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1 minute ago, Mr. White said:

Who's dumber Oscar calling for the ball when out of bounds or Melksham passing to him. 

Or Tom for starting the calamity chain by handballing to the worms?

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Fancy celebrating like that when you're down by 4 goals.

Drinking our own bath water. Bunch of spuds.

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I'm furious with this pathetic football display. We are hands down the most lackluster team in the AFL. Such a complete lack of intensity. 

Who cares that we beat Adelaide? It was a total waste of a win. 

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Shut up Tyson. You've been shocking.

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Jordan Lewis' skill execution this year has been nothing short of absolutely atrocious.

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Anyone else notice Tyson in the halftime interview, not even sweating!!!! What's the temp up there?

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Not going to lie, I'm still expecting the second half comeback only to balls it up in the last five minutes. 

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1 minute ago, Jaded said:

I'm furious with this pathetic football display. We are hands down the most lackluster team in the AFL. Such a complete lack of intensity. 

Who cares that we beat Adelaide? It was a total waste of a win. 

Adelaide would care. They must wonder how the [censored] that happened. 

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No defensive game at all. 

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They are scoring too easily and our best defender (that in itself is a laugh) is stinking it up up forward. Goody might make the swap back, too bad it is 1.5 games too late.

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Our laziness & our faffing  - now in a league of our own.

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Can already call it. Suns to have a 4-5 goal lead at the last break, we fight back and lose by a goal. Bookmark that [censored].

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Just now, Demon77 said:

Anyone else notice Tyson in the halftime interview, not even sweating!!!! What's the temp up there?

According to him "Its pretty even out there".

NO idea.

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All of that possession for a 4 goal half.

A team of losers.

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I find it interesting how people are saying the finals are slipping away etc. we were never a finals team this year, I couldn't see how we were improving against every other team in it. I had us tipped for bottom four. We are mentally the softest club and never ever will be a strength ever again. The club sucks it's own dick after a win for a couple of weeks as we have done after Adelaide and then once we are seemingly down and out will pull out a fluke win and once again suck our own dicks for a few more weeks. Has happened forever and will continue to forever happen. 

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