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2 minutes ago, demonstone said:

Now that I've upset Andy by picking on his spelling,  I'm never going to be awarded that elusive Fuchsia badge.

In the immortal words of Johnny Rotten, "No fuchsia, no fuchsia, no fuchsia for me".

The Neeld reality bus badge it is for you then!

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7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Anyone attaining “Premier” status would surely have to take stock of their life. One million posts?!
One would have to be at least 80yo and have done a grand total of exactly zero other things in their waking hours to rack up a million posts. 

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58 minutes ago, binman said:

How about a quality over quantity badge?

Noting of course that i will never get that badge

That's where the reputation points come in.

The software allows for negative reputation points but I thought that could be used in a mean spirited way despite some posts being deserving of it.

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59 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

@DemonlandId like to see a thinking icon added to the emoji list for posts that just dont make sense or require a lot of thought to understand. You know the one with the hand on the chin and the raised eyebrow. Could be a bit of fun.

Not sure if easy to add or subtract these things....just a thought. :)

Does this fall under the Facepalm emoji?

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Anyone attaining “Premier” status would surely have to take stock of their life. One million posts?!
One would have to be at least 80yo and have done a grand total of exactly zero other things in their waking hours to rack up a million posts. 

If you averaged around 150 posts per day.....you could do it. Would take a little over 18 years.... :)

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22 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Does this fall under the Facepalm emoji?

Kind of......

See....i would post a thinking emoji under your post !

...think facepalm can be mean spirited a bit sometimes

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39 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Kind of......

See....i would post a thinking emoji under your post !

...think facepalm can be mean spirited a bit sometimes

I tend to agree but the reason it was brought in was that so people who made posts that made people laugh in a facepalm manner weren't credited with "reputation" in the same way someone who posted something genuinely funny was. Granted I could just make it so that the laugh reaction gets no points at all but I also wanted to differentiate between the joke and the butt of the joke.

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4 hours ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

Didn't wish to start a new thread so have bumped this.

It looks like Demonland software has had some tweaks:  symbols and ratings (x/6) for each avatar.  And the details for number of posts and number of community 'ticks' no longer appear in posts.  Not sure if some 'profiles' in posts have been abbreviated.

Is it possible to know meaning of the symbols/ratings and to get post/'ticks' details back?

While I'm on this thread, Thanks to all who manage 'Demonland' for a great job.

Got reputations back.

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3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Anyone attaining “Premier” status would surely have to take stock of their life. One million posts?!
One would have to be at least 80yo and have done a grand total of exactly zero other things in their waking hours to rack up a million posts. 

if Jesse Hogan was still on our list it might be possible.

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2 minutes ago, roy11 said:

if Jesse Hogan was still on our list it might be possible.

A lot of love for Jesse? Or heaps of bagging? I haven’t been on DL for long enough to know. But I hope it was the former and not the latter. 

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13 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

A lot of love for Jesse? Or heaps of bagging? I haven’t been on DL for long enough to know. But I hope it was the former and not the latter. 

The thread pertaining to his trade was one of the busiest threads on Demonland for a while and still gets a bump every now again.

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1 hour ago, Demonland said:

Got reputations back.

It's only for Desktop but I don't think it was ever visible on mobile which attempts to save as much screen real estate as possible by its very nature.

If on mobile and you want to know a posters reputation by their points and post amounts then you just have to click on their name.

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4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

The thread pertaining to his trade was one of the busiest threads on Demonland for a while and still gets a bump every now again.

Just curious… most users online at the one time was registered on Tuesday, 15th of June this year, late afternoon. What was the issue that garnered so much attention?

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18 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Just curious… most users online at the one time was registered on Tuesday, 15th of June this year, late afternoon. What was the issue that garnered so much attention?

One of my famous brainteasers, most likely.  There'll be another tomorrow!  :D

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31 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Just curious… most users online at the one time was registered on Tuesday, 15th of June this year, late afternoon. What was the issue that garnered so much attention?

I’m pretty sure that measurement is broken. It’s a third party app and not an official part of the site software. After most games we usually hit about 1000 plus people on at one time. 

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8 minutes ago, demonstone said:

One of my famous brainteasers, most likely.  There'll be another tomorrow!  :D

As much as I appreciate the legendariness of your brain-teasers, I know that it couldn’t be that because it was the day after our QB loss to Collingwood. I can’t imagine you posting a teaser the day after a loss. 
Oh, and I know there’s no such word as “legendariness” coz I just made it up. 

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Just now, Demonland said:

I’m pretty sure that measurement is broken. It’s a third party app and not an official part of the site software. After most games we usually hit about 1000 plus people on at one time. 

Idk how admin handle it so well. 
Imagine if we win the flag!!!!

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2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

As much as I appreciate the legendariness of your brain-teasers, I know that it couldn’t be that because it was the day after our QB loss to Collingwood. I can’t imagine you posting a teaser the day after a loss. 
Oh, and I know there’s no such word as “legendariness” coz I just made it up. 

you're a legend in your c cup ?

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12 minutes ago, Demonland said:

I’m pretty sure that measurement is broken. It’s a third party app and not an official part of the site software. After most games we usually hit about 1000 plus people on at one time. 

I have to ask….

Are the visitor numbers bigger after a win or a loss? 

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4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Anyone attaining “Premier” status would surely have to take stock of their life. One million posts?!
One would have to be at least 80yo and have done a grand total of exactly zero other things in their waking hours to rack up a million posts. 

This is demonland. The site you're thinking of is bigfooty.

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