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Biffen last won the day on November 7

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  • Birthday 12/25/1867

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    Out of Bounds Beckwith ,Jack Watts ,The Cordners ,Grinter ,IWS .K.D Lang,Ruby Rose.

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    The Snow ,Melbourne Club ,Stock Market ,GHB.Cucumber sandwiches, Pimms,Pegida,Nukes,Pinot,Louche Ladies,Hall and Oats,Yachting,Cayman Islands,Prince Phillip,MiloYiannopolous,Crispin Glover,War,Fake News,Chess Boxing,Curling,Brazillians.

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  1. The Scrapping of the Bounce is Imminent

    I propose we scrap the umpires altogether and reduce the rules to a computer algorithm fed by camera angles. Just obliterate the maggots back to Nothing Park Reserve on $100 a match with ample human abuse thrown in. Bring t on. They deserve nothing less.
  2. Demonstone's Dirty Dozen

    Any relation to George fro Delaware ?
  3. Hannah Mouncey

    Strange way to go about getting action but not totally unjustified when put into context. Go Girl!!
  4. Preseason Training - Week commencing 6/11/17

    He was such a small baby his mother was left without Stretch marks.
  5. Him and Toumpas will add some pace to the Port Flanks. Watts should provide the toughness at the contest.
  6. Preseason Training - Week commencing 6/11/17

    Good to see Frost covering his ears with sunscreen however expensive that turns out to be.
  7. Best MFC team in last 50 years

    Tom Gillies could easily be on that team he reckons.
  8. Famous MFC jumper number

    69. In and under type.
  9. Hannah Mouncey

    The ALP girls will stay on message and do nothing, the Greens will put no energy into Defence , the Liberals will argue amongst themselves ,the Nationals will be infighting and "The Package" will have a day out.
  10. Max Gawn Contract Extension

    Heart and soul of the Club. Stay on the park Max.
  11. Stewart Crameri to the Dees?

    i've always liked Crameri but I'm unaware of his physical durability these days. Could be worth a one year contract if the club considers the window to be open, which it must, given we have traded for instant gratification this year.
  12. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    I often do "like " drone strikes on Youtube. Helps me relax.
  13. Farewell Jack Watts

    Technically ,you cannot uppercut yourself either. Your knuckles would be facing away from you, which would make it misdirected jab-of which I know much about.
  14. Farewell Jack Watts

    Don't worry about Jack. He's had his front tooth knocked out with a hammer and got himself a neck tatt. Pretty soon he'll be speaking Port ,Drinking Port and living Port. In a storm.
  15. Millionaire Ex-Demon

    Like I always said about Justin Bieber- "What a schmuck.He'll never be anything".