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9 hours ago, boydie said:

Kicking it to players when they're looking in the opposite direction? Though that was Garland...

I'd argue hitting somebody laces out in the middle of their back is better than kicking it over their head and out on the full...

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With the alternate clash jumper we could have Red Back Beer and as mentioned before Melbourne Bitter on the traditional jumper, both CUB products.

Red & blue companies, Pepsi - not going to happen, Master Card? Mobil, FedEx, Valvoline, British Airways, Kraft etc

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1 hour ago, ManDee said:

With the alternate clash jumper we could have Red Back Beer and as mentioned before Melbourne Bitter on the traditional jumper, both CUB products.

Red & blue companies, Pepsi - not going to happen, Master Card? Mobil, FedEx, Valvoline, British Airways, Kraft etc

I think you need a new computer. If the FedEx logo looks red and blue you've got problems with colour display.

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10 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

I think you need a new computer. If the FedEx logo looks red and blue you've got problems with colour display.

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Any of the following

SATAN
OLD NICK
BAD MAN
LUCIFER
OLD SCRATCH
BOOGER MAN
BEELZEBUB
OLD HARRY
OLD BOY
OLD SATAN
DEMON
EVIL SPIRIT
PRINCE OF DARKNESS
OLD MAN
EVIL ONE
IMP
MEPHISTOPHELES
BOOGEY MAN
DEVIL
DIABLO
EVIL PERSONIFIED
OLD BOOGER MAN
DRAGON
FALLEN ANGEL
MAN WITH THE FORKED TAIL
MAN WITH THE PITCHFORK
NICK
OLD DEVIL
SIN
BRUTE
DICKENS
EVIL
HELL
HELLCAT
HIS SATANIC MAJESTY
MAN WITH THE HORNS
MESTOPHELES
OLD BOY HIMSELF
OLD HORNY
OLD MAN WITH THE HORNS
OLD NED
SCRATCH
ST. NICK
ANGEL OF LIGHT
ANTICHRIST
APOLLYON
BAD CAT
BAD MAN WITH THE PITCHFORK
BAD 'UN
BEALSEY-BUB
BELIAL
BILLY DEVIL
BOGEY MAN
BOOGIE-BOOGIE
CHERUB
DANTE
DARK ANGEL
DECEIVER
DEVIL AND THE DEEP BLUE SEA
DEVIL'S ANGELS
DEVIL'S IMP
DIABOLO
ENEMY
ERROR
EVILDOER
FATHER OF LIES
FIEND
FIRE MAN
FOX-TAIL DEVIL
GHOST
GREEN-EYED MONSTER
GREEN-HORNED MONSTER
GUY WITH A PITCHFORK
GUY WITH THE HOURS
GUY WITH THE TWO-TINED FORK
HELLION
HORNDED ANIMAL
HORNED MAN
HORNED MONSTER
HORNED TOAD
HORNED...
HORNY DEVIL
IMP OF DARKNESS
JIMMY SQUARE-FOOT
KAKANA
KEPALO
KING OF THE UNDERWORLD
LUCIUS
MAN WITH A FORK AND TAIL
MAN WITH THE HORN AND TAIL
MAN WITH THE SPEAR
MAYOR OF HELL
MEPHISTO
MEPHISTOCLES
MICHER
MOST IMMEDIATE ENEMY
NICODEMUS
NR
OLD ADAM
OLD DICKENS
OLD DRAGON
OLD ENEMY
OLD EVIL ONE
OLD FELLOW
OLD HARRY MAN
OLD IMP
OLD LUTHERFUD
OLD MAN DOWN BELOW
OLD PITCHFORK
OLD RIP
OLD SERPENT
OLD SIN
OLD 'UN
PERDITION
POOR OLD DEVIL
PRINCE SATAN
PROPRIETOR OF HELL
RASTUS
RED-HEADED GOBLIN
RING-TAIL DEVIL
ROARING LION
SATAN AND HIS IMPS
SATANIC MAJESTY
SCAPEGOAT
SCROOGE
SERPENT
SLEWFOOT
SNAKE
SON OF PERDITION
SON OF THE MORNING
SPLIT-FOOT
SPOOKS
ST. NICHOLAS
ST. PETER
STUMP
TAIL-'N-HORNS
TEMPTER
VERY DEVIL
WICKED ONE

He is very well financed and there is great brand alignment

 

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On 2/20/2017 at 11:14 PM, Moonshadow said:

Coopers Brewery please, with discount to members

 

Gawd if members had to drink Coopers, it would be as bad as being forced to be a Wobbles member 

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2 hours ago, demons123452000 said:

Gawd if members had to drink Coopers, it would be as bad as being forced to be a Wobbles member 

I don't mind  Coopers but then i could drink Southwark !! ;)

I'm odd.....I know :unsure:

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3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

My BDSM club would be willing but, unfortunately, we're strapped for cash. 

Would that mean that our new pre match ritual, now the bugler is gone,  will involve a ceremonial releasing of the gimp onto the MCG?

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Remember when Schwab posted on here years ago after the Energy Watch debacle and the club just stunk. Told us all we had nfi about sponsorship deals etc.

I can't recall if that was ridgy didge or not. I'm assuming it was someone extracting the urine.?

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6 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Remember when Schwab posted on here years ago after the Energy Watch debacle and the club just stunk. Told us all we had nfi about sponsorship deals etc.

I can't recall if that was ridgy didge or not. I'm assuming it was someone extracting the urine.?

I don't think it was us who had nfi 

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4 minutes ago, old dee said:

I don't think it was us who had nfi 

Careful, old dee. We don't want to get SWYL on his soap box.

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