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Biffen last won the day on November 7 2017

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About Biffen

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    Red and Blue
  • Birthday 12/25/1867

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    Out of Bounds Beckwith ,Jack Watts ,The Cordners ,Grinter ,IWS .K.D Lang,Ruby Rose.

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    Mt Buller
  • Interests
    The Snow ,Melbourne Club ,Stock Market ,GHB.Cucumber sandwiches, Pimms,Pegida,Nukes,Pinot,Louche Ladies,Hall and Oats,Yachting,Cayman Islands,Prince Phillip,MiloYiannopolous,Crispin Glover,War,Fake News,Chess Boxing,Curling,Brazillians.

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  1. Colin Sylvia

    Must be the dumbest [censored] to ever wear the red and blue.
  2. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    That "can of coffee" I asked you to bring in for me will more than cover lunch.For at least the next decade.An old mule for a hard road say I.
  3. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    How I miss him. His non stop pursuit of equality and moral superiority was the perfect antidote to my actual achievement of human perfection and unquestionable wisdom coupled with my spiritual and intellectual godliness.Sometime one needs a snivelling rat to kick into the gutter to reassure oneself of such a thing.
  4. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    I have imbibed a similar drink Ethan.Fortunately,along with the other potent drugs Asia has to offer, none of them can harm me.Only after drinking the Cobra blood did i realise it contains the venom present in said snakes fangs.I admit my heart slowed to a snails pace but i thought that was due to the heat.On this journey I will stick to drinking Uncle Bitters duty free gin.
  5. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    I am told that Uncle bitters finds it difficult to keep a woman for very long. Which may be why he had a clod room built at the manor.
  6. Without knowing anything about the case. It's always the girls' fault for the way she dresses and behaves-on that I'm sure we all agree.
  7. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    I won't dignify your sordid imputations with a detailed response other than to say, in modern shorthand : GAGF.
  8. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    Important article in Fairfax press by a girl who does't like fruit peel in her Christmas Cake. The Age once again dealing with the real news. And the ever charming Clementine Ford wrote a gem about being lonely at Christmas (is it any wonder).
  9. Boot Camp 2017 cancelled by Players

    Only the talented ones Moon-the rest are on TV.
  10. Boot Camp 2017 cancelled by Players

    How about a summer camp in Cancun like the old days? a few slabs and drinking games. And a bit of beach work for their tans?
  11. Boot Camp 2017 cancelled by Players

    I wear thongs when I go on camp. Just one if I go swimming.
  12. The Scrapping of the Bounce is Imminent

    I propose we scrap the umpires altogether and reduce the rules to a computer algorithm fed by camera angles. Just obliterate the maggots back to Nothing Park Reserve on $100 a match with ample human abuse thrown in. Bring t on. They deserve nothing less.
  13. Demonstone's Dirty Dozen

    Any relation to George fro Delaware ?
  14. Hannah Mouncey

    Strange way to go about getting action but not totally unjustified when put into context. Go Girl!!
  15. Preseason Training - Week commencing 6/11/17

    He was such a small baby his mother was left without Stretch marks.