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Jingle bells, Ablett smells Selwood ducked his head Dangerfield whinged and squealed Hawkins laid an egg.   *I’ll see myself out.   

Don’t know if it’s been said before but I actually dislike Geelong more then Collingwood.  Tonight is a good result. 

This is the reason I’m going for the Filth, I can’t stand Geelong’s sense of entitlement. 

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If we are zero chance of even snagging half decent looking prospects like Bolton and they are going to instead head to super strong clubs playing finals then we have zero chance of ever catching any of the top 5 or 6 clubs.

AFL ....where only the elite prosper and grow stronger by the season.

Even competition you say Gil?

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18 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Chris Scott

Doesn’t matter what ground a final is played on. 

You are just a rubbish Coach

Most overrated coach in the comp. Is lucky half the games they play are on an auskick sized field

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Classic throw by Dusty ignored by the adoring maggots resulting in a 🐅 goal. 

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4 minutes ago, AaronDaveyChipsAndGravey said:

Most overrated coach in the comp. Is lucky half the games they play are on an auskick sized field

He certainly is. He whinged on SEN a couple of weeks ago for about 20 minutes, it was pathetic. 

Whately of course just sat there and agreed

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6 minutes ago, AaronDaveyChipsAndGravey said:

Most overrated coach in the comp. Is lucky half the games they play are on an auskick sized field

They seem happy to take the $$$ when playing home games at the G, and take millions of taxpayers’ $$$ to do up their ground where hardly any visitors can access, but not happy to play finals at the G.

Hypocrisy and double standards.  

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9 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

He certainly is. He whinged on SEN a couple of weeks ago for about 20 minutes, it was pathetic. 

Whately of course just sat there and agreed

Even worse are the weekly Bucks sessions.  The filth promo hour

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2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Don’t forget the Dangerfield Hour

Gerard gets excited during those sessions!!

Gerard has to be king of the AFL nerds. Always has to appear like the moral compass of the footy world with Danger running a close second

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2 hours ago, monoccular said:

Lack of scoreboard pressure early on has cost the Lions this game.

Sound familiar?

A very Melbourne like performance. Dominated all the vital stats like clearances, scoring shots and inside 50s and got pantsed. 

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2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Don’t forget the Dangerfield Hour

Gerard gets excited during those sessions!!

Serious?  Thankfully i haven"t run into that one.  Was never a big regular but SEN pretty much lost me once Hutchy took the reigns.  Station's become a mouthpiece for Gil & Co.

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4 hours ago, AaronDaveyChipsAndGravey said:

Gerard has to be king of the AFL nerds. Always has to appear like the moral compass of the footy world with Danger running a close second

Reminds me of a few posters around here.

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