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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Thank you R(B)G!
100% Majak’s smile belongs here. ❤️💙

Would have put a huge smile on my face (and definitely his) to have seen him pull on a senior jumper for the MFC, but I guess that's life and I guess just because he never did that doesn't mean he didn't impact the team.  Definitely a Demon whenever I hear or see his name these days.

Still need to get around to reading his book!

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2 minutes ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

Would have put a huge smile on my face (and definitely his) to have seen him pull on a senior jumper for the MFC, but I guess that's life and I guess just because he never did that doesn't mean he didn't impact the team.  Definitely a Demon whenever I hear or see his name these days.

Still need to get around to reading his book!

I’ve always had a soft spot for Majak, even when he was with North. He’ll always be a Demon to me, too. 💕

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On 11/2/2022 at 5:17 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

Now wish for a premiership next season, Tim!!!!!

#YouHaveTwoWishesRemaining 

I know you weren't referring to yesterday's outcome, W. However, now only one remaining! 😁

I've thought to spend it on you, that you have a deserved good time with The Girls. But you won't need that wish, so it remains in my pocket for The Boys in 2023

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18 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

I know you weren't referring to yesterday's outcome, W. However, now only one remaining! 😁

I've thought to spend it on you, that you have a deserved good time with The Girls. But you won't need that wish, so it remains in my pocket for The Boys in 2023

Sounds good to me, Tim! I definitely don’t need that wish since I’ve got my drinkin’ pants on and there’s no stopping the revelry that comes with a much deserved premiership!!!

Hashtag drinking with girls half your age could spell disaster, but what a way to go. 🙃

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Sounds good to me, Tim! I definitely don’t need that wish since I’ve got my drinkin’ pants on and there’s no stopping the revelry that comes with a much deserved premiership!!!

Hashtag drinking with girls half your age could spell disaster, but what a way to go. 🙃

Love your work WCW. You remind me of the energiser bunny - you just keep going and going and going… And if you have as much energy drinking as you do performing, then those premier ladies are certainly in for a hangover tomorrow. 

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31 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

Love your work WCW. You remind me of the energiser bunny - you just keep going and going and going… And if you have as much energy drinking as you do performing, then those premier ladies are certainly in for a hangover tomorrow. 

LOL. I only have two settings… ‘Off’ and ‘Full Speed Ahead!’ and (unfortunately for my poor teenage son) I’m mostly stuck in the latter mode. I think I can go toe to toe with the Dees Gals (famous last words) 😂

Wish me luck! On a wing and a prayer…

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22 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

LOL. I only have two settings… ‘Off’ and ‘Full Speed Ahead!’ and (unfortunately for my poor teenage son) I’m mostly stuck in the latter mode. I think I can go toe to toe with the Dees Gals (famous last words) 😂

Wish me luck! On a wing and a prayer…

Haha you might want to check that your off button still works.

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3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

LOL. I only have two settings… ‘Off’ and ‘Full Speed Ahead!’ and (unfortunately for my poor teenage son) I’m mostly stuck in the latter mode. I think I can go toe to toe with the Dees Gals (famous last words) 😂

Wish me luck! On a wing and a prayer…

Be sure to let them know how much they mean to so many people. Show them some of the Demonland posts, but for goodness sake, don't let them on! 🤣

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6 hours ago, rpfc said:

 

Gorgeous photo.

 

Thanks for posting this, rpfc.

 I just forwarded it to our Demon Army WhatsApp and I can hear the chorus of “awwwww” from here. 🥰 Especially from those who were there.

Now we’d all like to see it again on Saturday. 🏆❤️💙

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1 hour ago, Neil Crompton said:

Thanks Dee Zephyr. What a great photo. But it should be captioned. Any takers: 

“It’s a beautiful day

Don’t let it get away….”

🎶  When Irish Eyes Are Smiling… 🎶 


So I posted how Blaithin thinks she slept in her flag GF night but wasn’t sure. It’s since been confirmed and she’s very grateful to Banno for folding it up and taking care of it ‘til Blaithin was back in the land of the living, so to speak. 😁

I also posted about what Goldie is gonna do with her flag but I’m so touched by this that ima go ahead and mention it again -

Goldie is gonna get it signed by all her teammates and then she’s gonna send it to her mum and dad in Dublin… my flag! That’s of course now HER flag. And if you think I’ve told every single member of my very large Irish family and their friends and neighbours and even their pets many times over, you’d be dead right. 🤭

❤️💙 🇮🇪🏆🇮🇪 ❤️💙

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3 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Thanks Dee Zephyr. What a great photo. But it should be captioned. Any takers: 

“It’s a beautiful day

Don’t let it get away….”

It really is a nice photo NC. Saw it in one of the articles in the AFLW forum. @Dees_In_October provided the links. 

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On 7/1/2022 at 4:07 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

And we’ll be seeing this smile for the next EIGHT YEARS!

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it is a lovely smile, but we have to do something about that hair! 

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40 minutes ago, Deemania since 56 said:

it is a lovely smile, but we have to do something about that hair! 

I believe he’s currently sporting a man-bun which is worse. A ginger man-bun 🥴 there’s something about them. I wince whenever I see one. 

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7 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I believe he’s currently sporting a man-bun which is worse. A ginger man-bun 🥴 there’s something about them. I wince whenever I see one. 

Ditto, worn just to make matters worse. Must admit, had an Afro myself during university days, way back in the past, converted to - and sustained to this day - with the good, old short back-and-sides (plus a full beard, trimmed carefully, fortnightly). All is easy maintenance when we mature and that so frequently reduces confronting that ugly image in the bathroom mirror and wasting money on 'coiffure' and razor blades. :-) I guess my time in the Army helped smarten up the visage.

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3 hours ago, Deemania since 56 said:

Ditto, worn just to make matters worse. Must admit, had an Afro myself during university days, way back in the past, converted to - and sustained to this day - with the good, old short back-and-sides (plus a full beard, trimmed carefully, fortnightly). All is easy maintenance when we mature and that so frequently reduces confronting that ugly image in the bathroom mirror and wasting money on 'coiffure' and razor blades. :-) I guess my time in the Army helped smarten up the visage.

I’m sure the visage is just as smart now as it was in your army days. Just don’t ever be tempted to cross over to the dark side and cultivate the man-bun. Because a man-bun coupled with a trimmed full beard would mean that you’ve entered Hipster territory and we wouldn’t want that now, would we! 😬

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14 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I believe he’s currently sporting a man-bun which is worse. A ginger man-bun 🥴 there’s something about them. I wince whenever I see one. 

I hope we never see the seemingly popular extreme mullet in a Melbourne jumper. Or the cringeworthy balding pony tail. 

Worst haircut EVER

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