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The Missus just banned me from ever watching football in the house.

The Sony Bravia 62" is now dead, apparently it wasn't a fan of Boags Stubbies.

I'll never watch this rabble again with that [censored] coach in charge.

I now don't have a television for the shed as apparently the 56" belongs inside

the house.

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The Missus just banned me from ever watching football in the house.

The Sony Bravia 62" is now dead, apparently it wasn't a fan of Boags Stubbies.

I'll never watch this rabble again with that [censored] coach in charge.

I now don't have a television for the shed as apparently the 56" belongs inside

the house.

LOL i smashed my Foxtel remote and cracked my i phone screen in the last 5 weeks,worst coach in AFL history, i will shout anyone a slab that can point me to another.

Posted

I'll never watch this rabble again with that [censored] coach in charge.

so u will be watching next wk then S?
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I haven't watched anything since Round 2. It is too dangerous. It is not football. This club is a Psychiatrist's wet dream at present.

We need the best people to run the MFC not the cheapest rookies.

It's not their fault, they are not qualified.

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Buy a Nerf gun and a lot of darts.

Very therapeutic pumping rounds into the TV.

This is a great idea. Get one with the actual magazines too - that way you can load up 4 of them and don't have to go pick up all the bloody darts til the end of the game

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The Missus just banned me from ever watching football in the house.

The Sony Bravia 62" is now dead, apparently it wasn't a fan of Boags Stubbies.

I'll never watch this rabble again with that [censored] coach in charge.

I now don't have a television for the shed as apparently the 56" belongs inside

the house.

I love your passion and you must have kept the faith.

Pity I lost mine after the Suns game.

But TV are cheap these days so you have a good reason to get a bigger newer one. Tell the wife the end of financial year sales are now on and you were simple wanted to make room for the new 80".

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I haven't watched anything since Round 2. It is too dangerous. It is not football. This club is a Psychiatrist's wet dream at present.

We need the best people to run the MFC not the cheapest rookies.

It's not their fault, they are not qualified.

Are you serious? Why are you commenting every week if you're not even watching?

Posted

Put your missus in the shed.

Perspex screen in front of the 56". Fire away.

Problem solved.

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Put your missus in the shed.

Perspex screen in front of the 56". Fire away.

Problem solved.

Cheers D A I needed that after today!

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Cheers D A I needed that after today!

Any time PSD.

I'm here all week. Unlike Neeld. Boom tish.

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Put your missus in the shed.

Perspex screen in front of the 56". Fire away.

Problem solved.

Or maybe get a new missus, one who is more understand and can better feel your pain!

Wait I am wrong as that is the more expensive option its cheaper to buy the plastic and new TV.

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I reckon I'm pretty passionate too, but I haven't smashed my TV. If this story is true - the TV was really smashed and you're on here boasting about it, you not only have an anger management problem but a problem with differentiating right from wrong. I'd be so embarrassed by my own behaviour if that were me that I'd be begging her not to tell anyone and counting myself lucky that banning me from watching was the only thing she did.

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The Missus just banned me from ever watching football in the house.

The Sony Bravia 62" is now dead, apparently it wasn't a fan of Boags Stubbies.

I'll never watch this rabble again with that [censored] coach in charge.

I now don't have a television for the shed as apparently the 56" belongs inside

the house.

Rookie mistake. A bunch of rolled socks that can be collected and used again at the end of each quarter does the trick.

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I flipped the couch against port but after that old lady jones kicks me out of the house


Posted

Rookie mistake. A bunch of rolled socks that can be collected and used again at the end of each quarter does the trick.

I think I might use that.

Posted

I reckon I'm pretty passionate too, but I haven't smashed my TV. If this story is true - the TV was really smashed and you're on here boasting about it, you not only have an anger management problem but a problem with differentiating right from wrong. I'd be so embarrassed by my own behaviour if that were me that I'd be begging her not to tell anyone and counting myself lucky that banning me from watching wasn't the only thing she did.

I did not break my TV so no anger managment issue here.

I never had the expection the MFC would win or even get close on the scoreboard.

But thought this topic was more about someone disappointment at the MFC performance and did not actually think they smashed their TV as surely that would of happened during the 148 point loss to Essendon.

Althought if West Perth played the same way as the MFC currently does I don't know what I would do!

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I reckon I'm pretty passionate too, but I haven't smashed my TV. If this story is true - the TV was really smashed and you're on here boasting about it, you not only have an anger management problem but a problem with differentiating right from wrong. I'd be so embarrassed by my own behaviour if that were me that I'd be begging her not to tell anyone and counting myself lucky that banning me from watching was the only thing she did.

lighten up mate up, no one likes a stiff.
Posted

I reckon I'm pretty passionate too, but I haven't smashed my TV. If this story is true - the TV was really smashed and you're on here boasting about it, you not only have an anger management problem but a problem with differentiating right from wrong. I'd be so embarrassed by my own behaviour if that were me that I'd be begging her not to tell anyone and counting myself lucky that banning me from watching was the only thing she did.

Well put sir

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With the cr@p that's been served up the Tele should've been gone 2 months ago, it's all relatively calm on match day in our place now.

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