being Rhys Mathieson, nobody mentioned looks at all. I thought it was that thread to which you alluded. All good. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites


2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I agree with you 100%. Personal appearance should never come into it. 

I started a thread last year that was intended for ppl to discuss which players get under one’s skin the most. Apart from one player, that being Rhys Mathieson, nobody mentioned looks at all. I thought it was that thread to which you alluded. All good. 

It wouldn't matter anyway. As long as this exchange becomes a popularity pile on with jokes then that's all that matters.

  • Thinking 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

26 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Saints should start a re build . They are barely VFL standard on tonight's performance.

McCartin and Hickey would be a good start......

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well that’s the Aints gone for the year. 
Such a proud Club of Losing Crunch games

Year after Year after Year

2 Weeks ago Aints Supporters started sending messages telling me the Demons were done. I sent back Pictures of myself holding the Cup. 
 

F U Aints One of the most useless Sporting Organizations on Earth. 
 

Ratten is too good for that Cesspool 

  • Like 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

16 minutes ago, BoBo said:

I watch it when I’m feeling down, haha

Same. And if I’m feeling down but only have a short time to spare I watch the last three minutes of round 23. ❤️💙

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 hours ago, Kit Walker said:

King massively overrates this sort of thing - 2-3 is about right.

These are two good sides. Geelong are a better side this year with Stengle and De Konig.

Dangerfield got 3 weeks last year for his bump, this seemed worse, would be very surprised if it’s less than 4

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
  • Demonland Forums  

  • Match Previews, Reports & Articles  

    DISCO INFERNO by Whispering Jack

    Two weeks ago, when the curtain came down on Melbourne’s game against the Brisbane Lions, the team trudged off the MCG looking tired and despondent at the end of a tough run of games played in quick succession. In the days that followed, the fans wanted answers about their team’s lamentable performance that night and foremost among their concerns was whether the loss was a one off result of fatigue or was it due to other factor(s) of far greater consequence.  As it turns out, the answer to

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 6

    TIGERS PUNT CASEY by KC from Casey

    The afternoon atmosphere at the Swinburne Centre was somewhat surreal as the game between Richmond VFL and the Casey Demons unfolded on what was really a normal work day for most Melburnians. The Yarra Park precinct marched to the rhythm of city life, the trains rolled by, pedestrians walked by with their dogs and the traffic on Punt Road and Brunton Avenue swirled past while inside the arena, a football battle ensued. And what a battle it was? The Tigers came in with a record of two wins f

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Casey Articles

    PREGAME: Rd 08 vs Geelong

    After returning to the winners list the Demons have a 10 day break until they face the unbeaten Cats at the MCG on Saturday Night. Who comes in and who goes out for this crucial match?

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 120

    PODCAST: Rd 07 vs Richmond

    The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 29th April @ 8:30pm. Join George, Binman & I as we analyse the Demons victory at the MCG against the Tigers in the Round 07. You questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show. If you would like to leave us a voicemail please call 03 9016 3666 and don't worry no body answers so you don't have to talk to a human. Listen & Chat

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 10

    VOTES: Rd 07 vs Richmond

    Last week Captain Max Gawn overtook reigning champion Christian Petracca in the Demonland Player of the Year Award. Steven May, Jack Viney & Alex Neal-Bullen make up the Top 5. Your votes for the win against the Tigers. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 54

    POSTGAME: Rd 07 vs Richmond

    The Demons put their foot down after half time to notch up a clinical win by 43 points over the Tigers at the MCG on ANZAC Eve keeping touch with the Top 4.

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 340

    GAMEDAY: Rd 07 vs Richmond

    It's Game Day and the Demons once again open the round of football with their annual clash against Richmond on ANZAC Eve. The Tigers, coached by former Dees champion and Premiership assistant coach Adem Yze have a plethora of stars missing due to injury but beware the wounded Tiger. The Dees will have to be switched on tonight. A win will keep them in the hunt for the Top 4 whilst a loss could see them fall out of the 8 for the first time since 2020.

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 683

    TRAINING: Tuesday 23rd April 2024

    Demonland Trackwatcher Kev Martin ventured down to Gosch's Paddock to bring you his observations from this morning's Captain's Run including some hints at the changes for our ANZAC Eve clash against the Tigers. Sunny, though a touch windy, this morning, 23 of them no emergencies.  Forwards out first. Harrison Petty, JvR, Jack Billings, Kade Chandler, Kozzy, Bayley Fritsch, and coach Stafford.  The backs join them, Steven May, Jake Lever, Woey, Judd McVee, Blake Howes, Tom McDonald

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports

    OOZEE by The Oracle

    There’s a touch of irony in the fact that Adem Yze played his first game for Melbourne in Round 13, 1995 against the club he now coaches. For that game, he wore the number 44 guernsey and got six touches in a game the team won by 11 points.  The man whose first name was often misspelled, soon changed to the number 13 and it turned out lucky for him. He became a highly revered Demon with a record of 271 games during which his presence was acknowledged by the fans with the chant of “Oozee” wh

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Match Previews 3
  • Tell a friend

    Love Demonland? Tell a friend!

