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3 hours ago, 640MD said:

Yes I have the little square with all the funny lines for each seat   so I think its OK   cheers   Go Dees

you probably already know this but the seat nos for ga-only tickets are not real actual seats....they just indicate any ga area seats you can find, so if you are looking to get 6 in a row in best possible place, get there a little earlier

(or pay for seat upgrades on ticketek)

good luck 

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8 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Why don't you all do what your dirty (but rich)  old Uncle Bitter does and buy a premium membership?

Sweet baby Jesus now why didn’t I think of that!

Not everyone has that kind of probably ill-gotten income at their disposal. 

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Once it's "gotten" WCW, the "ill" is quickly forgotten!!!!!!

Make no mistake… when it comes to you, the “ill” is never forgotten. 

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48 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Make no mistake… when it comes to you, the “ill” is never forgotten. 

Have you two had some sort of fling in the past,or were you a cab driver when Bitters left a pizza on the back seat after a demons win

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57 minutes ago, forever demons said:

Have you two had some sort of fling in the past

I’d sooner stick hot knitting needles through my eyeballs, have every nail ripped from my fingers and toes, followed up with a prolonged session of next level waterboarding than have a… 

Whoa, did I just say that… aloud?

What I meant to say was simply, no. 

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and clean up a mess. 


Totes related: does anyone know what  will remove the stains from copious amounts of vomit down the front of one’s clothing. And carpet. And laptop. Oh, and the cat. ????

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2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’d sooner stick hot knitting needles through my eyeballs, have every nail ripped from my fingers and toes, followed up with a prolonged session of next level waterboarding than have a… 

Whoa, did I just say that… aloud?

What I meant to say was simply, no. 

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and clean up a mess. 


Totes related: does anyone know what  will remove the stains from copious amounts of vomit down the front of one’s clothing. And carpet. And laptop. Oh, and the cat. ????

Oouchy!  Even 'Uncle' could be entitled to feel offended.

He might be nothing like his DL persona, could be a nice guy in real life.  After all he has good taste in Shiraz🍷, has a good, albeit slightly twisted sense of humour, can afford a Trident membership and barracks for the dees.  See, not that bad...

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9 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Oouchy!  Even 'Uncle' could be entitled to feel offended.

He might be nothing like his DL persona, could be a nice guy in real life.  After all he has good taste in Shiraz🍷, has a good, albeit slight twisted sense of humour, can afford a Trident membership and barracks for the dees.  See, not that bad...

nah, he's just a reprehensible hayseed with appalling taste in dress and personal hygiene 

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12 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Oouchy!  Even 'Uncle' could be entitled to feel offended.

I don’t think it’s possible to offend him. But it’s great fun trying. 😉 

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8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I consider myself a rather spiffy dresser.

If by “spiffy” you mean an ensemble that includes a 7XL red and blue kaftan with matching red and blue crocs, then yes, you’re a spiffy dresser. 

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I have purchased a guest pass for a friend tomorrow night. Does anyone know where I can pick it up at the ground? 

Also, the club website says that you can't bring guests into the reseved seats area, but rather there is a guest seating area, however when I called the club today, they said we can sit in the area where I have my seat. 

Can anyone confirm what the deal is for guest passes for premium members?

Thanks.

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33 minutes ago, He de mon said:

I have purchased a guest pass for a friend tomorrow night. Does anyone know where I can pick it up at the ground? 

Also, the club website says that you can't bring guests into the reseved seats area, but rather there is a guest seating area, however when I called the club today, they said we can sit in the area where I have my seat. 

Can anyone confirm what the deal is for guest passes for premium members?

Thanks.

just a guess but maybe they downloaded ticket to your mfc app? have a look.

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1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

just a guess but maybe they downloaded ticket to your mfc app? have a look.

Yeah, i tried that, unfortunately guest passes aren't added to app. 

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1 minute ago, He de mon said:

Yeah, i tried that, unfortunately guest passes aren't added to app. 

Emailed to you or him? I did the same last week with a mate and his went to his email address I used to add his details on for the ticket.

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35 minutes ago, He de mon said:

I have purchased a guest pass for a friend tomorrow night. Does anyone know where I can pick it up at the ground? 

Also, the club website says that you can't bring guests into the reseved seats area, but rather there is a guest seating area, however when I called the club today, they said we can sit in the area where I have my seat. 

Can anyone confirm what the deal is for guest passes for premium members?

Thanks.

You used to pick up guest passes at a window near the gate but, as @daisycutter, notes they maybe on line now.

Your question about where your guests sit is an interesting one. If it is a well attended game ( and I expect Friday will be ) they cannot sit near you because ... it is a reserved seat area and the seats are taken.

If it is not a well attended game you may find vacant seats and use them. This is what I've done in the past. This year though it may be more difficult

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29 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

Emailed to you or him? I did the same last week with a mate and his went to his email address I used to add his details on for the ticket.

Actually, it is on the App now, but i can't seem to forward it, but i can add it to my wallet which is useless. The email I did get was just a confirmation of purchase. It has a link to managing your purchase, which takes you to the club website, but still no option to forward. 

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3 minutes ago, He de mon said:

Actually, it is on the App now, but i can't seem to forward it, but i can add it to my wallet which is useless. The email I did get was just a confirmation of purchase. It has a link to managing your purchase, which takes you to the club website, but still no option to forward. 

Take a screenshot and text it.

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2 minutes ago, He de mon said:

Actually, it is on the App now, but i can't seem to forward it, but i can add it to my wallet which is useless. The email I did get was just a confirmation of purchase. It has a link to managing your purchase, which takes you to the club website, but still no option to forward. 

i read somewhere on a club email that once you have the ticket in the app you can forward it to someone else.

i've never tried it so i don't know how you do it, but you are supposed to be able to do it

so keep looking

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6 hours ago, He de mon said:

Yeah, i tried that, unfortunately guest passes aren't added to app. 

Probably Need more phone clarification from Club but also Melb FC have a separate temporary style building just off the walkway between Gates 3 and 4.for  this very reason. 
If need be it seems best to go early if you can to sort out. Obviously your phone is prime evidence unless you have been able to print out the Guest Pass. 

Good luck . 
 

 

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Now the tickets on your phone  through the Melbourne app.

All your tickets get allocated a seat (that doesn't exist I think)  this allows entry through the gates for GA.

 

The other two Adult tickets are some sort of compensation ticket   and they also had a fictional seat allocation to get 2 more people in, if I had wanted.    I think they will be there each week until I decide to use them.

As a smart phone user with very thick fingers, it did work and made sense once I slowed down.

Got us both in , found a seat or 2 and had a great game.

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Thanks eveyone. i found a little booth opposite the temporary membership stand where you could pick up guest passes. The guest seating is behind the goals, it was a nice change to see the game from a different spot, however I wouldn't want to do it every week.

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