Damo Barrett has Melbourne in the gun

[Redleg 40,902]

13 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

There ar a number of suitable uni degrees in sports science, applied science, human movement, exercise and sports science, etc.

Dank has nadda.

There are also good ones in performing arts.

[daisycutter 29,613]

17 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

There ar a number of suitable uni degrees in sports science, applied science, human movement, exercise and sports science, etc.

Dank has nadda.

claims some qualification in biochemistry fwiw

[P-man 13,366]

Meh. Not the least bit worried.

But if something does come of it, we take our medicine the Cronulla way.

Not rioting. The other one.

[mauriesy 7,287]

Dank is just non-rocket scientist and a loose cannon throwing hand grenades, pardon the mixed metaphors.

[Deeoldfart 8,016]

The very last thing we need right now is to be involved in any sort of controversy.  We are slowly but surely starting emerge from the 'dung heap' of the last decade, but we are still in a 'fragile' state.  Any whiff of an odour emanating from what Barrett is peddling needs to be doused quickly, before it can impact in critical areas such as player retention and recruitment and memberships.  We don't need setbacks!

Edited April 15, 2016 by Deeoldfart
grammar

[Chris 2,892]

34 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

claims some qualification in biochemistry fwiw

He is a pharmacist from memory. Started higher studies in other areas but never finished them. On of the funniest Essendon supporters I have heard was defending Dank saying he did all the work for a Phd but didn't finish because he didn't write it up, WTF!

[Akum 2,660]

1 hour ago, Cards13 said:

Placebos and they didn't bloody work!

We must have been the control group!

[Akum 2,660]

40 minutes ago, P-man said:

Meh. Not the least bit worried.

But if something does come of it, we take our medicine the Cronulla way.

Not rioting. The other one.

Suppositories??

Edited April 15, 2016 by Akum

[GM11 776]

1 hour ago, H_T said:

Yeah, just brilliant.....

I recall Dunn's name also coming up at that particular time. And I don't think it was the ointment.

If I recall Dunn & some others had a Vitamin injection or something.

Anyway it was cleared because it was prescribed & documented.And injected by a qualified nurse I think.

As for Warriors report, he didn't state ASADA were interested in anyone other than Bock, based on Dank's BS.

He just likes to embellish things by implication and not statement of fact.

[Undeeterred 3,123]

14 minutes ago, Akum said:

We must have been the control group!

That is quite funny actually. Made me LOL.

[daisycutter 29,613]

21 minutes ago, Chris said:

He is a pharmacist from memory. Started higher studies in other areas but never finished them. On of the funniest Essendon supporters I have heard was defending Dank saying he did all the work for a Phd but didn't finish because he didn't write it up, WTF!

don't think he holds a pharmacy degree, chris

[Chris 2,892]

27 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

don't think he holds a pharmacy degree, chris

"From what I can tell he's got a physiology or pharmacology degree,'' Bishop, a research leader at Victoria University, said.

In February Dank told an interview with the ABC's 7.30 that he had a degree in biochemistry from the Queensland University of Technology, and was a PhD candidate (suspended last year) at the University of Sydney for a thesis on antioxidants.

It is believed Dank undertook a Masters degree in sports science at the University of NSW in the mid 1990s, but it is unclear whether he graduated.

"We have searched our system and have not been able to find a record of a Stephen Dank graduating from UNSW,'' a university spokeswoman said yesterday.

One of Dank's lecturers at the University of NSW, Kevin Norton, described him as a likable and intelligent student, but added "I can't say for sure that he qualified for his Masters."

"I'm not sure whether he graduated or not,'' Norton said.

From 

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/new-doubt-over-stephen-dank-as-his-qualifications-are-called-into-question/story-e6frf9jf-1226621082850

I could remember it was one of the pharma's. Pretty sure I did read somewhere it was pharmacy, oh well, it doesn't really matter because he does appear to have some sort of qualification. 

[Whispering_Jack 30,042]

5 hours ago, Baghdad Bob said:

No further than having discussions with Bates and exchanges with Dunn as presented on the 7.30 report some time ago. I'm sure there is more information available if you go looking but frankly I can't be bothered.

He was "around".  That's enough to make me very weary.  

