The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Moonshadow 16,157]

3 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

I know Solly and he's not a lawyer.

He's a dentist.

That would explain Biffen's missing teeth and pending jail term....

[Bitter but optimistic 21,232]

On ‎10‎/‎8‎/‎2018 at 3:23 PM, Redleg said:

But then you would need a lawyer, so it would all work out well.

You know Red, I've been reflecting on this and you maybe correct.

There are some unresolved matters -

- The misunderstanding over the neighbour's missus.

- The unfortunate accident with "The Lads" and another neighbour's prized orchids

- And the ridiculous claim that I set the dog on children last Halloween

- Most recently, there is the disgruntled former maid who asserts that that certain duties I required were beyond her ( or any reasonable persons) contractual obligations.

A lot of fuss over nothing really but perhaps you could tidy them up for me. 

As you can understand, the "readies" are currently a bit short at The Manor so I'm sure a pro bono  arrangement for a fellow denizen of this thread could be arranged.

 

[Redleg 37,552]

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You know Red, I've been reflecting on this and you maybe correct.

There are some unresolved matters -

- The misunderstanding over the neighbour's missus.

- The unfortunate accident with "The Lads" and another neighbour's prized orchids

- And the ridiculous claim that I set the dog on children last Halloween

- Most recently, there is the disgruntled former maid who asserts that that certain duties I required were beyond her ( or any reasonable persons) contractual obligations.

A lot of fuss over nothing really but perhaps you could tidy them up for me. 

As you can understand, the "readies" are currently a bit short at The Manor so I'm sure a pro bono  arrangement for a fellow denizen of this thread could be arranged.

 

A Lawyer working for nothing, that is the funniest thing I have ever read on DL.

[Biffen 12,323]

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

That would explain Biffen's missing teeth and pending jail term....

As long as my accounts are in order the minor issues will resolve themselves.

[Bitter but optimistic 21,232]

20 minutes ago, Redleg said:

A Lawyer working for nothing, that is the funniest thing I have ever read on DL.

Bah!! Shylock.

[Biffen 12,323]

19 minutes ago, Redleg said:

A Lawyer working for nothing, that is the funniest thing I have ever read on DL.

A suggest you invoice him for the review of his tawdry legal situation Mr Leg.

In order to discourage the begging bowl attitude if nothing else.

[dieter 3,325]

31 minutes ago, Biffen said:

As long as my accounts are in order the minor issues will resolve themselves.

Hopefully no miners were involved...

[Biffen 12,323]

5 minutes ago, dieter said:

Hopefully no miners were involved...

I hope you're aren't digging into my historical faux pas'.

They would  be tempted to re-build  the gallows .

[DemonFrog 1,347]

8 hours ago, old dee said:

Understand but was there not a different emblem before the Falcon? 

[Little Goffy 12,546]

On 10/8/2018 at 8:47 PM, Biffen said:

I would never say a bad word word about my lawyer Solly Goldstein.

He 's trained in Jew-Jitsu.

Jeezus Biffen, I didn't realise you were also an, um... anti-Drefusard.

[old dee 22,840]

9 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

That's it the Cardinals, that's what I was thinking about. Thanks DF.

[DemonFrog 1,347]

1 minute ago, old dee said:

That's it the Cardinals, that's what I was thinking about. Thanks DF.

The last one was a joke. All this talk about lawyers made me do it.

[dieter 3,325]

13 hours ago, Biffen said:

I hope you're aren't digging into my historical faux pas'.

They would  be tempted to re-build  the gallows .

Is a faux pas like a pas de deux, I.E. a golfing term?

Re build a gallow? Make a gallow great again?

[daisycutter 28,484]

15 hours ago, Biffen said:

I hope you're aren't digging into my historical faux pas'.

They would  be tempted to re-build  the gallows .

a teutonic fallbeil would be more appropriate, biffo

[DemonFrog 1,347]

All welcome our new CEO

I don't know about you guys and gals but I am excited!

[Redleg 37,552]

It must be over by now.

[daisycutter 28,484]

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

It must be over by now.

no, 6 more pages

then we have a mother of a party at chateau bitters 

[DemonFrog 1,347]

5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

no, 6 more pages

then we have a mother of a party at chateau bitters 

It will be a BYO party than.

[Biffen 12,323]

On 10/9/2018 at 11:15 PM, Little Goffy said:

Jeezus Biffen, I didn't realise you were also an, um... anti-Drefusard.

No ,not at all.

Big fan of "Let It Ride" and "Jaws".

[Bitter but optimistic 21,232]

3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

It will be a BYO party than.

Bring your own fried ( or baked, fricasseed, boiled etc etc)  frog.

[beelzebub 22,225]

10 hours ago, daisycutter said:

no, 6 more pages

then we have a mother of a party at chateau bitters 

In a Manor of Speaking !!

[layzie 28,666]

The golden crumb award 

[DemonFrog 1,347]

13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bring your own fried ( or baked, fricasseed, boiled etc etc)  frog.

I did not know Mr Bitters was French?

[Bitter but optimistic 21,232]

Given the rate that the Jesse Hogan thread is rollicking along it will overtake this one before long.

Redleg would be well and truly f....d then! 

[daisycutter 28,484]

18 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Given the rate that the Jesse Hogan thread is rollicking along it will overtake this one before long.

Redleg would be well and truly f....d then! 

uncle, did you notice that peter bell was a lawyer?

must be something about long threads and lawyers

if i was an academic i would apply for a grant and research it. would be a professorship a media career in it