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Nicknames for Clubs

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Sure I'll get howled down here - and maybe told to f-off and go find another forum... and that's great. BUT I can't help but roll my eyes at some of the trash the comes up with 13yo kid versions of club names Essendrug for example, or $hitihad Stadium. 

Now most of the posters on here can be bloody hilarious at times. (I'm not one of them) and figured some of you would have some gold. So I thought I'd get the ball rolling..(really putting myself out on a limb here).

GWS = Demitriou's Franchise

WCE = (methcoke is ok)

Western Bulldogs = 2016's Flavour of the Year.

You get the idea... feel free to add some input.

If anyone has ever read The Fiver in The Guardian, you'll know what I mean.

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Etihad Stadium - Eitherpes 

Collingflog 

Essendrug 

Hawthorn Dawks or Whoreforn 

St Kilda 'Aints

Norf

Ninthmond 

Fweo

Sid-a-knee

Thats all I got.

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Carltank is a good one too.

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E girls

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GWS = the first six swear words that pop into my head.

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GWS -

West

Of

Greater

Sydney

 

swans - COLAs

coll - skunkskins

haw - wees and poos

West Bull - scraggers, Footscray

Geel - was the handbaggers

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"Wanchors"

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Not that I sign off on any of these - but personal preference so far

Swans's = Cola's

Freo = Wanchors

GWS = the first six swear words that pop into my head.

Carton = Carltank

 

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ninthmond = ferals

colliwobbles = filth =colonwood

carltank = scum 

essendrug = essenscum = essington

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The Enemy (applies to everyone, all the time, whatever the circumstance).

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Greater Wasted Sydney (aka Gold Wasted on $cully by Demon fans)

Gold Coated Syndrome

Essendone or The Bummers

Meth Coast

Whoreporn

Adelaide Cows

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West coast - Chemists

Collingwood - Filth

Norf, Flogs, Lookatme's, shitboners

 

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Eagles -Meth Coast

Freo- Dorkers

North - Skintboners

Essendrug

Cats -Handbaggers

Pies -Filth

Carlscum

Ninthmond

 

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GW$

Essendrug

Carlscum

the Filth

Freefall Shockers

Methcoke Chemists

Whorethorn

Ninthmond- Chokemond is a great one too

Handbags

The Bears

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GWS - giros with sauce

suns - Gold Coast jazz don't know why but the are "the jazz" to me

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18 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

GW$

Essendrug

Carlscum

the Filth

Freefall Shockers

Methcoke Chemists

Whorethorn

Ninthmond- Chokemond is a great one too

Handbags

The Bears

I think I heard this week that Simon Goodwin wants us to be a respectful footy club...

Lucky that doesn't apply to supporters.

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What do other teams call us?

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Adelaide - Bastards

Brisbane - Bastards

Carlton - Total Bastards

Collingwood - Supreme Bastards

Essendon - Cheating Bastards

Fremantle - Bastards

Geelong - Bastards

Gold Coast - Irrelevant Bastards

GWS - Orange Bastards

Hawthorn - [censored] Bastards

North Melbourne - Bastards

Port Adelaide - Bastards

Richmond - Ninthmond

St. Kilda - Bastards

Sydney - Bastards

Western Bulldogs - Chucking Bastards

West Coast - Bastards

I think that's all the nicknames I know.  These are generally used on gameday, though.

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2 hours ago, Nasher said:

"Wanchors"

That's down right childish and crass! Give yourself 30 days in the slammer for good measure Gnash

:ph34r:

 

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17 minutes ago, Demonland said:

What do other teams call us?

She - mons or  Simply "The Deeees" said in a posh girls voice.

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Adelaide Native Birds Who Are Carrion Eaters, Ugh

Brisbane Powerful  Queens of the Animals (Oh All Right, Kings Too)

Carlton Chronic Sufferers of Anxiety, Withdrawal and Sadness

Collingwood Beautiful Native Birds Who Don't Harm Anyone Except In Nesting Season So Take Precautions But It's All Your Fault for Threatening Them

Essendon Disgraceful Warmongers and Child Killers

Fremantle Oppressed Unskilled Minimum Wage Workers

Geelong Introduced Destroyers of Native Fauna

Gold Coast Glorious Symbols of Our Pagan Goddess

Greater Western Sydney Dominating And Oppressing Male (Probably) Abusers Of Lesser Powerfulled People

Hawthorn Noble Native Birds Unfortunately of Prey

Melbourne Hideous Unspeakable Evil ....... THINGS

North Melbourne Peaceful Native Herbivores

Port Wasteful Polluters and Destroyers of the Natural Environment

Richmond Beautiful Endangered Animals (Unfortunately Also of Prey)

St Kilda Sanctimonious Self Righteous Proselytisers

Sydney Graceful Aquatic Native Birds Who Nurture Their Young

West Coast Noble Native Birds Unfortunately of Prey Who Have The Umps on a [censored]' String

Western Genetically Weak Victims of Cruel Inbreeding

 

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Gotta say one of my pet hates in the silly names given to other clubs. They make me cringe. I always refer to the opposition by their traditional names or sometimes shorten those names e.g. Dogs, Pies, Roos etc.

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5 minutes ago, ProperDee said:

Gotta say one of my pet hates in the silly names given to other clubs. They make me cringe. I always refer to the opposition by their traditional names or sometimes shorten those names e.g. Dogs, Pies, Roos etc.

Well your moniker is 'Proper' so it's hardly surprising...

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20 minutes ago, Ted Fidge said:

Adelaide Native Birds Who Are Carrion Eaters, Ugh

 

Brisbane Powerful  Queens of the Animals (Oh All Right, Kings Too)

 

Carlton Chronic Sufferers of Anxiety, Withdrawal and Sadness

 

Collingwood Beautiful Native Birds Who Don't Harm Anyone Except In Nesting Season So Take Precautions But It's All Your Fault for Threatening Them

 

Essendon Disgraceful Warmongers and Child Killers

 

Fremantle Oppressed Unskilled Minimum Wage Workers

 

Geelong Introduced Destroyers of Native Fauna

 

Gold Coast Glorious Symbols of Our Pagan Goddess

 

Greater Western Sydney Dominating And Oppressing Male (Probably) Abusers Of Lesser Powerfulled People

 

Hawthorn Noble Native Birds Unfortunately of Prey

 

Melbourne Hideous Unspeakable Evil ....... THINGS

 

North Melbourne Peaceful Native Herbivores

 

Port Wasteful Polluters and Destroyers of the Natural Environment

 

Richmond Beautiful Endangered Animals (Unfortunately Also of Prey)

 

St Kilda Sanctimonious Self Righteous Proselytisers

 

Sydney Graceful Aquatic Native Birds Who Nurture Their Young

 

West Coast Noble Native Birds Unfortunately of Prey Who Have The Umps on a [censored]' String

 

Western Genetically Weak Victims of Cruel Inbreeding

 

 

 

Brilliant @Ted Fidge

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Carlton = Rapetank

Essendon = Dirty Drug Cheating Bastards

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