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Biffen

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Biffen last won the day on November 7 2017

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About Biffen

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  • Birthday 12/25/1867

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    Out of Bounds Beckwith ,Jack Watts ,The Cordners ,Grinter ,IWS .K.D Lang,Ruby Rose.

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    Mt Buller
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    The Snow ,Melbourne Club ,Stock Market ,GHB.Cucumber sandwiches, Pimms,Pegida,Nukes,Pinot,Louche Ladies,Hall and Oats,Yachting,Cayman Islands,Prince Phillip,MiloYiannopolous,Crispin Glover,War,Fake News,Chess Boxing,Curling,Brazillians.

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  1. The adventures of President Donald Gump

    I urge you to seek clinical help.
  2. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    Anybody want to buy my shares in Getswift? Anybody,Please?
  3. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    The Holy water would sizzle as he entered Earl.The man is beyond redemption. Getting him into a church would be some kind of miracle in itself.I personally would see meeting the congregation as a business opportunity.The modern way to meet god is with the use of drugs-either too many at one time ,or the right amount at the right time.
  4. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    I have had the utter misfortune of "running into" BBO who just happened to be in Albury as I was winding up a deceased estate for a friend of mine. After following me around S/E Asia with his gold toothed charm and brothel creeping sandals he now seems to know my whereabouts at all times. He claims to have lost his wallet and cannot even feed himself let alone pay for his night time luxuries that included charging hotel rooms to my credit card and other unauthorised purchases such as visits to room 54 which was home to a young Chinese person of uncertain gender. I am unable to shake this lecherous parasite from my person. Any advice on losing the tail would be greatly appreciated.
  5. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    As you are the new cultural expert-could you tell us what passes for sport these days?
  6. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    O.D- You are welcome to invite me to taste the new range. I have been a great connoisseur of the premium variety for many years and am glad to have found a kindred spirit in your good self. Disregard Bitters and his pathetic attempts to ingratiate himself into OUR vineyard. I have a marvellous Palate-one that has gone viral many times-I can say with some confidence. Look forward to tasting a few cases.
  7. Are we ready for 580 Brownlow votes?

    I'm confident we can slay some [censored]. No doubt we can score heavily.
  8. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    An old soldier once told me-"Never look Back"
  9. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    I'm amazed you made it through quarantine and even more surprised i made it through customs. I travelled in "premium Economy' making acquaintance with a silly Polish man who agreed to carry some items through customs for me. Needless to say, I am potentially rich as ever and am also in possession of some 3000 year old trinkets to boot. A good year beckons for the yours truly despite the uprooting I have suffered in Fitzroy St. I look forward to looking down on you in the coming year, authoritarian interference notwithstanding, as ever.
  10. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    There has been some disturbing developments in the "Women told to score mOre" thread. Expertise offered on what is and what isn't sexist behaviour/commentary. Its not as if i need help in this field. it has been my lifes' work. Next we will be getting pointers on smut,innuendo and filth. like throwing donuts at the resident labrador that lives in the French restaurant-enough is never enough. The New Church Ladies have beards.
  11. Women told to score more

    I think they should just play loose, regardless of the size of the field that presents itself. Big scores are always on offer if you play it that way.
  12. Un-sportsman like conduct

    And bring back the cigarette girls too. Lets do it properly.
  13. Un-sportsman like conduct

    We don't need to copy the NFL except for perhaps having scantily clad cheerleaders.Which would give young girls proper role models.
  14. AFLX PREMIERS!!!

    I said exactly the same thing about The Golden Girls.
  15. New MFC facility?

    I though "The Gysberts Gymansium" would be a winner so what would I know.
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