I am both weary and wary but there is a huge difference between the club engaging Dank or anyone else in a formal, legal sense and in the course of such engagement that person breaching AFL rules and having discussions with employees. Various people at the club "engage" with people on that level every day and it doesn't mean that any AFL rules have been breached or that anything sinister has taken place.

[Optimus D 283]

Who would believe anything that Dank states. Must have done creativity writing school. His next fictional work I believe is "Pride and Integrity". Barrett must be slow on the uptake to take Dankism on face value.

[daisycutter 29,613]

49 minutes ago, Chris said:

"From what I can tell he's got a physiology or pharmacology degree,'' Bishop, a research leader at Victoria University, said.

In February Dank told an interview with the ABC's 7.30 that he had a degree in biochemistry from the Queensland University of Technology, and was a PhD candidate (suspended last year) at the University of Sydney for a thesis on antioxidants.

It is believed Dank undertook a Masters degree in sports science at the University of NSW in the mid 1990s, but it is unclear whether he graduated.

"We have searched our system and have not been able to find a record of a Stephen Dank graduating from UNSW,'' a university spokeswoman said yesterday.

One of Dank's lecturers at the University of NSW, Kevin Norton, described him as a likable and intelligent student, but added "I can't say for sure that he qualified for his Masters."

"I'm not sure whether he graduated or not,'' Norton said.

From 

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/new-doubt-over-stephen-dank-as-his-qualifications-are-called-into-question/story-e6frf9jf-1226621082850

I could remember it was one of the pharma's. Pretty sure I did read somewhere it was pharmacy, oh well, it doesn't really matter because he does appear to have some sort of qualification. 

thanks chris.

if it was pharmacology or physiology it would just be a straight BSc degree (with one or both of these as a major i.e. 3rd year subject)

I know because i have a major in pharmacology not that it was ever of any use to me - lol 

[Grapeviney 9,718]

Story's dead, no-one's touched it since last night.

If there was a problem we'd know about it by now. 

[MadAsHell 4,212]

11 minutes ago, Grapeviney said:

Story's dead, no-one's touched it since last night.

If there was a problem we'd know about it by now. 

Agrer 100% and i posted the same at 7:30am this morning. The fact that no one else has run with it after approx 20 hours now says all that needs to be said.

When slobbo broke the story about the filth with recreation drugs it was everywhere. No one at work today even mentioned it around the water cooler. 

Time to move on.

Edited April 15, 2016 by AngryAtCasey

[Deecisive 1,709]

unless dank has hard evidence that asada is going to believe then this is going no where. Even if he has hard evidence he has already demonstrated that he is an uncooperative and unreliable witness so again, no action can be taken. He is just a monkey trying to rattle the bars to get attention, but a monkey looks cute, he just looks a fool.

[Biffen 12,943]

Apparently Barrett is denying the use of multiple testosterone creams on his face.

Sauces on the beat of this information have indeed confirmed he has been taking loads facially as well as ingesting.

Many men are involved and Barrett is not confirming the reports as yet but his acne scarring has healed rapidly due to his man made concoctions according to anonymous reports.

 

[Moonshadow 17,676]

Clearly he's applying aloe vera Biff. 

[Chris 2,892]

35 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Apparently Barrett is denying the use of multiple testosterone creams on his face.

Sauces on the beat of this information have indeed confirmed he has been taking loads facially as well as ingesting.

Many men are involved and Barrett is not confirming the reports as yet but his acne scarring has healed rapidly due to his man made concoctions according to anonymous reports.

 

I heard it wasn'tthe banned testosterone but was harmless protein.

[daisycutter 29,613]

1 minute ago, Chris said:

I heard it wasn'tthe banned testosterone but was harmless protein.

"let's just call it a peptide then"

[DemonOX 8,791]

Barrett is a FARK stick of the highest order and also an oxygen thief. 

[Demon Dynasty 17,109]

12 minutes ago, DemonOX said:

Barrett is a FARK stick of the highest order and also an oxygen thief. 

Parasites need oxygen?

Edited April 15, 2016 by Rusty Nails

[daisycutter 29,613]

5 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

Parasites need oxygen?

they get plenty around here sadly