Demonland New Member Meet and Greet

[Moonshadow 17,678]

Which one of the newbies are banned poster dressed up in another alias? 

I think entry into the Demonland sanctum can only happen after one of BBO's jolly good floggings.

[number 27 62]

40 minutes ago, rpfc said:

Yes! I did! It's me from ten years ago! 

Don't trust a word he says, he is a [censored] idiot...

I think I was 'number27' without the space...

haha I can assure you there are plenty of other identities I would rather steal. 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

Ok Ok. Settle down.

It's time to get this thread back on topic. Something responsible posters like myself are very conscious of.

So to all new members please post on this thread now.

Name yourself and be shamed. Get the humiliation and insults over and done with and then you can post freely in the knowledge that it can't get any worse.

Anyway, if my theory about this site being composed of mostly lunatics and perverts is correct, abuse wont bother you.

PS. If you're a BDSM pervert I'll probably know you.

[Guest]

Believe it or not Uncle Bitter, I have met a Demonlander offline who, believe it or not, was not a desperate shut in living in a unabomber style shack.

He had a wife, family and the whole nine yards. It just didn't compute.

I saw Saty at the footy once as well. However, as we had just lost to Tird and his gang of merry guinea pigs, an introduction would have served neither of us well (considering our respective moods).

When I return to Oz, my invitation to Biffen (and you as well in a 'minder' capacity) to go drinking at the Bristol in Williamstown still stands. Though a new venue might be required due to yuppy apartments replacing the Beirut beer garden.

[Deebymistake 790]

I am a newbie.  Signed up in July.  And to further put myself out there, I AM FEMALE.  I love the dees, hate the hawks & have brainwashed one of my daughters to support the grand old flag.  The other daughter is a work in progress....

[MccDee 35]

Hi everyone, long time reader, first time poster.

Hope to be able to contribute on Demonland from time to time but the bar is set very high.

There are some very knowledgeable (and humourous) posters on here!

[rpfc 28,966]

2 hours ago, number 27 said:

haha I can assure you there are plenty of other identities I would rather steal. 

[hemingway 7,633]

29 minutes ago, Deebymistake said:

I am a newbie.  Signed up in July.  And to further put myself out there, I AM FEMALE.  I love the dees, hate the hawks & have brainwashed one of my daughters to support the grand old flag.  The other daughter is a work in progress....

Welcome Deeby. You have established your cred by hating the Hawks and brainwashing your kids.  My wife has never forgiven me for reneging on the deal that our second son support her team, the Magpies.  I decided that marrying a Collingwood supporter was a big enough sacrifice.  Given that despite her intelligence and beauty, when it comes to football, she is as feral as her footy brethren.  And, we never attend Melbourne-Collingwood matches together.  

[jnrmac 20,310]

13 hours ago, Nasher said:

We're not allowed to win the flag this year. A mate of 20+ years has organised his wedding on Grand Final day. Who does that?!

An ex-mate

[jnrmac 20,310]

1 hour ago, MccDee said:

Hi everyone, long time reader, first time poster.

Hope to be able to contribute on Demonland from time to time but the bar is set very high.

There are some very knowledgeable (and humourous) posters on here!

It's a nuthouse really....

[Adzman 2,154]

3 hours ago, Deebymistake said:

I am a newbie.  Signed up in July.  And to further put myself out there, I AM FEMALE.  I love the dees, hate the hawks & have brainwashed one of my daughters to support the grand old flag.  The other daughter is a work in progress....

Follows Dees, Hates Hawks.....so in other words the perfect woman!

Welcome aboard! 

[Jaded No More 68,976]

14 hours ago, Nasher said:

We're not allowed to win the flag this year. A mate of 20+ years has organised his wedding on Grand Final day. Who does that?!

Plus I'm in Vietnam. Would be rude of them to be so inconsiderate 

[praha 11,253]

For initiation they have to read this thread from start to finish:

http://demonland.com/forums/topic/27452-gameday/

[binman 44,729]

1 minute ago, praha said:

For initiation they have to read this thread from start to finish:

http://demonland.com/forums/topic/27452-gameday/

Thats a hazing ritual

[Brisbanedemonfan 26]

Thanks for the pointers, will ring around and see what the best option is.

