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  1. Biffen

    Rd. 22: Omen Watch vs Eagles

    I visited a farmer last night. He had 22 dead Wedge tailed Eagles shot and strung up along a barbed wire fence. Inside the house a huge fire was lit. Out of the fire appeared 22 Tasmanian Devils who scooted out to the fence and devoured the Eagles before running into a massive laurel Bush and murdering a nest of Magpies. Seems fairly positive.
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    Sam Weideman

    It's Weed time. Form in the 2's. Taylor made form to step in and grab his chance. He has a strong tackle and is a good grab. If he nails his set shots and does the defensive work he could be the tonic for a rejuvenated side coming into finals. Sink or Swim.
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    Stats- Only One Needed.

    I reckon 43% of people would agree with Redleg.
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    Losing Jack Viney

    Pro Dee has combed through the cumulative intelligence of demonland to find a post that supports his assertions. ^^^^^^ Bravo. Biffen approves.
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    The Elephant in the Room

    As the bearded lady said to the acrobat in front of the clown, "What Elephant where?"
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    What is the point?

    The greatest problem in any continuously failing organisation is a lack of candour. In other words, when somebody keeps making mistakes ,nobody mentions it. Mistakes need to be HIGHLIGHTED until rectified. If they can't be rectified they must go.
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    The Blowtorch on Jordan Lewis

    Just drop him.Send out the right message to the kids.Keeping players in the team on reputation alone builds resentment in the squad.
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    Who is our Forward coach?

    Every time he lined up for goal the commentators would mention his try out for Manchester United and occasionally his junior cricket accomplishments .Every time.
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    Frosty comes in from the cold!

    I'm astounded as to how he gets kept out of the team by O'mac and others. He has the attributes to be the best CHB in the comp. Coaches have stalled his development. As many have pointed out-Goodwin stuffs up selection on a regular basis.
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    Who is our Forward coach?

    Helen Keller.
  11. Biffen considers it as the first person, in order of importance.
  12. Biffen does not like to boast too much as you will all agree he is a modest and brilliant man. But Biffen did spend a night amongst the gauche and ridiculously wealthy on the Portsea cliff one summer soiree last year dancing with Mrs Judd and her coterie. Chris arrived to pick her up at about 3am after I'd worn her out. There was more than a little warmth to the starving stripling that night but I'm sure this was an isolated incident. Chris appeared to be dull and brooding, no doubt cold, terribly sober and a very serious young insect.Poor chap.
  13. It was a Kanye tracksuit so I'm not too worried . If it was anything else I would be very concerned.
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    Nothing sensible.Everything enjoyable.
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    The No T$ No B$ Thread

    The scum has been replaced by putrid filth. Such is the way of the world. Let's hope their immune system cannot cope with the various life forms left behind by my former colleagues and business associates.
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    Ron or Johnny.
  17. Frank Walker from National Tiles-Bazooka.
  18. I can get the job done with bolt cutters but young jack doesn't actually owe me money so somebody will have to stump up the surgery costs. Stump up... Sometimes even I'm amazed at how funny i am.
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    Poor Bloke. I'm not a golf fan but a boy from Shep who made good in a rich kids sport and a demon to boot-what's not to love? praying for a miracle for him.
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    No booze ban

    Prohibition doesn't work. The title of the thread is misleading.Only the clubs leaders have made their decisions public at this stage. I will say this. I have associated with Dermott Brereton more closely than is necessary for any decent human. Two things he will tell you. Not one Hawthorn premiership player drank in '87 or '88 for the whole season. He got up after the hit against Geelong with a punctured lung and broken ribs to send out a message that he would not be beaten. He is a great root. Ok three.
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    Who lives in Sydney?

    Kyle Sandilands,his druggy mates, some billionaires,1.5 million Chinese "students", half a million Lebanese ,a few fashionistas and a handful of non cocaine using decent people.
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    What they're saying over at West Lakes

    Unless it's on the subject of serial killing ,I never take people from Adelaide seriously.
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    GAMEDAY - Round 17

    take in water before you get too mentally retarded.
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    GAMEDAY - Round 17

    Jordan Lewis always composed.
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    Fun fact

    That WAS fun! Unfortunately it's time for me to stab my cuticles with hot pins and then soak my fingers in lemon juice mixed with chilli.