Geelong then Hawthorn eliminated by the Demons. Couldn't have written a better script.
Like last year when you couldn't have dreamed of a worse script!
Gee I hope we can get it done. When Hawthorn secured top 4 with their ugly win over Sydney I was drunk and bitter so I trapped off to the 4 Hawks supporting mates in my punter's club. I said that their team was the worst team in history to make top 4, and they have zero chance of winning a final. I went as far as to say that if they win one, I will be their personal chef on our end of season trip. Little did I know that it would come to this, so if we lose, not only will I have to swallow the bitter disappointment of the Demons being eliminated by those over-achieving pricks, I will have to cook breakfast, lunch and dinner for 4 smug Hawks supporters for 3 days in December. Ouch!