The Tankability Review

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The football department have told us they wont tank so I thought we should look at the players to find any possible tankers to help our cause. Call this what you like but I have named it:

The Tankability Review.

Bell - Tried to run through a tank but smashed his shoulder

Bruce – tried tanking against Collingwood but didn’t like it

Davey – Couldn’t build a tank quick enough for him

Dunn – Fighting for his life as the tanks are approaching

Frawley – Can produce a tank or two but we love ya

Green – Despises tanks, tried to smash a tank with his head earlier in the year but broke his jaw

Grimes – I heard he ran through a tank during child birth

Jamar – Russians prefer bombs to tanks

Jetta - super competitive soldier leading the residence

Jones – Someone tried to tank his farther and that [censored] him right off

Jurrah – Fingers are to large to operate a tank

Martin – Heard someone was tanking and stomped his leg like a horse

McDonald – Has started to colour in pictures of Thomas the Tank Engine with his son

McLean – To slow even for a tank

Moloney – Teased for being a Tank

Morton – Went looking for tanks that had gone missing away from the battle

Petterd – Just as the tanks gathered in the last quarter he positioned some landmines perfectly

Rivers – Threw himself at tanks all day

Robertson - selfish Tanker

Warnock – Battles the biggest tanks of opposition teams each week

Wheatley – Kicks like a tank

Bate – Runs like a tank

Possible Replacements

Watts – Gold plated tanker, so don’t scratch him

Blease – So talented he smashed his leg in the aid of tanking

Well there you have it, no were near enough tankers to save us from this predicament. No scully for us, Trengove at best.

[Matt Demon 1,473]

Is this meant to be funny?

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