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On 10/20/2018 at 4:33 PM, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

So Vs the Hawks:

"Dougy to Chuck, intercepted by Scully who has Chunks all over him as he lies there on the ground"

Absolute Gold, Rod

On 10/20/2018 at 9:19 PM, Tram 74 said:

Preuss has to be Tank

initials BP

BP= Petrol

He is 206 and 115 kg

= Tank

Don't let Brock McLean hear that, Tram .... we could be fined another half million.

On 10/21/2018 at 7:58 AM, Dee Zephyr said:

At a couple of kids clinics this year I’ve heard the players call Salem ‘Salo’ Or ‘Say-Lo’. 

Better than poor old Broooce,  'Sahhleeem'

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Official nicknames for the new draftees that I have chosen -

Tom Sparrow  -     Squawker

James Jordan   -    JJ

Aaron Nietschke  -  The Philosopher

Marty Hore   -     Filthy

Toby Bedford    -      Uncle

 

Can one of the training attendess please pass this list on to the players for official use.  Thanks.

 

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Rodney (Balls) Grinter Redleg

Rodney (Balls) Grinter   10,567

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3 hours ago, Petraccattack said:

Official nicknames for the new draftees that I have chosen -

Tom Sparrow  -     Squawker

James Jordan   -    JJ

Aaron Nietschke  -  The Philosopher

Marty Hore   -     Filthy

Toby Bedford    -      Uncle

 

Can one of the training attendess please pass this list on to the players for official use.  Thanks.

 

I played local footy with a block nicknamed Filthy, he didn’t get it for quite the same analogy though.

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2 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Surely Aaron Nietshcke has to be Dr. Phil.

We need to refill our quota of offensive nicknames now Cam Pedersen is gone.

Surely we have to bring Neita back.

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On 11/23/2018 at 5:17 PM, Petraccattack said:

Official nicknames for the new draftees that I have chosen -

Tom Sparrow  -     Squawker

James Jordan   -    JJ

Aaron Nietschke  -  The Philosopher

Marty Hore   -     Filthy

Toby Bedford    -      Uncle

 

Can one of the training attendess please pass this list on to the players for official use.  Thanks.

 

Aaron Nietschke   - Friedrich

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On 11/23/2018 at 5:17 PM, Petraccattack said:

Official nicknames for the new draftees that I have chosen -

Tom Sparrow  -     Squawker

James Jordan   -    JJ

Aaron Nietschke  -  The Philosopher

Marty Hore   -     Filthy

Toby Bedford    -      Uncle

 

Can one of the training attendess please pass this list on to the players for official use.  Thanks.

 

Tom sparrow =  Tweedy

James Jordan= mic

Aaron Nietschke= Doc (Dr death )(Dr Philip nitschke)

Marty Hore = loose 

Toby Bedford = old timer 

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On 10/20/2018 at 4:54 PM, P-man said:

Fritsch: Fritta, Bayls

Fritsch : Fearless Fly

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