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  1. Colin Sylvia

    Must be the dumbest [censored] to ever wear the red and blue.
  2. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    That "can of coffee" I asked you to bring in for me will more than cover lunch.For at least the next decade.An old mule for a hard road say I.
  3. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    How I miss him. His non stop pursuit of equality and moral superiority was the perfect antidote to my actual achievement of human perfection and unquestionable wisdom coupled with my spiritual and intellectual godliness.Sometime one needs a snivelling rat to kick into the gutter to reassure oneself of such a thing.
  4. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    I have imbibed a similar drink Ethan.Fortunately,along with the other potent drugs Asia has to offer, none of them can harm me.Only after drinking the Cobra blood did i realise it contains the venom present in said snakes fangs.I admit my heart slowed to a snails pace but i thought that was due to the heat.On this journey I will stick to drinking Uncle Bitters duty free gin.
  5. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    I am told that Uncle bitters finds it difficult to keep a woman for very long. Which may be why he had a clod room built at the manor.
  6. Manchester Bombing

    Another day ,another 29 poor colonialist pigs gone. Great article by Waleed Aly that concludes with the powerful message,"those terrorists will not stop us going out to pop concerts". This somewhat misses the point which is that Islamists cannot cope with the freedom of living in a Western society . The burden of distinguishing between Fundamentalist terror cells and your average happy mosque going public falls to the host country. In my humble opinion,the fewer mosques and Muslims in non Muslim countries the better. Our hyper-sexual,drunken lascivious behaviour is too offensive for Mohammedian youth. There are 57 Muslim countries where a Mullah makes the rules for government to follow. Why would a pious Muslim seek to live amongst beer swilling dancing ,godless pigs ? Why would godless ,beer swilling colonialist pigs actively encourage more Muslims to come over and kill them if not for a suicidal idealisation? Discuss.
  7. Without knowing anything about the case. It's always the girls' fault for the way she dresses and behaves-on that I'm sure we all agree.
  8. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    I won't dignify your sordid imputations with a detailed response other than to say, in modern shorthand : GAGF.
  9. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    Important article in Fairfax press by a girl who does't like fruit peel in her Christmas Cake. The Age once again dealing with the real news. And the ever charming Clementine Ford wrote a gem about being lonely at Christmas (is it any wonder).
  10. Boot Camp 2017 cancelled by Players

    Only the talented ones Moon-the rest are on TV.
  11. Boot Camp 2017 cancelled by Players

    How about a summer camp in Cancun like the old days? a few slabs and drinking games. And a bit of beach work for their tans?
  12. Boot Camp 2017 cancelled by Players

    I wear thongs when I go on camp. Just one if I go swimming.
  13. The Scrapping of the Bounce is Imminent

    I propose we scrap the umpires altogether and reduce the rules to a computer algorithm fed by camera angles. Just obliterate the maggots back to Nothing Park Reserve on $100 a match with ample human abuse thrown in. Bring t on. They deserve nothing less.
  14. Demonstone's Dirty Dozen

    Any relation to George fro Delaware ?
  15. Hannah Mouncey

    Strange way to go about getting action but not totally unjustified when put into context. Go Girl!!
  16. Preseason Training - Week commencing 6/11/17

    He was such a small baby his mother was left without Stretch marks.
  17. Him and Toumpas will add some pace to the Port Flanks. Watts should provide the toughness at the contest.
  18. Preseason Training - Week commencing 6/11/17

    Good to see Frost covering his ears with sunscreen however expensive that turns out to be.
  19. Best MFC team in last 50 years

    Tom Gillies could easily be on that team he reckons.
  20. Famous MFC jumper number

    69. In and under type.
  21. Hannah Mouncey

    The ALP girls will stay on message and do nothing, the Greens will put no energy into Defence , the Liberals will argue amongst themselves ,the Nationals will be infighting and "The Package" will have a day out.
  22. Max Gawn Contract Extension

    Heart and soul of the Club. Stay on the park Max.
  23. Stewart Crameri to the Dees?

    i've always liked Crameri but I'm unaware of his physical durability these days. Could be worth a one year contract if the club considers the window to be open, which it must, given we have traded for instant gratification this year.
  24. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    I often do "like " drone strikes on Youtube. Helps me relax.
  25. Farewell Jack Watts

    Technically ,you cannot uppercut yourself either. Your knuckles would be facing away from you, which would make it misdirected jab-of which I know much about.