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  1. Biffen

    The No T$ No B$ Thread

    Gough was known to refuse door stop interviews (apart from his last one ). When a young lady tried to ask him a question on the street she got; "Madam, I, try to avoid speaking to strange ladies on the street". They just don't make arrogant ,pompous, conceited ,well educated, urbane socialists like they used to.
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    The No T$ No B$ Thread

    In Orkney ,I'm known as the mayor of Twatt. What,What?
  3. Biffen

    The No T$ No B$ Thread

    If by sane you mean beyond psychiatric help and if by balanced you mean debauched recalcitrant then indeed you are indeed a shining beacon of hope in a den of torturous normality.
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    The No T$ No B$ Thread

    How very philosophical. From my perspective I attain meaning from the realisation that I am far superior to dreary old [censored] like you and Ernie.
  5. Biffen

    What’s the go with Essendrug?

    The Sheil deal stinks. They are rorting the cap. I am certain of it. Time will prove me right.
  6. Biffen

    Vale Colin Sylvia

    Nice One GS. I shall watch/ listen to some Fado tonight and think of Col .
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    The No T$ No B$ Thread

    She watches "Passion of The Christ " quite regularly and thinks JC is a bit soft.
  8. Biffen

    Blazer Glory

    A common occurrence in Public School.
  9. Biffen

    The No T$ No B$ Thread

    You are neglecting to mention the wonderful contributions of Sir Joh, Russ Hinze and Greg Ritchie. I could go on with other luminaries as well as mention what the state has done for our entrepreneurs such as the late Mr Skase, Alan Bond ,Peter Foster and other such respectable businessmen.Gentleman such as Clive Palmer and Warwick Capper call it home.
  10. Not I ,ET. I was recently barred from Flinders Island for shooting strays. They tried to tell me the dogs were native to the Island. "Not anymore " I replied.
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    AFL.com.au Dees Best 22

    Jordan Lewis? Don't think so.
  12. Biffen

    The Jacob Townsend Thread

    Only if we can call him Simon . He could do Wonders.
  13. Biffen

    Official Nicknames

    Jack Watts-Biffen Jnr. The kids output is astounding.
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    Team Growth

    Mitch Clark was a team growth.Thankfully removed.
  15. Luckily it ain't a beauty contest.
  16. Biffen

    Wallace Rates Dees Trade Period

    Terry's brain has gone soft most likely due to the soup and mashed food diet he adopted since 1987.
  17. Biffen

    2018 Player Reviews: #5 Christian Petracca

    Sleeping Gorilla.
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    The No T$ No B$ Thread

    I only became that way after seeing the dulling effects of red wine and sexual depravity on my fellow posters.
  19. Biffen

    The No T$ No B$ Thread

    My contributions were primarily on sedatives I'll have you know.Why would anyone waste hallucinogenics reading and writing this guff?Particularly when it is read in triplicate .
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    The No T$ No B$ Thread

    A thousand pages of piffle. Well done all.
  21. Biffen

    Let the Yawn Fest Begin

    There is no fuchsia discussing my funeral arrangements.
  22. Biffen

    Let the Yawn Fest Begin

    Probably not. You might be able to arrange the flowers.
  23. Biffen

    End of season bonus payments.

    Chris Judd is collecting today as well.Retirement has not harmed his wages.