The No T$ No B$ Thread

[picket fence 15,097]

48 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

picket you are an imbecile!

Biffen you are a pig!

I can't post at the moment as I've been watching footage of Our Majesty's 90th. I'm teared up and excited. I'm just hoping for another royal wedding or royal birth.

It's a re run of "Beaches" for me tonight.

I thought reruns of the old but gold Channel 10 Program No 96 would be more in your line?? No? What about " The Box' then!, more cosy and comfortable??

And just on the Monarchy, Her Royal Highness and others have made an artform of making a living selling Royalty as an ongoing concern! And the masses have bought it! Not I, I reckon they are the greatest spongers in History! What do they actually bring to the table??

And if I don't post anymore you know that 007 James Bond has assinated me for stating the Bleedin Obvious!

The sooner we become a Republic the happier I will be!!

Edited April 22, 2016 by picket fence

[Biffen 12,323]

9 hours ago, Rusty Nails said:

R.I.P. Prince ... another music icon passes

Loved Prince since '84.

He personified weirdo unlike any other man apart from BBO that I have ever witnessed.

[Biffen 12,323]

23 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I thought reruns of the old but gold Channel 10 Program No 96 would be more in your line?? No? What about " The Box' then!, more cosy and comfortable??

And just on the Monarchy, Her Royal Highness and others have made an artform of making a living selling Royalty as an ongoing concern! And the masses have bought it! Not I, I reckon they are the greatest spongers in History! What do they actually bring to the table??

And if I don't post anymore you know that 007 James Bond has assinated me for stating the Bleedin Obvious!

The sooner we become a Republic the happier I will be!!

Leave PP out of this.

He is an opportunistic Greek that has lived off the Taxes of plebs for  ten decades and not showed one bit of gratitude,on the contrary ,belittling contempt.

It doesn't get any better.

Chapeau!

Edited April 22, 2016 by Biffen

[Emerald 1,691]

10 hours ago, Rusty Nails said:

R.I.P. Prince

Has Lumumba been dropped?

[Maple Demon 449]

2 minutes ago, Emerald said:

Has Lumumba been dropped?

Too soon

[Moonshadow 16,157]

2 hours ago, Biffen said:

Don't get me wrong,I'm all for living off the earnings of women but FMD!

I draw the line at allowing them to come home whenever they want.

BBO-Prince Phillip would never allow Her Majesty to think she has control-and he would sort out such unnatural inequity in the "pants "department privately.

Greeks have never betrayed the natural order of things ,which is why women still like to dalliance with chockos ,despite the smell.

Just ask DC-he loves all things Greek.

After all Biff, the Greeks invented sex, but the Italians introduced women to it.

Edited April 22, 2016 by Moonshadow

[hemingway 7,589]

2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

After all Biff, the Greeks invented sex, but the Italians introduced women to it.

Invented well before the Greeks, as written in the Veda's 5000 years ago and graphically depicted in many parts of what we now call India. 

[daisycutter 28,484]

8 hours ago, hemingway said:

Invented well before the Greeks, as written in the Veda's 5000 years ago and graphically depicted in many parts of what we now call India. 

and ernest, from dna analysis it seems that the neanderthals were giving homo sapiens a few sex lessons 100,000 years ago. OD could probably remember.

[Bitter but optimistic 21,233]

11 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

After all Biff, the Greeks invented sex, but the Italians introduced women to it.

 

9 hours ago, hemingway said:

Invented well before the Greeks, as written in the Veda's 5000 years ago and graphically depicted in many parts of what we now call India. 

 

35 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

and ernest, from dna analysis it seems that the neanderthals were giving homo sapiens a few sex lessons 100,000 years ago. OD could probably remember.

Jeez you blokes know buggar all!!

Adam and his missus named Evie started it all. They lived in Eden (which is now an over rated town in NSW). Anyway a scientific analysis of the literature carried out by an Irishman named Usher calculated the first bang as it were ( not to be confused with the Big Bang) to have taken place about 4000 years BC . (And likely even before OD)

Our lately silent mod aka the good doctor would be able to confirm this.

 

[Maple Demon 449]

18 hours ago, hemingway said:

Biff there are times when it is best to remain silent. Although my guess is that you are not the silent type. 

If anything, Biffen is not a shrinking violet.

[Demon Dynasty 15,365]

20 hours ago, Biffen said:

Loved Prince since '84.

He personified weirdo unlike any other man apart from BBO that I have ever witnessed.

You can say that again Biff. Think he was very much in a big bubble at Paisley Park. Had a funny SOH once he allowed some to interview etc apparently. But very unusual character. Amazingly talented though. Purple Rain on the Superbowl was solid given his age. Lost nothing on the guitar. Don't know who arranged the intro/earlier part of that set though. Pretty ordinary. Not on his own with "Celebrity"  weirdness though. Would be a pretty zany world i would imagine.

