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Your favourite music to get you through to the Grand Final


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4 minutes ago, hardtack said:

Rob, although living in LA, is a member here; we've been to a couple of games together.  Other musically oriented Demon supporters are David Bland who some may remember from both the Go!! Show and Kommotion (he also attended games with Rob and myself) and the drummer from the Huxton Creepers, Archie Law.

Bruce Woodley is a huge Demon

Had a coffee with him before the Jeelong Preliminary Final

We were both Nervous Wrecks!! :)

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I can't believe that nobody has posted this song, featuring Demon tragics Scared Weird Little Guys, the late Jim Keays, Wilbur Wilde and Russell Robertson, and brilliant footage of Barassi, Smith (Norm and Shaun), the Wiz, the Ox, Neita, Allen Jakovich, Big Carl, Jacko and of course my idol, among many others.

 

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3 hours ago, Taipei Demon said:

For Demons supporters  I'm surprised no one has  said "Number of the Beast" :lol:

You must all be too young ;)

I did suggest some 6.66 from Salmon Hater. Got no love alas.

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2 hours ago, Flower Magic said:

I can't believe that nobody has posted this song, featuring Demon tragics Scared Weird Little Guys, the late Jim Keays, Wilbur Wilde and Russell Robertson, and brilliant footage of Barassi, Smith (Norm and Shaun), the Wiz, the Ox, Neita, Allen Jakovich, Big Carl, Jacko and of course my idol, among many others.

 

I love the Scared Weird Little Guys.

I remember walking through the MCG carpark after a Melbourne match in the 1980s. I walked past Jim Keays, who was also wearing a Demons scarf. I said "g'day Jim" or something similar. He looked at me, said nothing, looked away then kept walking. Oh well, never meet your heroes they say !! I suppose I shouldn't speak ill of the dead.

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7 hours ago, defuture15 said:

Gus said on the latest podcast that he had made a play list for his dad called sticksy 2.0 on Spotify. I have been enjoying it all week.

The songs have new meaning knowing that they have been selected by gus for his dad

That's actually a killer playlist, feels like some late night Rage on ABC back in the 80s/90s or 3am drunk at a party somewhere

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It's a little known fact that the 'Can Can' song is actually the 'Galop Infernal'. 

It is literally the song of the wild party going on in hell, personally led by the devil. Written by Jacques Offenbach as a mad parody of all the snobbery of classical music and performance at the time.

It also will lift you hair off your head with a good sound system or headphones and a proper orchestra and choir going at the full speed intended. Best I can find is from 1991!

 

INFERNAL GALLOP

This ball is original

with an infernal gallop

let's all give the signal!

Long live the hellish gallop!

Let's give the signal

with an infernal gallop!

Friends, long live the ball!

La la la la la!

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I’M YOUR HOOCHIE COOCHE MAN

 

The gypsy man told my mother

Before l was born

l got a boy child’s coming

He gonna be a son of a gun

 

He gonna make pretty woman

Jump and shout

Then the world gonna know 

What this all about

 

Cause you know I’m here

Everybody knows I’m here

Yeah you know I’m a

hoochie coochie man

Everybody knows I’m here

 

I got a black cat bone

I got a mojo too

I got the Johnny Concheroo too

I’m gonna mess with you

 

I’m gonna make the girls lead me by

the hand

Then the world’s gonna know

The hoochie coochie man

 

But you know I’m here

Everybody knows I’m here

Yeah you know I’m  a hoochie

coochie man

Everybody knows I’m here

 

On the seventh hour

On the seventh day

On the seventh month

The seven doctors said

He was born for good luck

And you’ll see I got seven

hundred dollars 

Don’t you mess with me  

 

But you know I’m here 

Yeah you know I’m a hoochie

coochie man

Everybody knows I’m here

 

Song By Willie Dixon

Recorded by Muddy Waters

7th January 1954

Chess Records


 

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Ennio Moriccone - Chi Mai, The G, B and the Ugly;

Beethoven - 5th Symphony;

Iron Butterfly - Inna Gada da Vida;

Pavlog's Dog - Just about everything they produced.

 

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2 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Wait a minute!! This sounds like rock and/or roll music!

It was, but I learned the entire drum solo when younger and the rhythm still sticks inside the head. So I play it, moderately often. 

 

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On 9/6/2021 at 3:55 PM, Spud said:

The connection of what's at the end of Satan's rainbow and the cool demon at the end of the clip complete seem appropriate;

And  as the Temper Trap are huge MFC supporters a shout out to them also

 

Fader is a great track. Love it. As West Aussies, pity they're not playing Optus. I figure they're probably not a band anymore.

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This one really gets me in the feels, reminds me of walking to the footy with the old man, he resplendent in Dees merch from head to toe. Love ya dad, miss you and heading along to the G, Waverley, Kardinia park and the grounds in between. 
 

 

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