Gerard Whately is a Moron

[Bates Mate 3,818]

haha classic Mazer

[layzie 28,673]

Haha love it!

[SFebes 4,692]

After watching 360 and him pumping up the new proposed rule changes, he is clearly a moron. 18m goal rectangle ffs

[Willmoy1947 3,769]

10 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Everyday scenes from the Whateley household:

 

Gerry. Did you pay the power bills??? We just got a disconnection notice!
Hmmm ... this could be an indication that we'll be without electricity. An uncertain future for the warmth and comfort of the Whateley premises. We'll keeping checking in and see how that pans out.

Gerry, the school called today and said Delilah steals lunch money from the other kids.
Hmmmmm ... the counterpoint to this is that the other kids are probably stealing Delilah's lunch money. One might press the notion that it all evens out .... in the long run.

Dad, Marius keeps hitting me!
Hmmmm ... scenes of disharmony in the Whateley household! Let's watch in the coming days and weeks to see what unfolds.

Gerry. You big hunk of a man. Get the champagne while I slip into something more comfortable.
Hmmmm ... interesting. Let's get some talkback from the kids about this proposal.

Gerry, I'm leaving you.
Hmmmm ... shocking news for the Whateley marriage. A bombshell revelation today.
I'm serious. I want a trial separation.
One's response can only be: We'll be right back after this break.

 

 

...and that's a week when he doesn't take Communion.......

[layzie 28,673]

18 minutes ago, SFebes said:

After watching 360 and him pumping up the new proposed rule changes, he is clearly a moron. 18m goal rectangle ffs

I really need to find out the thinking behind that. Seriously no idea what that is going to achieve. 

[Willmoy1947 3,769]

Gerry brings in stuff "for Robbo" every show and it goes like this....

Robbo....whats that

Gerry..... just released new play station game

Robbo... i'll have that

Gerry.....i'll have the cover then

...and on and on and on

[Gorgoroth 12,308]

48 minutes ago, SFebes said:

After watching 360 and him pumping up the new proposed rule changes, he is clearly a moron. 18m goal rectangle ffs

It was a thing in 1908...

[DeezNuts 624]

I feel dumber for watching 360... slobbo and whately are the two most uninspiring commentators I’ve seen (I say this now given whately was good on abc grandstand). 

Don’t get me wrong, the production quality is there, the ‘old boys club banter’ is cleverly ignored and having Jack and Lewis on is by design refreshing. 

But there’s little analysis, zero insight and ultimately, only attempts at unearthing the next big grubby story.

Surely they get replaced next year?

[Wolfturdo 123]

No further comment 

[Sadler 26]

38 minutes ago, Wolfturdo said:

No further comment 

What now?

[layzie 28,673]

Hate to sound trite but.. Actually no I don’t care, shut this thread down.

[Wolfturdo 123]

Ridiculous 

[layzie 28,673]

If I can win the double tix/airfares on his show tomorrow he’ll be anything but a moron! ?

[SFebes 4,692]

AFLs Puppet, it's becoming clearer by the day.

[layzie 28,673]

“Let’s talk about the state of the game”

[jnrmac 18,944]

On 9/13/2018 at 8:10 PM, layzie said:

I really need to find out the thinking behind that. Seriously no idea what that is going to achieve. 

I can only assume the 18m goal rectangle (it aint a square) is designed to stop teams pressing up so high and locking the ball in their fwd 50. ie less congestion. Beggars belief they could 'trial' this in 3 intra-club games and make a decision it was OK.

The again a Frosty barrel from 18m out could go to CHF.....

Edited September 19, 2018 by jnrmac

[Micksdemons 131]

The worst thread ever " You can't be serious " the question is who is the moron !!

[layzie 28,673]

18 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

I can only assume the 18m goal rectangle (it aint a square) is designed to stop teams pressing up so high and locking the ball in their fwd 50. ie less congestion. Beggars belief they could 'trial' this in 3 intra-club games and make a decision it was OK.

The again a Frosty barrel from 18m out could go to CHF.....

It’s just annoying how the have to completely change aesthetics of the game for one tactic, the long kick in. Would change the game for about 16 seconds. At very least some more trialing would be good.

[Wolfturdo 123]

44 minutes ago, layzie said:

It’s just annoying how the have to completely change aesthetics of the game for one tactic, the long kick in. Would change the game for about 16 seconds. At very least some more trialing would be good.

It’s clearly a brilliant idea don’t you reckon?

[layzie 28,673]

Just now, Wolfturdo said:

It’s clearly a brilliant idea don’t you reckon?

No, not really. Not at all actually...

[Wolfturdo 123]

On 9/20/2018 at 12:07 AM, layzie said:

No, not really. Not at all actually...

Of course I don’t mean it!

[layzie 28,673]

1 minute ago, Wolfturdo said:

Of course I don’t mean it!

I lost track of whether you were trolling or being serious about 3 pages ago.. 

[Wolfturdo 123]

You cost us with this thread.

[layzie 28,673]

18 hours ago, Wolfturdo said:

You cost us with this thread.

Who did?

[TGR 1,367]

On 9/13/2018 at 7:42 AM, Mazer Rackham said:

Everyday scenes from the Whateley household:

 

Gerry. Did you pay the power bills??? We just got a disconnection notice!
Hmmm ... this could be an indication that we'll be without electricity. An uncertain future for the warmth and comfort of the Whateley premises. We'll keeping checking in and see how that pans out.

Gerry, the school called today and said Delilah steals lunch money from the other kids.
Hmmmmm ... the counterpoint to this is that the other kids are probably stealing Delilah's lunch money. One might press the notion that it all evens out .... in the long run.

Dad, Marius keeps hitting me!
Hmmmm ... scenes of disharmony in the Whateley household! Let's watch in the coming days and weeks to see what unfolds.

Gerry. You big hunk of a man. Get the champagne while I slip into something more comfortable.
Hmmmm ... interesting. Let's get some talkback from the kids about this proposal.

Gerry, I'm leaving you.
Hmmmm ... shocking news for the Whateley marriage. A bombshell revelation today.
I'm serious. I want a trial separation.
One's response can only be: We'll be right back after this break.

 

 

Would have been post of the year, but you forgot his penchant for exploring the ‘narrative’. 

 

On a separate matter......How can you work with Robbo and not suffer fools?  How can you keep nodding at Robbo, whilst he is spewing emotional brainless pub-talk?  

Like a bible-basher, cuts talkback radio simpletons off if they use a word such as ‘[censored]’; yet it is a word that Robbo would use without flinching.

I applaud his intellect and the fact that he is raising the bar.  But for god’s sake, find a suit that fits, don’t continually smile like a 6 year old receiving a chrissy present, and give Robbo more RDOs on 360.