BRING BACK BIFFEN

[Bitter but optimistic 22,241]

Administrators, Moderators and fellow plebs.

The currently former member of Demonland (ie Biffen) has humbly requested that his reinstatement to this august board be considered.

“I expect a full petition and campaign for re-instatement” (Biffen 2013)

He is obviously abashed and contrite “How very dare they” (Biffen 2013) and he asks little except for, “a full apology made by the forum” (Biffen 2013)

The above comments are clearly those of a man who has been deeply hurt and shocked by a slanderous attack on his character (“calling me a common drunk”) when it is obvious to all he is an uncommon drunk.

Whatever he is alleged to have said was patently out of character and caused by a natural reaction to spiteful attacks by those jealous of his charm and success with women.

Biffen is obviously a gentleman of genteel ways and an insightful poster of wit, charm and sensitivity. This site is lessened by his absence. Look at how Stuie’s posts have deteriorated. ( By a strange quirk Ology claims to be lessened by his presence)

The balance must be restored. Yin and Yang must again enter a loving embrace.

Arise Demonlanders! Now is your opportunity to stand up for justice and integrity. I have not produced a crude poll but rather provided an opportunity for all to state their support and share their positive experiences for one of our finest.

PS. If you wish to contact Biffen directly, he is currently living off the earnings of a prostitute in a back room at The Gatwick.

PPS. Further research has uncovered that Biffen has erected a shrine made up of copies of Stuie’s posts. It is the focal point in his hovel and he hopes it will inspire his rehabilitation.

[Little Richard 6,265]

I thought something was missing. So what exactly did he write to get himself banned?

[Chook 15,013]

Meh.

[Sir Why You Little 37,049]

Bring back the boy...

[Hiram Cowfreak 78]

He's the grumpy one right?

Yeah, we need him back he self medicates every time we lose and then writes with great poignancy and charm

[Guest]

Biffen is money. Bring him back.

[Crompton's the man 659]

Is there a monetary offering associated with his renewed commitment as a sign of his sincerity?

[The heart beats true 18,128]

A twitter campaign is imminent.

#BBB

[stuie 7,374]

I did enjoy battles with the Biff, however I get greater enjoyment from footy now being the focus here and not slapstick "comedy".

Plus, I'm sure he's enjoying spending time on the Monty Python forum where his "talents" are better understood.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,241]

Is there a monetary offering associated with his renewed commitment as a sign of his sincerity?

Don't take a cheque.

[dee-luded 2,959]

FREE Biffy,,, we need some humour and personality around this place to counter the forces of boredom & fascismic thought sives.

Bring back ray, a glowing light in the creative ethos.

[dee-luded 2,959]

Is there a monetary offering associated with his renewed commitment as a sign of his sincerity?

... maybe be not, Butt I reckon he may be tempted like anutther to offer much to receive his daily needl's.

I reckon he'd give almost anything to be back !NN ?

[daisycutter 29,617]

with my libertine leanings i think an indefinite ban is too harsh

i think a ban until our next premiership would be more merciful

[angrydee 842]

I second bbo's motion - bring back the biff.

That way two sites inystantly improve

[angrydee 842]

I second bbo's motion - bring back the biff.

That way two sites inystantly improve

[angrydee 842]

Bloody phone

[angrydee 842]

Bloody phone

[Bitter but optimistic 22,241]

with my libertine leanings i think an indefinite ban is too harsh

i think a ban until our next premiership would be more merciful

You'll find any number of libertines around The Gatwick.

[gOLLy 401]

Integrity is the key word on these forums...I don't bother posting much anymore, due to some of the mods on high horses.

Just read these days....Bring back "Vent Your Spleen"

[Moonshadow 17,676]

Don't take a cheque.

I've heard you accept the hairy chequebook, BBO.

[jazza 1,323]

dont know much about him.

but ANYBODY uglier than me deserves to be here

[Bluey's Dad 3,419]

BIFFEN?!?!