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There are lots of threads about tanking and all taking a serious look at a very serious issue. But I think we should also have a thread which allows a humorous take on the issues. if I'm wrong, feel free to delete this post.

The idea of this thread is not to debate the serious issues but just look at it with a wry smile. In other words, don't use this thread to argue whether the tanking existed or it didn't. Or whether Caroline Wilson has a grudge or she doesn't. There are plenty of other places to post those views.

So, to get things started, I've got a proposal which the MFC could put to the AFL as an appropriate punishment. Let's accept a similar punishment as handed out to Melbourne Storm for their salary cap breaches and have all our premiership points for 2009 and 2010 taken away. And why not go one step further and offer up all our premiership points for 2011 and 2012 as well. Then we can ask the AFL for a priority pick in this year's draft on the basis that we haven't won a game for four years and need the help that the priority pick was first designed for.

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i don't have any tanking gags but a funny thing happened to me last night..

i went to pick up some fish and chips in windsor and chris judd was there, doing the same

and i thought to myself "hang on, don't you prefer chicken wings?"

I saw a story about the 'Judds' mispelt in another thread as 'Judas'. Or maybe not.

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Tell em all to go and get f....d, we WERE crap!

Has anyone noticed that the 'race that stops the nation' is imminent! The Age sports pages hasn't.

Any tips for Tuesday?

Oh, btw the sun will rise tomorrow!

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Has anyone noticed that the 'race that stops the nation' is imminent! The Age sports pages hasn't.

Any tips for Tuesday?

Oh, btw the sun will rise tomorrow!

TIPS for Tuesday and every other day. Be kind to your mum.

I don't care about the Sun rising tomorrow. I won't buy it or the Age.

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TIPS for Tuesday and every other day. Be kind to your mum.

I don't care about the Sun rising tomorrow. I won't buy it or the Age.

I meant the thing that shines in the sky! Edited by Lucifer's Hero
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MFC deny there was a "vault", it was a think tank.

There was mountains of paperwork that would have been hard evidence that we tanked, but the dog ate it. By dog I mean Phil Scully. Because he's fat, and he eats everything.

The AFL are looking all the way back to the 2007 draft, as they believe we started tanking then, when we drafted Cale Morton at 4, rather than someone that can help us win games.

Barry Pretendergast has gone on record saying his recruiting isn't that bad, he was just part of the tanking process.

Brock McLean's mum is so fat, she rolled over a tank in Tiananmen Square.

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MFC deny there was a "vault", it was a think tank.

There was mountains of paperwork that would have been hard evidence that we tanked, but the dog ate it. By dog I mean Phil Scully. Because he's fat, and he eats everything.

The AFL are looking all the way back to the 2007 draft, as they believe we started tanking then, when we drafted Cale Morton at 4, rather than someone that can help us win games.

Barry Pretendergast has gone on record saying his recruiting isn't that bad, he was just part of the tanking process.

Brock McLean's mum is so fat, she rolled over a tank in Tiananmen Square.

I heard the tank ran over her. It didn't want to, it just didn't have enough fuel to go around her.

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OK, in light of Don McLardy's statement, the Demonland legal team has announced it's time to party.

The best joke wins dinner at my favourite fish and chippery.

Second best joke wins dinner for two at my favourite fish and chippery. The catch is that the second diner will be a hungry Phil Scully.

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OK, in light of Don McLardy's statement, the Demonland legal team has announced it's time to party.

The best joke wins dinner at my favourite fish and chippery.

Second best joke wins dinner for two at my favourite fish and chippery. The catch is that the second diner will be a hungry Phil Scully.

Think you are running last so far, with that effort.

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