Some of that weird brought out in this journo's visit to Paisley in 2010 here...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/inside-princes-bizarre-life-paisley-233220

Edited April 23, 2016 by Rusty Nails

[Biffen 12,323]

1 hour ago, Rusty Nails said:

You can say that again Biff. Think he was very much in a big bubble at Paisley Park. Had a funny SOH once he allowed some to interview etc apparently. But very unusual character. Amazingly talented though. Purple Rain on the Superbowl was solid given his age. Lost nothing on the guitar. Don't know who arranged the intro/earlier part of that set though. Pretty ordinary. Not on his own with "Celebrity"  weirdness though. Would be a pretty zany world i would imagine.

Some of that weird brought out in this journo's visit to Paisley in 2010 here...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/inside-princes-bizarre-life-paisley-233220

Was one of 50 to see him in Bennetts Lane Jazz Bar in the city.

Saw him at the bar and he looked about 30 so was a big shock to see him die so young.

 

[Maple Demon 449]

23 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

picket you are an imbecile!

Biffen you are a pig!

I can't post at the moment as I've been watching footage of Our Majesty's 90th. I'm teared up and excited. I'm just hoping for another royal wedding or royal birth.

It's a re run of "Beaches" for me tonight.

I bet you are following up you civilized and cultured evening by watching the World Figure Skating Championships on SBS this afternoon, Uncle Bitter.

[Maple Demon 449]

Apparently this thread is the naughty corner. In more ways than one.

Surely not as Uncle Bitter would never debase himself by posting on this thread if that were true.

[daisycutter 28,484]

Just now, Maple Demon said:

I bet you are following up you civilized and cultured evening by watching the World Figure Skating Championships on SBS this afternoon, Uncle Bitter.

damnit, i knew there was something i was supposed to do today

[Biffen 12,323]

1 hour ago, Maple Demon said:

Apparently this thread is the naughty corner. In more ways than one.

Surely not as Uncle Bitter would never debase himself by posting on this thread if that were true.

The majority of people are bores Maple.

There is no such thing as too irreverent or too sexy.

I resent the mundane,and they should be charged for Oxygen and water.

 

[Redleg 37,555]

I wonder why the ends of bananas both bend in the same direction?

[Emerald 1,691]

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I wonder why the ends of bananas both bend in the same direction?

[picket fence 15,097]

Uncle Bitters I need help, I have sparked a plethora of hate, agitation and bile when commenting on football matters in the Footy section. I need an elixer, beverage, something  to sustain me! Given I helped out with my "Cure all" magic foot fungicide , I wonder what can you prescribe for the Gaping wounds in my back and my dented Ego??

[pineapple dee 2,892]

On 22 April 2016 at 9:56 PM, Moonshadow said:

After all Biff, the Greeks invented sex, but the Italians introduced women to it.

An oldie but a goodie. Another thing to thank our Italian friends for.  SPQR 

[bjDee 1,247]

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Uncle Bitters I need help, I have sparked a plethora of hate, agitation and bile when commenting on football matters in the Footy section. I need an elixer, beverage, something  to sustain me! Given I helped out with my "Cure all" magic foot fungicide , I wonder what can you prescribe for the Gaping wounds in my back and my dented Ego??

Is THAT what you call it Picket?  I thought it was more akin to taking flying leaps  from short run ups, rather like the Birdman Rally.  

[Bitter but optimistic 21,233]

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

I wonder why the ends of bananas both bend in the same direction?

I think Emerald has answered that question for you Red!!

[Bitter but optimistic 21,233]

9 hours ago, picket fence said:

Uncle Bitters I need help, I have sparked a plethora of hate, agitation and bile when commenting on football matters in the Footy section. I need an elixer, beverage, something  to sustain me! Given I helped out with my "Cure all" magic foot fungicide , I wonder what can you prescribe for the Gaping wounds in my back and my dented Ego??

Yes picket I noticed you getting a jolly good thrashing from a number of posters.

I must say I enjoyed it immensely and considered it totally justified. Now as to some sort of panacea for your ills.

If you were a fellow of sensibility and style there are any number of fine wines I could recommend. However, associating you with a cultured palate( or cultured anything for that matter)  brings to mind the old biblical saying about "casting pearls before swine". Therefore I suggest you go out and buy the cheapest and nastiest "fourpenny dark" you can find and slurp down the contents. You can then beat yourself about the head with the empty bottle until you lapse into unconsciousness.

PS. if you need advice on cheap and nasty wines contact Biffen. He drinks nothing else.

[Maple Demon 449]

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

I wonder why the ends of bananas both bend in the same direction?

Ah, the important questions of the universe......

[Maple Demon 449]

On the way to the game tonight, I saw a bloke pick up a used tissue someone had left on the seat and use it. That wasn't you in your efforts to help the universe recycle, was it, Biffen?