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7 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Coffee, macha and beetroot esspresso. To be poured over ice. Hipster cafes currently with too much time on their hands

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I think I have had that macha and it is very ordinary.

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I just realised I was up to my 10000 th post.

I expect some sort of prize will arrive in the mail.

However, I would like to point out that this should have happened ages ago. Countless posts have been denied to my faithful readership by the immoderators.

Some of my best smut and crudest innuendo has been consigned to the cutting room floor and lost forever. The literary world has suffered an irreplaceable  loss

 

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On 9/6/2020 at 8:53 AM, Redleg said:

When you are locked down forever and going insane you will try anything.

Supporting Collingwood?

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39 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Not totally certifiable yet.

Give three more weeks of lockdown?

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On 9/6/2020 at 3:58 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

I just realised I was up to my 10000 th post.

I expect some sort of prize will arrive in the mail.

However, I would like to point out that this should have happened ages ago. Countless posts have been denied to my faithful readership by the immoderators.

Some of my best smut and crudest innuendo has been consigned to the cutting room floor and lost forever. The literary world has suffered an irreplaceable  loss

 

The innuendo willalways do you in the end though

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On 9/6/2020 at 3:58 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

I just realised I was up to my 10000 th post.

I expect some sort of prize will arrive in the mail.

However, I would like to point out that this should have happened ages ago. Countless posts have been denied to my faithful readership by the immoderators.

Some of my best smut and crudest innuendo has been consigned to the cutting room floor and lost forever. The literary world has suffered an irreplaceable  loss

 

Prize is on its way.

There are air holes in the box as you will notice.

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On 9/24/2020 at 3:10 PM, Redleg said:

ET stop posting here and get back to breaking trade news on the Trade Board. You are the man. You did say that Jack Watts has retired didn't you?

Who is Jack Watts and what did he retire from?

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Hello! Where is everyone? 

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1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

Hello! Where is everyone? 

In Quarantine, enforced by Dictator Dan. I am poeta Credlin, I am Andrew Bolt. I am Rudolfo, I am looking after your welfare.

I may even be Devine!!!!!!

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16 hours ago, dieter said:

I may even be Devine!!!!!!

Devine intervention?

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5 hours ago, Redleg said:

In view of recent events I believe this thread requires an immediate return to the main footy board for further discussion.

Still here in limbo land.

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On 2/3/2021 at 4:37 PM, Redleg said:

Still here in limbo land.

I tend to agree. 

in light of recent events, the longest thread on Demonland should be restored to its rightful place in our media. Unfortunately, that place was filled very quickly after events in Washington a month ago, so for the time being, it’s returning to our General Board.

Apologies to those who might be offended by the contents of this thread.

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