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FORUM FOOTY - SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6


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BREAKING NEWS...

On the eve of the big game, Demonland has finally signed on a new coach.

Happy to announce the appointment of former Melbourne Football Club President, Paul Gardner, as match day Demonland coach.

The man who hired Dean Bailey had better perform better in the hot seat tomorrow.

Get around him boys. He's been a great servant of our club.

See you all at the ground in the morning.

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Well, captain wise says he has secured Paul Gardner as coach... :o

better not be a hoax, wise, or I will make you pay, and pay, and pay... :ph34r:

meanwhile, rollo2's computer crashed today, and he has to redo Monday's assignment, so our list of helpers is looking pretty thin... :unsure:

Date: Sunday, 6 October 2013…

Time: 10.30am… EASTERN STANDARD TIME...put your clocks forward one hour tonight... :blink:

Venue: Olympic Park…

Opponents: bomberblitz and (maybe) nick's pies site...

Players: grimesy is god, demons, django, the red fox (captain/coach wise) plus 2, cowboy from hell plus 1, ucanchoose, the russian, the stynes factor, sean, gavin, Zach, Daniel, Matt1, David, Brett, Steve the ruckman plus 4, leeroy, brad, Mitch, Matt2, DeeM, scotty2...

Apologies (players): demon jack, jonesbag, jazza, rollo 2, striker475, wonnabeeri, funky41, heater, charlesy, deanox, yossarian, mcqueen, alias275, tassie dee, demonchris, DeeM, scotty1, grant, bananas, nick, saka888, nascent, madness, Cords1, Cords2, natM, dazzledavey36, melbournefc...

Umpires’ Assistant: webber…

Coach: Paul Gardner (wise says)...

Apologies (coaches): redleg, whispering jack...

Helpers: rollinson 65, supermercado, webber, NatM...

Apologies (helpers): george on the outer, whateverittakes , wolfmother, rollo2 ...

Thinking that this is the final list, but people wanting to help or play please post on this thread, and I will update the thread as necessary...

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AMENDED REMINDER NOTICE

Reminder we are playing TOMORROW, Sunday, October 6 at 10.30am at Olympic Park.

This is Eastern Standard Time, so put your clocks forward one hour tonight.

It’s off Swan Street (south side) between Batman Avenue and Punt Road. (Much closer to Batman Avenue).

CARPARK is opposite (north side). It’s something like S14.00 flat rate.

WEATHER. Forecast says 18 degrees, mild, occasional sun, humidity 81%.

People, its Melbourne so bring WATER and SUNSCREEN!!!

Helpers, we have never had enough additional water, so please do not slack off on your commitments.

Everyone, please bring additional jumpers (if you have them) for players without.

See you tomorrow at 10.15am or thereabouts.

Players and helpers who have not committed, or who are late apologies, please update your status by posting on the thread on Demonland, by sending me a pm, or by sending me an email at ([email protected]) or by texting me on 0408 698 328.

Regards,

Peter Connor (aka Rollo)

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Reminder - highly ambitious attempt at a live call via http://mixlr.com/supermercado/. If first bounce is 11am I'll move the starting time back to 10.50 to give me time to work out who everyone is.

As long as it's not a total disaster archives of the call will be available at that address afterwards.

Inspiration courtesy of:

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Dees win by 20 goals over the Bombers at Olympic Park.

The lead was by over 10 goals at half time and with Paul Gardner coaching, I didn't expect the boys to let up and while I wasn't able to follow Supermercado's commentary but I'm sure the Chris Sullivan line cracke a mention at some point.

Well done lads ... Reports to come.

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MATCH STATS

Demonland 25.16 166 defeated bomberblitz 5.0 30...

Goals: bonna 9, sean 5, jarred 3, zach 2, gavin, the russian, ucanchoose, josh, brett, the stynes factor...

BOG: steve the ruckman...

Most capped: the stynes factor has now taken over from mickrocks1 as the player who has played the most games for demonland. Not far behind is the russian, and then wise (aka the red fox) and DeeM...

Sole survivor: sole survivor from our first forum footy game against saintsational back in 2006 is wise (aka the red fox)...

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MATCH STATS

Demonland 25.16 166 defeated bomberblitz 5.0 30...

Goals: bonna 9, sean 5, jarred 3, zach 2, gavin, the russian, ucanchoose, josh, brett, the stynes factor...

BOG: steve the ruckman...

I live to see the day an AFL score line reads like that.

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MANY THANKS

to Paul Gardner for coaching...(he said it wasn't a difficult gig)...

To supermercado for organising the live broadcast and bringing extra jumpers...

to webber for assisting the umys and acting as stand-by medico...

to the guys who brought extra numbers - brett, wise and steve the ruckman...(we would have been embarrassed for numbers without you guys)...

to everyone who played today...(it was great to watch but I got a stiff neck from watching the ball going over my head)...

to scotty21 from bomberblitz for organising so well...(he is the most-talented forum footy organiser I have ever come across)...

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