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Get my scrotum pierced... then rip it out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

may or may not go through with this... ?

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    ...expect us to get flogged by GWS and be overtaken by Geelong on %,  finishing in 9th spot again.

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    Get a full back tattoo of a scene depicting the final, triumphant moment of the game...?

    Too much? It almost feels like nothing short of that will be worthy of the magnitude of such a win.

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    Come to the realization that we are perhaps better off without Hogan ... 

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    Wonder aloud as to the fine efforts of number 4. You know, I am almost certain he didn’t have tattoos last year. The things these lads get up to in the off season.

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    Three things.

    Let out a celebratory roar of yes.

    Kiss the missus.

    Email my boss to announce that I'm not going to work as I'm off to the pub (but I won't divulge the pub bit).

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    26 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    Three things.

    Let out a celebratory roar of yes.

    Kiss the missus.

    Email my boss to announce that I'm not going to work as I'm off to the pub (but I won't divulge the pub bit).

    Woa slow down Col, maybe reserve that one for when we win a final. 

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    Post on here " I told you we would make finals"...  (Probably in all Caps to sound like i was confident the whole time )

    Hit "like" on every post in the Post Match thread.

    Get drunk, knowing i have the next 3 days off work to recover.

    Praise Goodwin for making some great, match-winning moves during the game despite not having a clue what changes were made

    Pump up our chances in the Finals.

    Talk of upgrading my membership.

    Generally go completely overboard.

     

    *Only later realising we could still miss out

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    Just shake my head with a wry smile on my face

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    Shout every Demons supporter in Adelaide a beer!!

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    ...continue to consider Melbourne guilty until (not unless, until) proven innocent (by beating GWS)

    I should have just said

    ...remain skeptical

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    1 hour ago, Bleeds_Red_&_Blue said:

    ... play the song “final countdown” by Europe

    be happy.

    Nothing more, as we have yet to even travel over there... so I'm not going to get any preconceived ideas about this game.

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    40 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Woa slow down Col, maybe reserve that one for when we win a final. 

    Just trying to maintain the family friendly tone of the forum after all the moral degenerates and assorted reprobates sullied it's good name.

    Fingers will not be pointed but you know who you are.

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    I always donate $10 to the Salvo guy outside the MCG. I was aghast when I could not find him on Sunday. I assume they didn't want to take away from the BCNA tin rattlers. 

    If we win on Saturday I will donate $100 to the Salvos the following week.

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    1 hour ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    Just trying to maintain the family friendly tone of the forum after all the moral degenerates and assorted reprobates sullied it's good name.

    Fingers will not be pointed but you know who you are.

    Anything to raise the tone here. I swear there are some fingers around here that I genuinely doubt could ever be pointed again, after the things they've done.

    As for 'if we beat Wet Toast'... hmm... I may just let loose and become mildy inebriated. Though I'm trying to think of something I haven't done since 2006, surely that is a worthy theme.

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    Troll the F*"k out of my eagles mates. No Kennedy, No Gaff, No Nick Nat = No Eagles

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    ...probably cry a little.

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