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Choke last won the day on April 15 2016

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  1. Calling all Trolls

    Jabby McJabface?
  2. Calling all Trolls

    Very good Skuit. I was hoping to modify a certain internet favourite to "Hird did nothing wrong" but alas, their prefilled list has foiled me.
  3. Calling all Trolls

    Aw they're only offering 3 options: The Flight Deck The Hangar The Bomber Base And you have to be an Essendon member to vote. I guess people learned from the Taylor Swift and Mountain Dew 4chan incidents after all. That's a shame.
  4. Farewell Jack Watts

    Would really love to know what these standards were that he didn't meet. Until then it's hard to judge, but from the outside looking in, 31 feels like too little.
  5. (Obviously) I don't know these guys from a bar of soap. Which would be your preference with our picks? Great post. Thank you.
  6. Farewell Jack Watts

    You're a piece of work Biff. Go pull another conspiracy theory out of your butt.
  7. Farewell Jack Watts

    Ah yes, because people can only get angry if there is a truth to get angry about. No one ever got angry over a lie right? You see a pattern where there is none Biff, I think Jung called it synchronicity.
  8. Sshhhhh! Millennials who make good life decisions do not exist. Now come join me for some smashed avo and a little destruction of out-dated and inflexible industries.
  9. Farewell Jack Watts

    only spuds would think that. ya spud. (I don't really think you're a spud). Spud.
  10. Yep. I took a pay cut to eliminate a 45 minute commute (each way) when I was starting a family about 5 years ago. Lifestyle and family are absolutely factors when weighing your employment, I imagine footy clubs represent a similar situation for players.
  11. lol, a bit rich of Tex to say that after his GF effort. Didn't scream "success" to me.
  12. Dandenong

    My kids are at Berwick Lodge. I can't afford the local privates either. I think Haileybury started at $18k a year and St Margaret's at $16k. Even if I had the money, I can think of better things to do with half a million dollars.
  13. Trade rumours

    Sounds like a magic item. He'd need something like Knowledge (Arcana) to use it, which is an intelligence based skill. I'll let you decide if he has a high enough INT stat. just jks Ethan
  14. Trade rumours

    Correct. Although they do start with basic proficiency in daggers. Maybe what @Ethan Tremblay thinks of as a sword, the rest of us regard as something... smaller.