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Biffen

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Biffen last won the day on November 7 2017

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About Biffen

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    Red and Blue
  • Birthday December 25

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    Mt Buller
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    The Snow ,Melbourne Club ,Stock Market ,GHB.Cucumber sandwiches, Pimms,Nukes,Pinot,Louche Ladies,Hall and Oats,Yachting,Cayman Islands,Prince Phillip ,War,Fake News,Chess Boxing,Curling,Brazillians.

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    Out of Bounds Beckwith ,The Cordners ,Grinter .

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  1. You sound like s sports administrator.
  2. Sporting administrators are the lowest form of human life on the planet ,particularly in Australia ,as sport is seen to be important here. Go to your local bowling or cricket club if you don't believe me. I have nearly zero respect for the off-field participants in our club. We win in spite of them and mostly we lose because of them. They are purely handicappers. They are not worth the steam. Every win we get is a slap in the face to them. They should really work for nothing, or just go home. The players know who can play. The hangers on are wasting everyones money and more importantly their time. Time is the only commodity worth worrying about and we have wasted so much of it.
  3. BBO is organising the lighting of the flame. Apparently it involve a schoolgirls underwear purchased from a vending machine. He has been been travelling around Tokyo in ladies clothes on the train system. "Just trying to get a feel of the place" according to his postcard.
  4. When I think of an injured calf I think of Veal scallopini. It's a cruel world.
  5. We've blackballed him from The Melbourne Club . Standards.
  6. We are like Michael Diamond in the foot shooting category. We never miss.
  7. Thanks for the feedback. Biffen Industries values your opinion greatly and wishes to direct any unwanted suggestions to our Complaints officer Helen Waite. Please go to Helen Waite.
  8. Not Quite Right and The Reject Shop might be suitable.
  9. Aubrey Plaza naked in my boudoir with a rose between her teeth.
  10. I'm expecting him to be an absolute dud who can barely scrape a game in the twos for the first three years. Once we've traded him to the Blues , along with a first round pick who goes on to be the next Dustin Martin ,we will watch him dominate the competition and applaud ourselves for our ability to develop raw talent. In return we'll get a brat with two [censored] knees and a drug problem, a chronic drunk and some geriatric has been.
  11. Prince Phillip and I share a love a multicultural festivals. I am informed he caused quite an uproar when he requested the American perform a twerk for his entertainment.Despite the offer of a tenner.
  12. My dog has a lump on his balls usually in odd years.Then he chews on his sack and it disappears for about 12 months then re-appears about 12 months later (in an odd year). I've noticed the MFC is following a fairly similar trajectory if you take into account 1964,1988,2000 and 2016. I think the club should employ my dog as an advisor.
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