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4 hours ago, deebug said:

How much will they be, and what sizes will they go upto, and how much?🥰

Thank you

I’m still working out the price. It will likely be about the same or less as a T-shirt on the MFC website plus shipping.

 Think of it as a donation to the website as proceeds pretty much go to running the site  

The good thing about this merch is that I don’t have stock on hand and I don’t need to send it myself. It’s made to order and is made and shipped in Australia

Sizes range from S to 3XL and there will be a variety of colours. 

I did a test today and ordered this morning and got a notification that it had shipped this afternoon with a delivery date of the 17th to 22nd. 

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On 12/13/2021 at 3:39 PM, Colin B. Flaubert said:

I'm not parting with my hard earned until we get the following products from Demonland:

1) A full published transcript of the 'Is Goodwin the right guy?' thread (failing that, the 'No T$ No BS thread)

2) A 'Cribs' style DVD on Uncle Bitter's manor out at Romsey with flagrant cameos from the alpacas and the maid as well as a full tour of the cellar

3) Signed scooters from Saty with recipients having theirs addressed to 'chap'

4) The eggshell blue and mazda red jumper you photoshopped in the 'Royal blue vs. Navy Blue thread'

5) now we are premiers and others' opinions don't count, how about a demonland blazer, as flagrant as possible 

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2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

5) now we are premiers and others' opinions don't count, how about a demonland blazer, as flagrant as possible 

Do you assume that this joint emanates the requisite level of class for said piece of finery?

Perhaps one of those 'Members Only' style bomber jackets from the 1980's might be more apropos.

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1 hour ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Do you assume that this joint emanates the requisite level of class for said piece of finery?

Perhaps one of those 'Members Only' style bomber jackets from the 1980's might be more apropos.

i can just picture you in this little number, colin, walking through shinjuku

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5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

5) now we are premiers and others' opinions don't count, how about a demonland blazer, as flagrant as possible 

No doubt you are speaking from experience here dc.  I'm sure you flash the old school colours around the fleshpots of borewood  and have the blue rinse set gasping.

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12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

No doubt you are speaking from experience here dc.  I'm sure you flash the old school colours around the fleshpots of borewood  and have the blue rinse set gasping.

damn you, uncle, sometimes your perceptions are verging on the paranormal

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The NEW Demonland Merch Store is LIVE.

If you've taken out a subscription or donated in the past to help support Demonland or you just want to show your love and appreciation for this great community especially in our drought breaking premiership season then why not buy some merch. All proceeds go towards helping to keep this site running smoothly.

Check out our NEW Merch here: DEMONLAND MERCH STORE

At the moment we have a variety of colours and designs in T-shirts, 3/4 Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Jumpers, Hoodies and a Beanie. Eventually we will have more designs available and once the supplier has Navy polos I will make them available too.

Please note that whilst shipping is technically free markups have been included into the price of items to cover for this.

Here are a few of the Designs available in the Hoodie. These designs are also available in the other products.

unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-sport-grey-front-61b7d559d8a13.jpg

unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-dark-heather-front-61b8275d1cab8.jpg

unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-navy-front-61b82dcd43bf9.jpg

unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-white-front-61b7deda8b33b.jpg

unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-black-front-61b8356a62355.jpg

unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-sport-grey-front-61b8397d176de.jpg

 

So check it out and let me know what you think and if you are able to afford it help us out.

All products are made to order and ship fairly quickly but keep in mind that we are coming up to the Christmas rush. In the past I held stock of merchandise and packed and shipped it myself. This is no longer the case but so far my experience with the merchant has been great.

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I love that there’s a size guide, and we can preview the various colour combinations. 👍🏽
As for the styles… I’m stoked to see the raglan sleeved baseball shirt. This is my favourite style of T. 
Now to decide on colours. 🤔 

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15 hours ago, Demonland said:

 

The NEW Demonland Merch Store is LIVE.

If you've taken out a subscription or donated in the past to help support Demonland or you just want to show your love and appreciation for this great community especially in our drought breaking premiership season then why not buy some merch. All proceeds go towards helping to keep this site running smoothly.

Check out our NEW Merch here: DEMONLAND MERCH STORE

At the moment we have a variety of colours and designs in T-shirts, 3/4 Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Jumpers, Hoodies and a Beanie. Eventually we will have more designs available and once the supplier has Navy polos I will make them available too.

Please note that whilst shipping is technically free markups have been included into the price of items to cover for this.

Here are a few of the Designs available in the Hoodie. These designs are also available in the other products.

unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-sport-grey-front-61b7d559d8a13.jpg

unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-dark-heather-front-61b8275d1cab8.jpg

unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-navy-front-61b82dcd43bf9.jpg

unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-white-front-61b7deda8b33b.jpg

unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-black-front-61b8356a62355.jpg

unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-sport-grey-front-61b8397d176de.jpg

 

So check it out and let me know what you think and if you are able to afford it help us out.

All products are made to order and ship fairly quickly but keep in mind that we are coming up to the Christmas rush. In the past I held stock of merchandise and packed and shipped it myself. This is no longer the case but so far my experience with the merchant has been great.

purchase completed, thanks!

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Any idea when the polos will be available @Demonland ?

Probably in time for the Polo season at the Manor?

Are the ponies being readied by the equirries BBO?

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3 hours ago, george_on_the_outer said:

Probably in time for the Polo season at the Manor?

Are the ponies being readied by the equirries BBO?

Yes thank you George all arrangements are (as always) in hand. (Although keeping the grooms away from the maid is always problematic.)

However, I must confess, that with this Corolla business, there are major concerns over whether Charles and Camilla will be able to attend the official opening.

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On 12/14/2021 at 10:14 PM, Demonland said:

 

The NEW Demonland Merch Store is LIVE.

If you've taken out a subscription or donated in the past to help support Demonland or you just want to show your love and appreciation for this great community especially in our drought breaking premiership season then why not buy some merch. All proceeds go towards helping to keep this site running smoothly.

Check out our NEW Merch here: DEMONLAND MERCH STORE

At the moment we have a variety of colours and designs in T-shirts, 3/4 Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Jumpers, Hoodies and a Beanie. Eventually we will have more designs available and once the supplier has Navy polos I will make them available too.

Please note that whilst shipping is technically free markups have been included into the price of items to cover for this.

Here are a few of the Designs available in the Hoodie. These designs are also available in the other products.

unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-sport-grey-front-61b7d559d8a13.jpg

unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-dark-heather-front-61b8275d1cab8.jpg

unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-navy-front-61b82dcd43bf9.jpg

unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-white-front-61b7deda8b33b.jpg

unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-black-front-61b8356a62355.jpg

unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-sport-grey-front-61b8397d176de.jpg

 

So check it out and let me know what you think and if you are able to afford it help us out.

All products are made to order and ship fairly quickly but keep in mind that we are coming up to the Christmas rush. In the past I held stock of merchandise and packed and shipped it myself. This is no longer the case but so far my experience with the merchant has been great.

Can you have a polo and hoodie with wording Demonland Premier  Supporters.

Any image you have are appropriate.  But something that is recognisable so Dlanders can recognise and acknowledge each other in the crowd.

Same with caps and beanies.

Colour Red with Blue print and Blue with Red print

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