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Choke last won the day on April 15 2016

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  1. Choke

    Farewell Jesse Hogan

    Wait, are you saying there's a difference? If I close my eyes and wish really really super duper hard, everything I want will happen. Otherwise I've wasted a lot of money on 'The Secret' dvds.
  2. Choke

    Would we take $cully back?

    Not sure how a player that good can go for so little, even with an injury issue. I don't get it.
  3. The draft is now ever 2 nights? Round 1 is going to take 2 and a half hours? For 18 picks? What.... what is going on here? I must have missed something. Surely it doesn't take 2 and a half hours to call 18 names?
  4. Choke

    Farewell Jesse Hogan

    Oh it's a hole alright. Not sure it's the 'rabbit' variety though.
  5. Choke

    The Josh Kelly Thread

    My brother is a north supporter. I don't think I'd ever stop giving him crap if this happened. Doubt it though. Already giving him heaps about Preuss, who he rates and doesn't want to lose.
  6. Choke

    Post Match Discussion - Semi Final

    I have no words. You could feel it in the song when we were belting it out. There's something here.
  7. Choke

    Is it time to serve last drinks on bath water?

    I'm so up and about right now I'm drinking the bath water by the keg. After the last decade of [censored], I'm throwing myself face first into optimism. I'm gonna enjoy every bit of the media coverage, even if it is way over the top.
  8. Facebook says we offered Tyson but it was rejected. But, you know, Facebook.
  9. Choke

    Dees shutdown star eyes biggest scalp yet.

    Surely by this stage, the question needs to be asked the other way around. Who will Hawthorn try to stop? Viney? Oliver? Brayshaw? Seriously who do you tag if you're the Hawks? Looking at form over the last few weeks, they should be looking to curtail OUR stars, not the other way around. I am quite bullish about this game. The way we've gone about it the last few weeks has been tough and brutal.
  10. Choke

    GAMEDAY - Elimination Final

    Is there a word that covers nervous, excited, hopeful and worried? Cannot wait for the bounce.
  11. Choke

    Malcolm Blight attacks the MVP Awards

    Found this on Reddit: Mark Robinson says Melbourne will make the Grand Final, but tips Geelong to tonight by 8 points. This is the guy who got done by an email asking him for all his bank details a few months ago. Someone else posted a link earlier this week of Robert Walls predicting West Coast to win the spoon and Freo to make finals. As I stated in the OP, BT cannot tell the difference between Jetta, Garlett and JKH. He constantly interchanges them during commentary. He also spends more time in his commentary circle-jerk with other 'personalities' than he does commentating the game. The man is ego personified. Not sure the whole "media knows best" angle Blighty is pushing is stacking up too well.
  12. http://www.afl.com.au/news/2018-08-31/the-most-overrated-award-in-the-world-blight Apparently players voting on each other is stupid because "half of them don't watch the games". This is my favourite bit: "Blokes in the media ... would know who played better than most players in the whole comp and I think the media awards are actually higher, they know more about the players who play well." Yeah ok. BT can't tell the difference between Jetta, JKH and Garlett, but media people know better than players. Sure Blighty, sure.
  13. Choke

    Mitch McGovern

    He might need time to build up his idiot charge and unleash the mother of all stupid comments. I have faith that he'll say something stupid about this at some point. Not sure he can help himself.
  14. Choke

    Bull or Mutton?

    Fair enough. The man clearly isn't perfect. Just saying I thought he had great potential and was worth a shot, so much so that I voted for a party that often presents policies I disagree with based on the notion that he might move them more to the centre. You might want to lay off the Nazi references though, that sort of of stuff is why these discussions got shut down in the first place IIRC.