  • Podcast 

  • Podcast 

  • Podcast Stream 


    Open Stream in
    New Window
        TuneIn    Opens in New Tab
  • Support Demonland  



  • 2021 Premiership  

  • Social Media 

  • Non MFC Games  

    NON-MFC: Round 07

    Discussion of all the other games that don't involve the Demons in Round 07 ... READ MORE

    Demonland | Round 07

  • Match Report      

    DISCO INFERNO by Whispering Jack

    Two weeks ago, when the curtain came down on Melbourne’s game against the Brisbane Lions, the team trudged off the MCG looking tired and despondent at the end of a tough run of games played in quick succession ... READ MORE

    Demonland | April 25

  • Casey Report      

    TIGERS PUNT CASEY by KC from Casey

    The afternoon atmosphere at the Swinburne Centre was somewhat surreal as the game between Richmond VFL and the Casey Demons unfolded on what was really a normal work day for most Melburnians ... READ MORE

    Demonland | April 25

  • Post Game      

    POSTGAME: Rd 07 vs Richmond

    The Demons put their foot down after half time to notch up a clinical win by 43 points over the Tigers at the MCG on ANZAC Eve keeping touch with the Top 4 ...READ MORE

    Demonland | April 24

  • Votes      

    VOTES: Rd 07 vs Richmond

    Last week Captain Max Gawn overtook reigning champion Christian Petracca in the Demonland Player of the Year Award. Steven May, Jack Viney & Alex Neal-Bullen make up the Top 5. Your votes for the win against the Tigers. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ...READ MORE

    Demonland | April 24

  • PreGame      

    PREGAME: Rd 08 vs Geelong

    The Demons have a 10 day break until they face the unbeaten Cats at the MCG on Saturday Night. Who comes in and who goes out? ...READ MORE

    Demonland | April 24

  • Game Day      

    GAMEDAY: Rd 07 vs Richmond

    It's Game Day on ANZAC Eve & the Demons take on the Tigers, coached by former Dees champion & Premiership assistant Adem Yze. The Dees will have to be switched on tonight & a win will keep them in the hunt for the Top 4 whilst a loss could see them fall out of the 8 for the first time since 2020 ... READ MORE

    Demonland | April 24

  • Match Preview      

    OOZEE by The Oracle

    There’s a touch of irony in the fact that Adem Yze played his first game for Melbourne in Round 13, 1995 against the club he now coaches. For that game, he wore the number 44 guernsey and got six touches in a game the team won by 11 points ... READ MORE

    Demonland | April 23

  • Training  

    Tuesday, 23rd April 2024

    Demonland Trackwatcher Kev Martin ventured down to Gosch's Paddock to bring you his observations from this morning's Captain's Run including some hints at the changes for our ANZAC Eve clash against the Tigers ... READ MORE

    Demonland | April 23

  • Training  

    Friday, 19th April 2024

    Veteran Demonland Trackwatcher Kev Martin headed down to Gosch's Paddock today to bring you his observations from training ... READ MORE

    Demonland | April 19

  • Latest Podcast      

    PODCAST: Rd 05 vs Brisbane

    The boys dissected the disappointing loss to Brisbane rueing our poor work at the stoppages, debated the role that fatigue played and lamenting the loss of Christian Salem ... LISTEN

    Demonland | April 16

  • Training  

    Wednesday, 10th April 2024

    Demonland Trackwatchers Kev Martin and Demon Dynasty were once again on hand at this morning's Captain's Run at Gosch's Paddock to bring you their observations from training ... READ MORE

    Demonland | April 10

  • Training  

    Sunday, 7th April 2024

    Demonland Trackwatcher Kev Martin ventured down in the rain to Gosch's Paddock for the Demon Family Series April School Holiday Open Training session ... READ MORE

    Demonland | April 07

  • Latest Podcast  

    PODCAST: Koltyn Tholstrup Interview

    I interview the Melbourne Football Club’s newest recruit Koltyn Tholstrup to have a chat about his journey from the farm to the Demons, his first few weeks of preseason training, which Dees have impressed him on the track and his aspirations of playing Round 1 ... LISTEN

    Demonland | December 14

  • Latest Podcast  

    PODCAST: Jason Taylor Interview

    I interview the Melbourne Football Club's National Recruitment Manager Jason Taylor to have a chat about our Trade and Draft period, our newest recruits, our recent recruits who have yet to debut as well as those father son prospects on the horizon ... LISTEN

    Demonland | November 27

  • Next Match 

    .

    Round 08

       vs   

    Saturday 4th May 2024
    @ 07:30pm (MCG)

  • MFC Forum  

  • Match Previews & Reports  

  • Training Forum  

  • AFLW Forum  

  • 2024 Player Sponsorship

  • Topics

  • Injury List  


      PLAYER INJURY LENGTH
    Jake Bowey Shoulder 3-4 Weeks
    Charlie Spargo Achilles 3-4 Weeks
    Christian Salem Hamstring 3-5 Weeks
    Jake Melksham ACL 7-9 Weeks
    Joel Smith Suspension TBA

  • Player of the Year  


        PLAYER VOTES
    1 Max Gawn 83
    2 Christian Petracca 55
    3 Steven May 48
    4 Jack Viney 28
    5 Alex Neal-Bullen 27
    6 Clayton Oliver 23
    7 Jake Lever 22
    8 Trent Rivers 20
    9 Bayley Fritsch 19
    =10 Ed Langdon 15
    =10 Judd McVee 15

        FULL TABLE
  • Demonland Interviews 



  • Upcoming Events 

×
×
  • Create New...