Can Razor Ray have his own TV show ?

[pineapple dee 2,892]

Honestly, this guys ego is bigger than Jupiter. Three times at least he's overruled  or  paid frees from 40 - 50 metres off the play. He has to be front and centre in every game he officiates. He'd be an absolute beauty for some TV show based on the cult of his own personality. Perfect opportunity for a show pony like Razor.

[Nasher 33,617]

I often wonder if his pulling rank and show pony behaviour pisses the other umpires off.

[Brownie 6,080]

I thought he played a great game as loose man in defence for the doggies

[Adzman 2,154]

He is a peacock is Razor Ray. He is letting the players and other umpires know that everyone is there to look at him and his pretty feathers.

[Deestroy All 14,266]

Put him in a house like Big Brother. 

Don’t film it or anything. Just lock him in there and don’t let him out. 

[Lucifers Hero 40,575]

I kept laughing at his hair cut. 

I reckon the 'fade' haircut looks average, at best, on young men and downright awful on a 40 something.

...maybe he had a problem with his razor...?

Edited June 2, 2018 by Lucifer's Hero

[Ethan Tremblay 31,276]

15 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

Put him in a house like Big Brother. 

Don’t film it or anything. Just lock him in there and don’t let him out. 

Make the house airtight and suck all the oxygen out. 

Edited June 2, 2018 by Ethan Tremblay

[Return to Glory 8,484]

With what appeared to be a newly acquired fake tan, I'm imagining a very small George Hamilton  but without the charisma or any discernible talent....and a Napoleon complex.

[Deestroy All 14,266]

Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

Make the house air-tight and suck all the air out. 

Won’t take him long to do that, sucks the air out of a game pretty quick. 

[Demon Dynasty 17,135]

18 minutes ago, Adzman said:

He is a peacock is Razor Ray. He is letting the players and other umpires know that everyone is there to look at him and his pretty feathers.

   Otherwise known as a preener

[Emerald 1,744]

His neurons are receding faster than his hairline.

[Demonstone 23,446]

They should banish him to umpire in the Western Region Football League, where he would be just a Little Ray of Sunshine.

[monoccular 17,700]

He has clearly never heard of the aphorism “the best umpires go through the game unnoticed”. 

[Guest]

Phew!

I was worried that this was another weird thread started by DV8 featuring unrelated pictures and bizarre non-sequiturs.

[Dee Zephyr 19,290]

@Wadda We Sing this thread needs the Razor pose.

 

[Wadda We Sing 10,685]

17 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

@Wadda We Sing this thread needs the Razor pose.

 

Done. As i put in the post match.... He came over to the fence near us and we yelled out, among other things, hey Ray....how about a pic....and to everyone's surprise he turned around and posed for a picture....the game was going on of course, albeit a stoppage, but still.......he really copped it.

Edited June 2, 2018 by Wadda We Sing

[whatwhat say what 23,654]

5 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

Honestly, this guys ego is bigger than Jupiter. Three times at least he's overruled  or  paid frees from 40 - 50 metres off the play. He has to be front and centre in every game he officiates. He'd be an absolute beauty for some TV show based on the cult of his own personality. Perfect opportunity for a show pony like Razor.

i would happily ignore him on tv, cos unfortunately you can't ignore him when he umpires

nicholls is worse

[Jaded No More 68,976]

Is the show called “small man don’t have talents”?

[Gorgoroth 13,189]

11 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Make the house airtight and suck all the oxygen out. 

Nah fill it with gas and throw a match in.

[Dee Zephyr 19,290]

The Real Compromisers of Midget County

I take no offence with the above as I am about an inch taller than razor.

[monoccular 17,700]

How about The Shortest Loser?

[monoccular 17,700]

12 hours ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Done. As i put in the post match.... He came over to the fence near us and we yelled out, among other things, hey Ray....how about a pic....and to everyone's surprise he turned around and posed for a picture....the game was going on of course, albeit a stoppage, but still.......he really copped it.

Turned away from the game to you guys posing for a photo, but in all likelihood called a free to Footscray in the pack from 100 meters off play :-(((

Edited June 3, 2018 by monoccular

[Wadda We Sing 10,685]

15 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Turned away from the game to you guys posing for a photo, but in all likelihood called a free to Footscray in the pack from 100 meters off play :-(((

There were about 200 of us giving it too him M, with some very colorful language most of which was not in the Oxford dictionary!! He has a pretty thick skin and laughed it all off. But yes he turned away from the game. Many people were very amused. We had a really great laugh with everybody there. Pity i didnt film it and send it into the afl.

 

[dworship 3,343]

18 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Make the house airtight and suck all the oxygen out. 

He would still find a way to  be an oxygen thief.

[In Harmes Way 7,843]

His tv show would be called How to get away with murder - Razor style