Biffen would be 1st ruck. Smash out the opponent R1 and get 8 weeks
WJ would be the coach we'd all ignore.
Red, captain, show pony, every team has one
dc forward pocket, hiding spot for a player topping up their super .
SWYL would be the annoying water boy you'd be screaming at to bring out a stubbie at half time, to no avail
Gnasher would be statistician and web site guru, useless position
BBO would be the FF in the mould (sic) of Mark Jackson, always looking good but ultimately with little to show for it
Earl would be team manager, spending the profits down the local TAB, if there were any. or transferring into bitcoin
Old Dee would be chairman of the board, when he's awake and not slurping pureed food on a plastic tray
Dieter.... well, he'd be the guy with linament on his hands at the ready that no player agrees upon to be worked over
Hemmingway the media scribe, a man's got to make a living some how
Picket fence the deranged fan with the orange complexion and comb over you avoid at all costs
Demonland would be B&F for sure, only because I have a bazillion warning points.
Have I missed anyone?