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On ‎1‎/‎6‎/‎2018 at 12:54 PM, 640MD said:

Up until this line, I had thought that this thread was way above any other on Land and I enjoyed the reading, innuendo and humour  far more than I should.  Am I missing the point in this comment ?

Of course it is!

After all, my good sagacious, intelligent, incisive and modest self posts here.

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7 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Of course it is!

After all, my good sagacious, intelligent, incisive and modest self posts here.

 

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On 06/01/2018 at 9:54 AM, 640MD said:

Up until this line, I had thought that this thread was way above any other on Land and I enjoyed the reading, innuendo and humour  far more than I should.  Am I missing the point in this comment ?

What can we say other then there are Hawk supporters everywhere.

Personally I would rather read about our own club champions. Go the Dees!

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On 07/01/2018 at 8:01 PM, Moonshadow said:

 

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Mr Moon where did you get the picture of Uncle?

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It will be a great day when this full of be tread reaches 950 pages, the longest running tread, what makes this tread so special? that it has gone where no tread has gone before.

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30 minutes ago, don't make me angry said:

It will be a great day when this full of be tread reaches 950 pages, the longest running tread, what makes this tread so special? that it has gone where no tread has gone before.

2009 GIF                          The H key is next to the G

Edit:- I may have been too subtle dmmas (is that pronounced dumbass?), tHread not tread

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20 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Mr Moon where did you get the picture of Uncle?

Far too flattering.

I understand that Uncle has gone to ground since the Craig McLaughlin allegations surfaced.

Uncle does a very good impression of Frank N Furter, indeed, I am told he was approached to replace dear Craig until the production team checked out his CV and spoke to female cast members about his full audition. 

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3 hours ago, hemingway said:

Far too flattering.

I understand that Uncle has gone to ground since the Craig McLaughlin allegations surfaced.

Uncle does a very good impression of Frank N Furter, indeed, I am told he was approached to replace dear Craig until the production team checked out his CV and spoke to female cast members about his full audition. 

Has Uncle been in a stable long term relationship?

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5 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Has Uncle been in a stable long term relationship?

It was what you’d consider long-term but it was against her will. 

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12 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Has Uncle been in a stable long term relationship?

the only time uncle has been in a stable relationship was when he had a brief fling with mr ed

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1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

It was what you’d consider long-term but it was against her will. 

Did she object to Uncle wearing makeup, spikes in his head or the collar?

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

the only time uncle has been in a stable relationship was when he had a brief fling with mr ed

Uncle is into alpacas not horses?

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6 hours ago, ManDee said:

2009 GIF                          The H key is next to the G

Edit:- I may have been too subtle dmmas (is that pronounced dumbass?), tHread not tread

Thanks for the correction but do you think name calling is needed keyboard  Warrior, I bet you are a nerd, you would never be so brave to my face.

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43 minutes ago, don't make me angry said:

Thanks for the correction but do you think name calling is needed keyboard  Warrior, I bet you are a nerd, you would never be so brave to my face.

Oh, FFS....

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2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Did she object to Uncle wearing makeup, spikes in his head or the collar?

Not sure about that but she got sick of applying moisturiser to her entire body every few hours. 

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6 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Not sure about that but she got sick of applying moisturiser to her entire body every few hours. 

and not forgetting the anti-fungal cream. ethan

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2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Oh, FFS....

Don't understand what ffs means more abuse another nerd, am  assuming the f end with k

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The above feeble attempts at humour, directed at my good self, have been duly noted.

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13 hours ago, don't make me angry said:

Thanks for the correction but do you think name calling is needed keyboard  Warrior, I bet you are a nerd, you would never be so brave to my face.

Still laughing... keyboard warrior, name calling, kettle black.

PS:- dmmas, I would say it to your face, I thought it was funny. For the  record I have never feared a sane human.

 

Edit: Uncle Bitters does send a shiver though.

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I am told that Uncle bitters finds it difficult to keep a woman for very long.

Which may be why he had a clod room built at the manor.

 

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12 hours ago, Biffen said:

I am told that Uncle bitters finds it difficult to keep a woman for very long.

Which may be why he had a clod room built at the manor.

 

A demonland cross between Donald Trump and Liz Taylor?

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I'll give you blokes a free tip. Don't give up your day jobs to get a gig at The Comedy Festival.

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If only someone gave Dave Hughes the same advice. 

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5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'll give you blokes a free tip. Don't give up your day jobs to get a gig at The Comedy Festival.

Now Uncle you still have the actual money from your first pay. You never give anything away for free. The real cost is always in the fine print.

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13 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

If only someone gave Dave Hughes the same advice. 

Very good Ethan, however, that advice would have been even better spent on the buffoon (whose name I have thankfully repressed) who played that most unfunny and cringeworthy character, "Straughanie".

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