Jack Watts + Skwosh shorts

[jackaub 1,402]

I notice Jack in the HS surrounded by girls in Bikinis marketing his own brand of swim shorts

I haven't heard of this before apologies if it has been covered elsewhere. Any body know the details

Good to see jack planning his future

[Mad_Melbourne 872]

Brands called Skwosh, been out for a while now. Doing pretty well I think

[Swooper 251]

Got a pair myself. They are great. In it with 2 non football mates. Seems like they're doing really well.

[Biffen 12,298]

2 hours ago, jackaub said:

I notice Jack in the HS surrounded by girls in Bikinis.

That's just a normal day for Jack.

[olisik 4,060]

Missus got me a pair for my bday. Came with an MFC card signed by Jack wishing me a happy birthday 

[DistrACTION Jackson 6,369]

I like them. Might get a pair for summer.

[AllMyTeamsAreWank 563]

5 minutes ago, olisik said:

Missus got me a pair for my bday. Came with an MFC card signed by Jack wishing me a happy birthday 

Same here. Missus grabbed me the pair with the cactuses. Really high quality shorts that actually fit blokes with thick thighs like myself, which are harder to find than you think. 

Highly recommend. 

[La Dee-vina Comedia 16,381]

2 hours ago, Swooper said:

Got a pair myself. They are great. In it with 2 non football mates. Seems like they're doing really well.

Disturbing image. Do the three of you fit?

[The Backyard Charizard 1,178]

2 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Disturbing image. Do the three of you fit?

I see what you did there 

[olisik 4,060]

6 hours ago, AllMyTeamsAreWank said:

Same here. Missus grabbed me the pair with the cactuses. Really high quality shorts that actually fit blokes with thick thighs like myself, which are harder to find than you think. 

Highly recommend. 

They dry quick to so u can go for a dip in the pool and a couple minutes in the sun and your all dried up.

[The Backyard Charizard 1,178]

5 minutes ago, olisik said:

They dry quick to so u can go for a dip in the pool and a couple minutes in the sun and your all dried up.

They'd want to do something special for $80 a pair!

I could get a slab of Woodstock 440ml cans for that and by about the 8th one I wouldn't care if I had shorts on or not 

Edited November 17, 2016 by Krazy Jaeger O'Smeara
Edited for accuracy in can size

[Ron Burgundy 8,584]

Just went on the website to check them out. I like them.

Tried to buy a couple of them - they're all sold out.

These boys need to get their inventory under control, especially coming into the Christmas season and summer.

 

[Dante 2,562]

Fits his new image.

 

[Chook 14,388]

4 hours ago, Dante said:

Fits his new image.

 

 

Yuck.

[Sideshow Bob 2,150]

Is he the new spike in Buffy the vampire slayer 

Photo Courtesy 20th Century Fox
http://imdb.com/media/rm1368627712/tt0118276/

Edited November 18, 2016 by jako13

[Members' Wing 1,106]

3 hours ago, jako13 said:

Is he the new spike in Buffy the vampire slayer 

Photo Courtesy 20th Century Fox
http://imdb.com/media/rm1368627712/tt0118276/

 No.

[Barney Rubble 1,576]

He looks more like Aker! Just needs the goatee.

One good season and he thinks he maybe a brownlow hope.

Edited November 18, 2016 by Barney Rubble

[ILLDieADemon 804]

$80 for a swim trunks.

Wow they must be comfortable. 

[Ron Burgundy 8,584]

On 18 November 2016 at 3:13 PM, Dante said:

Fits his new image.

 

Bloody hell. Probably needs to skwosh this look. Fast.

 

[daisycutter 28,431]

11 hours ago, ILLDieADemon said:

$80 for a swim trunks.

Wow they must be comfortable. 

or very big 

[Rodney (Balls) Grinter 10,567]

On 17/11/2016 at 7:13 PM, Krazy Jaeger O'Smeara said:

They'd want to do something special for $80 a pair!

I could get a slab of Woodstock 440ml cans for that and by about the 8th one I wouldn't care if I had shorts on or not 

I'd buy a pair of these looong before I forked out for a MFC clash jumper, but as you say, who needs shorts anyway.

[Lucifers Hero 36,973]

Didn't want to start a new thread...

...here is a light hearted article about Jack and his life away from football.  https://www.domain.com.au/news/at-home-with-melbourne-demons-player-jack-watts-20170421-gvoq28/

It has some interesting insights into what makes him tick.  Like Dwayne Swan he is taking up piano playing. 

A laid back and very likeable character. 

Edited April 20, 2017 by Lucifer's Hero

[Skuit 9,109]

Man-child.

[dee-eee 231]

On ‎18‎/‎11‎/‎2016 at 3:13 PM, Dante said:

Fits his new image.

 

Style 22  : The Retro Woey  .

[Adzman 2,085]

Jack is a great bloke. Has always been super friendly when I have taken my young nephews down to mfc events to meet him. Very pleasant character.

Good to see some positive press for once. The media loves to hate Jack which always stumps me.