Unfortunately Foxtel isn't an option.....yet.

Have to agree with Deeby and some of the others, absolutely cannot stand the Hawks. Or Collingwood, or Carlton, Or North, Or Richmond....

 

 

[Lucifers Hero 40,575]

17 hours ago, Brisbanedemonfan said:

Hey all, new here.

Demons fan for 5 years, marrying a lifelong Demons fan, whose father is a Demons fan too. 

 

Anyone know of any places in Brisbane that have the game on TV Saturday? (Monkey Tree Brewery does I know that already, wondering if anywhere closer than Logan way). 

Welcome aboard!

There is a Queensland Demons Supporter Group on mfc website. 

Queensland:  QLD Demons - Debbie Willder - 0410 424 402 - [email protected] - Facebook

They may have a regular spot to watch games - worth a try as its always better to watch games with fellow Dee supporters!

[Demonland 73,909]

1 minute ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

Welcome aboard!

There is a Queensland Demons Supporter Group on mfc website. 

Queensland:  QLD Demons - Debbie Willder - 0410 424 402 - [email protected] - Facebook

They may have a regular spot to watch games - worth a try as its always better to watch games with fellow Dee supporters!

@Demondeb is also a poster on this site.

[ding 5,126]

20 hours ago, faultydet said:

How rude.

And most aren't crazy, just drunk or stoned. 

Im crazy

 

*Shrug

Edited August 24, 2017 by ding

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

13 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Believe it or not Uncle Bitter, I have met a Demonlander offline who, believe it or not, was not a desperate shut in living in a unabomber style shack.

He had a wife, family and the whole nine yards. It just didn't compute.

I saw Saty at the footy once as well. However, as we had just lost to Tird and his gang of merry guinea pigs, an introduction would have served neither of us well (considering our respective moods).

When I return to Oz, my invitation to Biffen (and you as well in a 'minder' capacity) to go drinking at the Bristol in Williamstown still stands. Though a new venue might be required due to yuppy apartments replacing the Beirut beer garden.

You must have been on drugs Col.

Re the pub. Biffen is currently persona non grata  at most inner urban public houses so most of his boozing is conducted in more remote locales.

[AzzKikA 2,371]

Suggest pinning thread?

[deebug 1,754]

15 hours ago, Deebymistake said:

I am a newbie.  Signed up in July.  And to further put myself out there, I AM FEMALE.  I love the dees, hate the hawks & have brainwashed one of my daughters to support the grand old flag.  The other daughter is a work in progress....

I have some advice, i told my son he follows the Dee's or your banned from the family? So either your in or your out.

[Brisbanedemonfan 26]

3 hours ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

Welcome aboard!

There is a Queensland Demons Supporter Group on mfc website. 

Queensland:  QLD Demons - Debbie Willder - 0410 424 402 - [email protected] - Facebook

They may have a regular spot to watch games - worth a try as its always better to watch games with fellow Dee supporters!

That's awesome, thanks for that! 

[P-man 13,367]

7 hours ago, praha said:

For initiation they have to read this thread from start to finish:

http://demonland.com/forums/topic/27452-gameday/

Wow. That's an intense read.

I was legit surprised to see my posts in there. Clearly I had blanked that day out from my memory.

[Guest]

The 186 thread.

The day the 'spin' died.

I made one of my smarter decisions that day when I chose not to go to the Bluebell Hotel for a pot and to watch the footy.

That seemed to be one of the shorter match day threads. But really, what could anyone say that wasn't the bleeding obvious?

[P-man 13,367]

10 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

The 186 thread.

The day the 'spin' died.

I made one of my smarter decisions that day when I chose not to go to the Bluebell Hotel for a pot and to watch the footy.

Very intuitive, Col.

Half the players developed a sudden allergy to leather.  It was more a medical marvel than a game of football.