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Hey Don,

Hear you're thinking about a visit down under and those uncouth Melbournians are not to enamoured with the idea . . . lots of sarcasm being invoked. It's unedifying isn’t it? T’was once called out as a literary device in sixth grade . . . way below your station my friend.

You would be most welcome in Canberra where sarcasm used to be the vogue . . . now it’s been replaced by kindergarten humor (insert hashtag) . . . so your leadership will become a light on The Hill here. There’s lots to do and see in Canberra as a FIFO . . . War Memorial, National Portrait Gallery and your own American Embassy stand out as obvious places for a Commander in Chief to visit. I wouldn’t recommend Parliament House however . . . it’s where we attempt to practice democracy and all the attendant constraints that that places on our narcissists (hashtag).

Of course, no visit to Canberra would be complete without a drive through Fyshwick . . . absolutely drowning in delights for the all-American male with an open cheque book. For example, there’s a Bunnings where you can buy plumbing equipment, tools of all types and a killer sausage on Saturday mornings. The Chinese and Iranian embassies are just down the road, so why not pick up a bag of briquettes to further stoke the dumpster fire?

The last POTUS to visit our quaint little country capital was also an American . . . so we can drag out and recycle the flags, armored vehicles and faux hysteria . . . it’ll be a hoot.

Anyway mate (that’s a term we use here to describe a bonza bloke), can’t wait for your arrival. Let me know date and time and we’ll organize an Uber for Scotty to meet you at the exquisitely named Canberra International Airport.

Signed . . . Johnnie Mac, 
(Figurehead for Unreal Canberra Kin Offering Friendly Fun)

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1 hour ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Hey Don,

Hear you're thinking about a visit down under and those uncouth Melbournians are not to enamoured with the idea . . . lots of sarcasm being invoked. It's unedifying isn’t it? T’was once called out as a literary device in sixth grade . . . way below your station my friend.

You would be most welcome in Canberra where sarcasm used to be the vogue . . . now it’s been replaced by kindergarten humor (insert hashtag) . . . so your leadership will become a light on The Hill here. There’s lots to do and see in Canberra as a FIFO . . . War Memorial, National Portrait Gallery and your own American Embassy stand out as obvious places for a Commander in Chief to visit. I wouldn’t recommend Parliament House however . . . it’s where we attempt to practice democracy and all the attendant constraints that that places on our narcissists (hashtag).

Of course, no visit to Canberra would be complete without a drive through Fyshwick . . . absolutely drowning in delights for the all-American male with an open cheque book. For example, there’s a Bunnings where you can buy plumbing equipment, tools of all types and a killer sausage on Saturday mornings. The Chinese and Iranian embassies are just down the road, so why not pick up a bag of briquettes to further stoke the dumpster fire?

The last POTUS to visit our quaint little country capital was also an American . . . so we can drag out and recycle the flags, armored vehicles and faux hysteria . . . it’ll be a hoot.

Anyway mate (that’s a term we use here to describe a bonza bloke), can’t wait for your arrival. Let me know date and time and we’ll organize an Uber for Scotty to meet you at the exquisitely named Canberra International Airport.

Signed . . . Johnnie Mac, 
(Figurehead for Unreal Canberra Kin Offering Friendly Fun)

What is this crap doing on a footy forum

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correction

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31 minutes ago, drysdale demon said:

What is this crap doing on a footy forum

Lefties can’t help themselves. 

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13 hours ago, drysdale demon said:

What is this crap doing on a footy forum

Being in the General Discussion area is what it's doing.

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On 6/30/2019 at 10:54 AM, drysdale demon said:

yeah right, just garbage

Huh? I must have missed the bit where they said we weren't allowed to post garbage in the General Discussion area.

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On 6/29/2019 at 8:38 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

Lefties can’t help themselves. 

You must have missed the right-wing circle-jerk crapfest that was posted and then deleted here post election.

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On 7/2/2019 at 8:54 AM, Bluey's Dad said:

You must have missed the right-wing circle-jerk crapfest that was posted and then deleted here post election.

Such hate.

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