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Things I'd Like To Hear In Tonight's Commentary

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'And at quarter time, the game is effectively over with Melbourne scoring 12.4 to nil in a crushing opening stanza.'

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Things I don't want to hear:

BT

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A game dominated by thunder, lightning and Frost.

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Cometti.....

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Jessie Hogan has kicked six goals, Bernie Vince is BOG and the Dees cruise to any easy defeat of Richmond. Richmond supporters leaving in droves 15 minutes into the final quarter.

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1 hour ago, Choke said:

Things I don't want to hear:

BT

Or Hamish, Basil and Luke Darcy.

Basically the entire channel 7 commentary payroll.

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Martin tries a don't argue on Viney and well, Jack argued back.

That is Martin done for the night

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"YELLOW & BLACK".....Not. 

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Things I'd like to hear?  Easy!  The final siren with Melbourne in front!

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1 hour ago, jane02 said:

Jessie Hogan has kicked six goals, Bernie Vince is BOG and the Dees cruise to any easy defeat of Richmond. Richmond supporters leaving in droves 15 minutes into the final third quarter.

Fixed

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'Nathan Jones in scintillating form with 37 disposals, 12 tackles and 2 goals after going head to head with Trent Cotchin, who had 5 touches and 0 tackles'.

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"It appears a microwave has been thrown on to the ground."

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Jack Watts lines up for his 10th and Melbournes 20th for the match

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"If Richmond don't recover from this quickly, it may be the end of Damian Hardwick's coaching career."

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2 hours ago, jane02 said:

Jessie Hogan has kicked six goals, Bernie Vince is BOG and the Dees cruise to any easy defeat of Richmond. Richmond supporters leaving in droves 15 minutes into the final quarter.

and hes smoked another one from outside 50

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"This has been by far the most impressive display for any team this year by the Demons!"

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Well, look at that - Martin's crying! That's twice tonight!

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"What's the word on Martin doc?"

"Well in that attempted fend off it appears that Viney has effectively removed the arm from its socket.  Surgeons will attempt to re-attach the arm but it's not looking good."

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Oliver with 25 touches and 10 clearances in a half of footy, how good is this kid!?

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"Nankervis has been all over the stats (supercoach) sheet, but has shown no accountability and let Spencer sneak forward again, to kick a third goal."

"Vince has tagged Cotchin and completely stalled his impact on the game while collecting a few valuale clearances, in a beautiful return to form in what much surely be his primary role again"

"HOGAN!!!!! AGAIN!"

 

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I would love to hear BT choking on his tongue.  I would love to hear Hamish McMuppet admit he wishes he was his brother. 

I dont want to hear Bruce go "Dusty, Dusty,Dusty, Duuuuuussstttyyy!" And have a self inflicted bukake moment like he does with Cyril.

I wanna hear the skies open up and it pelt down after we get 10 goals in front.

 

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"And here's the final score ...

Melbourne 10.10.70 defeated Richmond 7.27.69.

In further news (as we reported at half time) the Aldi store in Victoria St has sold out of its supply of microwaves ovens." 

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as long as bruce doesn't get aroused by dusty

i suspect the mute button will get lots of use

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